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Declared by harman on Thursday, November 15, 2007
Can the people who insist on walking so damn slowly along the street, move their fucking arses OUT the way and let other people pass. It's great that you have nowhere to be and your simple and sad life is fulfilled with a walk slower than a snail but jesus some of us want to go somewhere. So move your...
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Declared by Angry pedestrian on Monday, September 2, 2013
Surrender, Repent, Praise the Pie, or Suffer Eternal Damnation!
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeSL on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
i just want to see your pictures
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I would like to declare Jihad on James for being the most prolific lighter thief the world has ever seen!
No flame-creating device is safe when Jimmie's in town, pass one his way to fire up that blunt and it will never be seen again! ........ever!!
Some say he has a small lighter disposal unit...
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Declared by Vivian Burns on Thursday, October 25, 2007
My fellow americans, i am here to apoligize for my shitty job at being president. So please, Jihad on my old ass.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
A pox and curse be upon you, you great satan institution of poverty creation! May you roast in the fires of hell for destroying our lives by ruining our money! You will baste in the roasted juices of your fellow thieving bankers eternally.
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Declared by ActionMac on Monday, October 8, 2007
So, uh, we removed your graffiti and we know where you live. We also sent a letter to your mom's landlord and the cops have your spraycan.
You want to scare me, become a lawyer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 27, 2007
i declare war over fuckin stoopid old cunting faggots that let there kids play 18 rated computer games then kick up a massive fuss when they see a bit of violence in it. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LET YOUR KIDS PLAY THEM, you fucking stoopid tossing wank heads!!!! if you dont want your kids to play them dont...
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Declared by butters on Friday, October 19, 2007
I declare jihad on all you believers. You substitute your brains with ancient books, thinking with believing and judgement with submission. You trade your desire to comfortably not feeling responsible for anything - your gods and books are - against your (and, if you could, our) freedom. See you in hell...
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Declared by Rene Descartes on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jade Goody died of cancer, I know cancer is a terrible disease and she had kids and all that but when she was a racist knobhead on big brother and running around with her tits hanging out everyone hated her
ESPECIALLY the tabloids then when she dies there are special "warm fuzzy feeling inside"...
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Declared by carnivore on Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Why is it that people don't keep to their bloody left on escalators. Stop hogging the right-lane and let people in a rush USE IT.
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Declared by Anonymous Coward on Sunday, October 7, 2007
To all the people of the world that live to be offended, and to seek redress or revenge for that perceived offense, I declare jihad on you. Try dealing with yourself before you go unilaterally clean up the world and remake it in your own image. Give it a rest.
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Declared by Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
mohinder suresh for pawning claires dad in heroes... you whore!! you made me cry and now my girlfriend thinks im a homo!!
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Declared by butters on Friday, November 23, 2007
poop
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Declared by po po magoo on Tuesday, November 9, 2010
i want to declare jihad on hippies. i hate cock blowing faggot hippies and i want to kick them 'till they die. hippies sucks.
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Declared by michael on Sunday, October 21, 2007
I let you in. I fucking let you in and you completely destroyed me. The worst thing about betrayal is to know it's done by someone you trusted the most. It takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it. Go fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 30, 2015
your a two kina meri its so shame you live with your boyfriend now and he is very very much older thats sad your just sad
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Declared by EnganMeri on Saturday, July 14, 2012
You deaf people are the fucking rudest people on the fucking planet.
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Declared by a person who can hear shit. on Monday, October 8, 2007
For feeding me poison squid and making me miss a night of celebration at Nobu. Damn you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007