Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 23, 2014
Jihad on you Rahim. Shame on you!!!
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Declared by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thursday, May 10, 2018
go fucking die both of you, you stupid slags have done nothing but make me depressed!
charley: your boyfriend doesnt love you you fucking annoy him like you annoy everyone within a 20 mile radius you ginger whore cunt
Jamie: you skank ! you get paid a shit wage how the fuck are you going to even manage...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 7, 2010
Someone i know. I dont even know if i can call him a friend. His girlfriend is so OBSESSED with me. The thing is yeah he did cheat on her. But not with me. Ive never even held hands with him or made any form of contact with him. I like him as a friend because he was there during some of my tougher times when...
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Declared by dgdfgd on Saturday, July 9, 2011
You fucking psychopaths. May both of you live a miserable life, and die a prolonged, relentlessly agonizing death
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
I hate you. We have been roommates for over a year, and I have only heard you take a shower 3 times. YOU STINK, INFIDEL! You throw your sweaty clothes in the dryer like that's going to make them clean, but it just makes the dryer smell like your B.O.! You are stupid, lazy, ignorant, repulsive, and not to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
If i've gone off on one, then chances are there's a much bigger problem I haven't told you personally about. Just accept that some issues hit a nerve and that I may not be able to justify exactly why I've said things until I care a little bit less about other issues. Its enough to make you think that I'm not...
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Declared by All Uni society presidents on Friday, March 16, 2012
Who the hell freaks out over $40. Omg....$40!!! With how high prices are over here, $40 gets you absolutely nothing. Shes freaking over $40!!! Cheap-ass!
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Declared by fsfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
You're a lying cheat, a big fake, and your entire religion is based off bullshit.
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Declared by Jesus on Monday, October 8, 2007
I send hate missiles raining down on you. And your phone, since you obviously don't use it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 22, 2009
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You ruin everything! I swear you guys are so fat and obese that your mother was dissapointed. I hope you guys all die of a nuclear attack from north korea, and than receive a hurricane. and than all the black people of your nation can solve it by shooting people and eating fucking fried chicken. like BRUH...
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Declared by SOME RANDOM ANGRY GUY on Friday, May 22, 2015
Dam pedo
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Declared by bigchris on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are such a dick sometimes! Shut the fuck up with your dumb-ass Jewish jokes already, and learn how to pronounce Ricci ("ree-chee" not "ree-kee," you moron). I know you didn't even fucking ask Doug if Nate and Ronnie could come with--you're selfish and want to always be the center of attention--can't have...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 4, 2009
ARGHHH. ok so my two best friends are super awesome and funny, but they make these jokes about me, but sometimes they take it too far. I don't want to lose my friends since they are like the only friends i have. But i also don't want to be the butt of a joke anymore.
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Declared by emmah rockie on Monday, March 5, 2018
After giving me the WORST acrylic "black" tips that I have ever had for my senior prom, and making me bleed without apology, you took $5 out of my wallet when I wasn't planning on tipping your sorry ass in the first place.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 1, 2010
You're a jealous sanctimonious patronising insecure self righteous unforgiving grudge holding cock face! Nobody actually likes you, you're a know it all that can't see your fucking nose when it's on your face! You don't understand when you've done wrong, I can't b you have the ordacity to say that I'm...
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Declared by Bonsai on Wednesday, September 28, 2011
You make the sandwich so bad now! They used to be good, now they are just Jihaddy! They are like 240 grams only, bad bread, bad bacon, and do you think that we want an Egg/Schrimp Sandwich?!
JIHAD ON YOU FØTEX-LADY!
Btw. we miss the indian lady!
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Declared by SandwichDeclarer27 on Thursday, June 6, 2013
Can you find out things for me? WHat people are saying about me? Who is stabbing me in the back? Please and post them here?
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Declared by internet troll on Monday, July 18, 2011