Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Jay on Monday, October 8, 2007
WELL! Everyone at my school is basically a chav and I am jihading everyone who thinks they're better than everyone else, everyone conceited and big-headed and arrogant and uncaring, people who cheat on you, the RAIN, people who are going to festivals this year 'cause i cant, people who get everything......
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Declared by Me on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
we are angry students.we are angry because our teachers are very weird peoples.Realy weird peoples.Realy Realy Realy weird peoples.I think that is a reason to start a jihad on them.
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Declared by taylan on Thursday, June 12, 2008
How does filling in a bubble measure your intelligence when all the bubbles are possible 'best' answers and you give us only one choice?
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Declared by Pissed-off test-taker on Monday, March 10, 2008
Te declaro la guerra. No quiero que metas tus genes en el acerbo genĂ©tico. Sos un peligro a la sociedad y a todo lo bueno. A q no t animas a salir de tu cuarto diminuto sin tu escuadrĂ³n de putas
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 29, 2015
Matt you are the gayest human being I have ever come into contact with. Homosexuality emanates from your very core, and I hate everything about you. You are GAY GAY GAY. Fatwa on Matt Ball.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
Give us our CA results you filthy infidel swine!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 28, 2012
For the alcohol violations that weren't my fault, for not waking me up for the fire drill, and for just generally being a poophole. I hate you.
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Declared by Dallas on Sunday, September 9, 2007
So many requirements. You cant even teach us well.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 8, 2012
U are all immature assholes who go around telling people straight in the face that theyre ""ugly"". Just so you know,youre not particularly ""good looking"" either so i suggest u sit ur fucking ass down. The world doesnt need attention thirsty people like u who give unwanted and judgemental opinions on other...
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Declared by the one u call ugly on Tuesday, September 3, 2013
I study for 6 days, about 4 hours a day for 50 minutes of confusion and agony. I discover too late that I didn't study the right things and get a C - what the hell?!?! JUST MAKE SENSE YOU FREAKING PIECE OF PAPER, YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!
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Declared by John on Tuesday, September 25, 2007
bitch i was straight up the best friend anyone could ever be and then u lyin to my face to hang out with the same hoe that treats ya like dirt??
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Declared by th fukc on Thursday, April 7, 2016
whatsup bitch?
This is for throwing pliers at my head behind my back you deadshit!!
Plier chucker,
stupid lil fucker
during sound check i shoulda hit you harder
dumb-arse motherfucker thinkin' you can step to me
chat like old times and shoot the breeze...
Well here's a safety tip: I don't forget...
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Declared by Fargis on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
eat a bag of dicks you lousy bitch, I talked to you like a decent civilized human being but instead you chose to go all ape shit on me and humiliate me in front of everyone. you should be glad I didn't go all Ramsay Bolton on your crusty ass. P.S. I know your vagina is drier and dustier than the Sahara...
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Declared by very angry uni student on Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Fuck my thesis. Fuck this damn thing people are asking me to write. I don't care about writing. I want to do stuff with my hands. I hate having to share my intimate thoughts with people that I know and who will judge me for it. Fuck that shitty school system. I don't get the point of the exercice. FUCK YOU...
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Declared by angrystrudent on Wednesday, April 12, 2017
i hit a goddamn curb today because stupid ass school can't even clear out its parking lot!! Might have to get it fixed and maybe not able to see the long-distance girlfriend!! FUCK
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Declared by Ted on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
This guy has no fuckin' character, he's a fuckin' four year old child who shoplifts whenever you take him to the fuckin market! Pissant piece of shit....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 5, 2009
I F*ing HATE THEEESIS
its killing me from the inside out!
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Declared by Holy warrior on Monday, April 7, 2008
I hate people that can't take a joke. Someone pinned the "9 satanic sins" to the board in the honors lounge because they thought it was funny we had a babtist student center, but nothing for other religions. Everyone, even the super religious kids, that came in either didn't pay attention to it or found it...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 27, 2018
The speed of everyone else in the hallway is a fast walk, yet you decide to walk at the rate of an amoeba and block the hallway so no one can get by. I'm in just a little bit of a rush, do you think you could let me by? nope. complete ignorance. If you really want to walk slowly, thats fine, you have the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007