Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoGo back to the province where you belong, you compulsive lying asshole! You are giving this city a big service if you do. Seriously! There's enough jolog rats over here in Metro Manila who lacks social graces, dishonest, corrupt, and compulsively breaking the rules so they could "improve themselves" for...
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Declared by Who do you think? on Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Hope I cause a lot of Controversy!!
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Declared by Liquid_Shizzles on Monday, October 8, 2007
It's those beyotches who have to get that one spot because it's 10 feet closer and cause near-death accidents in the process. May a thousand Hummers run over you while you're walking to your car!
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
Why would you dare to state there are only 24 hours in a day and force us to cram 29 hours worth of stuff into it. Jihad on you society for forcing me to attempt to give up, YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED!!!
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Declared by art on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
The idiocy of politically correct social justice warriors (SJWs) is totally asinine. These jerks think you're sinful if you eat food, listen to music, or buy art from non-white people. PC fanatics are bullies: don't do this, say it this way, don't wear that, wear this instead, don't listen to this or that...
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Declared by never PC on Sunday, May 28, 2017
Hello my freind i would like to invite you to join this once in a lifetime opportunity in a personal holy war against Lucas Nienhouse for being stupid.
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Declared by I hate idiots on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Randy Maugans is a sever case of narcissistic personality disorder and he gets his supply VIA interviewing people who promote the most Unbelievable and Unverifiable non-sense anyone can imagine allowing just enough real people on his show to drag in innocent people to listen.
I had been on his show...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 16, 2017
Candace the stupid dumb lesbian whore slut can go eat dog shit from the back yard if she cant be bothered walking to see shit for me and fuck her greaseball boyfriend and have a fucking wog son thats heaps greasy ... woggy fuckin offspring... the fucking library fucking whore some dick slapped in her face...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
you're an uncreative bitch and I hate you
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Declared by ANON on Sunday, July 14, 2013
I'm fed up with the liberals and leftists with their politically correct bullying, constantly telling everyone what to do, what to say, and how to say it. I think PC social justice warrior bullies are more interested in controlling and dominating other people than in any justice.
And their support and...
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Declared by never pc on Saturday, August 26, 2017
Lol. I respect Facebook, and I endlessly respect the creator.
It's the people on Facebook.
I love how the number of friends you have it what makes you who you are. People trip over themselves by the number of friends you have.
Let me tell you a little story.
In Highschool I knew a kid who knew...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
You are being assaulted for thy act of greed, lust and big-talk which you cannot live up to.
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Declared by The Plague Dentist on Wednesday, May 30, 2018
I declare war at faulty values, the deathism in particularly. Mostly all religious people can be tagged as deathists. And almost all atheists too. They want to die of old age eventually. They want me to grow old and die, they want you to die the same way, everyone. Is not it freaky? They say it's "natural"....
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Declared by Ev on Monday, August 18, 2008
fucken boyfriend is the laziest mother fucker around, cant even muster up enough sympathy to make me feel better when im down, all he fkn does is eat and shit and play games, god get a life. why the fk am i with such a loser
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 10, 2009
Megan Reneau is disgusting, because on one of the more popular social media sites with the initials FB, stated she doesn't care about very young underage girls who were sexually molested by a well-known Olympics gymnastics coach now on trial. Megan says that all little girls who are sexually molested are to...
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Declared by very distressed on Thursday, January 18, 2018
These politically correct jerks have no soul. PC social justice warriors (SJWs) have never fallen in love. They don't even love their own children. Politically correct people are bullies who want to dominate other people. PC people are creepy control freaks. Instead of emotions and a soul, politically...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, June 8, 2017
This is school to- my only mildly redeeming quality was my grades, I did well last year which really helped me through stuff but this year is going fucking crap and on top of how everything else is falling to pieces my grades are shit and everyone is expecting a lot from me and I'm not... I DONT KNOW and ugh...
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Declared by Alana on Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Matt Cutts is the anti-christ in all things online marketing. The voice of the anti-christ has risen above common scientific sense and has rendered mortal SEO folk deaf to the real experiential world. As a false idol he takes much beating within SEO circles. We must rise up against the 'word of Matt' and...
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Declared by Weedgie Vendeta on Monday, October 8, 2007
Well, it's the weekend, so I suppose the loser who's been stalking me will bombard me with his creepy-ass text messages, even though I've told him to stop bothering me. You'd have to be a loser to stalk someone who doesn't want you. What a sap. Stalkers are losers.
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Declared by anon. on Friday, July 17, 2015
Seriously. Two hours of wide ranging and interesting conversation, then you decide to just start ignoring me when you discover my sexual preference. (something that I was done talking about after one line) It's amazing how ridiculously shallow a person can turn out to be after seeming so deep and...
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Declared by Louis on Tuesday, December 8, 2009