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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI know it's probably not the dog's fault that its owners trained it to be violent. It's also not the dog's fault that they decided to have such a dangerous animal in a neighborhood full of kids.
In fact, none of it is the dog's fault, but a jihad is the least I could do after I found my cat in pieces on...
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Declared by Tracy on Friday, March 14, 2008
I am so sick of sticking up for my so called "best friends" and having them stab me in the back and ditching me and going and telling my husband they don't know how how he puts up with me. And of course he does not stick up for me! screw them i need new friends.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 23, 2008
stop, please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Fascist Islam, Radical Muslims, and Terrorists - jihad on you and taste the shit you've been giving everyone else.
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Declared by USA on Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Tiger Woods in an affair with some bipolar bitch of a girl from a stupid fucking reality show, the media is hopping to get the full story. A couple living in the middle of nowhere is in the same situation and NOBODY GIVES A FUCKING DAMN!!!
And why? Because the stupid media only care about viewer/listener...
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Declared by Tourettes on Monday, December 7, 2009
LOL! Those poser guys who think they’re real “tough guys” with their supposed Hollywood film “connections” and their so-called “contacts” with both the police and shady criminal types might show up there tonight, swaggering around while bragging about “kicking a-s-s” with their “bad-a-s-s...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, April 11, 2015
I'll never understand the loony contradictions of politically correct, social justice warrior liberals, progressives, and liberal feminists regarding crime. On the one hand, they want rapists to be locked up - which is something everyone agrees with - but on the other hand, they say they want all criminals...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 9, 2017
Someone posted this under my name:
http://www.jihadonyou.com/105118/
I'm going to ask nicely that you remove it from this site. I don't know what I did to hurt you, but seriously? Using my name and spouting off complete B.S.
Get over yourselves.
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Declared by Jeramie on Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Young folk who think it's fun to let off fireworks at 10:30 at night.
Ha ha, only it's not funny as I've got to tiny folk who are trying to sleep, and are scared shitless by the loud bangs.
Little Scroutes, save it for bonfire night.
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Declared by Matt on Friday, October 12, 2007
To the A-Hole cell phone thief at Los Angeles MTA Redline station: You stole my smart phone sometime after midnight (it had a bright pink case), and you are a schmuck who had been sodomized (raped in the anus) by your grandfather when you were a little kid. That's why you commit crimes like stealing people's...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 2, 2016
just stop. you don't have swag.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Go blow yourself you fat ugly dyke.
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Declared by hahahha on Sunday, March 15, 2009
I'm sick of trying to provide you with professional answers to your question and receiving responses instead of likes!
I guess you are looking for people who'll do your work for free.
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Declared by I OWE YOU NOTHING! on Sunday, January 11, 2015
I'd be so ashamed if I was u. please growing up too soon. Like can you just get back 2 reality.
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Declared by RaitMeri on Thursday, August 2, 2012
I moved out here from CA so I know I'm spoiled but, come on! You people really live like this?! You have no personality and you all sound the same blah blah blah, "I'm really important and my dad owns this company", "we drive a Beamer", "here's my business card". I don't care how important you are if you're...
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Declared by Left Coast on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Damn you people who are so happy because you lost weight and are so very happy that you now weigh under 210 lbs! Congratulations you're still fat! way to go! keep it up! maybe one day you have the chance of fitting into those size 24 jeans again. if i EVER weigh more than 140 please shoot me. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2009
HIDING THE TRUTH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
STOP stalking me, you weirdo. STOP insisting that you give me a ride in your car every single time I go out for the evening. That's smothering and weird. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to submit to some creepy stalker dude. Tell your female friend to STOP following me to and from my job. (I...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, June 20, 2015
No trainers....WTF!! May your dancefloor days be numbered...
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Declared by red on Monday, October 8, 2007
I wonder how you manage to be so successful. I hate how you had offered me to join your business. We'd met once, then I made some research so we can continue together. Then I have to try time and time again to call you and schedule another meeting. And some sunny day you tell me to call you the next day. The...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 21, 2008