Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by cooterbear on Sunday, May 18, 2014
Down on the Greek Kebab extra Chilli Sauce eating people of this planet!!!
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Declared by Dudley Mod on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is senior year and you're going down BITCH. high school is not your kingdom for long. You selfish, little hypocrite. No your not little. FAT OBESE UGLY MAN WHORE.
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Declared by -G- on Saturday, April 21, 2012
are quite stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Hey you fucking dickhead, in case you didn't notice, there's a big button on the steering wheel that sounds the HORN ON YOUR VAN.
USE IT WISELY TO NOTIFY THE CUSTOMER OF YOUR EXISTANCE!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 23, 2010
You fucking stupid ass fuckers who say you're going to do something, get someone's hopes up and then don't follow through, leaving said someone feeling hopeless, isolated, stigmatized, and depressed. Yeah thats right you, caitlain, claudia, and marley. You fucking morons who have the audacity to dump me from...
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Declared by Me on Saturday, April 30, 2011
Fuck you self righteous douche bags, no one cares about your scoliosis, you accidentally knocking up some bitch, or any of your other "problems." I don't care about your dull jobs (working at a video store or a movie theater....give me a break), what makes you think that you aren't white trash redneck...
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Declared by Monty from San Raf on Monday, November 19, 2007
There is no such thing as Holy War.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2009
you're an uncreative bitch and I hate you
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Declared by agafsdgdfg on Sunday, July 14, 2013
i want to declare jihad on hippies. i hate cock blowing faggot hippies and i want to kick them 'till they die. hippies sucks.
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Declared by michael on Sunday, October 21, 2007
OOOOH SHIT!
SO MY DAD PAYS 30 000 BUCKS A YEAR FOR THIS FUCKING PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL I GO TO... AND WHAT DO I GET??
FUCKING INCOMPETENT TEACHERS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH. ALL THEY FUCKING DO IS PUT MOTHERFUCKING PRESSURES ON OUR BACK AND BULLSHIT ALL DAY LONG. I FEEL MORE STUPID WHEN I LEAVE FROM CLASS...
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Declared by frustrated guy on Monday, February 22, 2010
I let you in. I fucking let you in and you completely destroyed me. The worst thing about betrayal is to know it's done by someone you trusted the most. It takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it. Go fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 30, 2015
just stop. you don't have swag.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
With there marijuana is dangerous lies
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Declared by chungchowchingychungcho on Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Все Унылое гавно должно быть уничтожено!!!
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Declared by ыуь on Thursday, August 21, 2008
I just hate it when people talk about how hard their lives are without a job, and someone calls it "self pity". What the heck? Why use this term instead of helping them out?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 15, 2009
Feel my wrath!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
don't kill dem trees doe!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I can't do this anymore
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Why, oh why, do people think they should call me at something like 8AM when they know it's the only day I can sleep in? And I really need my rest this time?
At least call with a reason...
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Declared by Martijn on Thursday, October 18, 2007