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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI wonder how you manage to be so successful. I hate how you had offered me to join your business. We'd met once, then I made some research so we can continue together. Then I have to try time and time again to call you and schedule another meeting. And some sunny day you tell me to call you the next day. The...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 21, 2008
Why can't I just go out and fucking be called a man without people looking at my driver's license and being like "no ur a woman". JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 12, 2015
In Accordance to the will of Allah this Jihad hath been declared upon thine head for the following attrocities against the nation of Islam:
Cutting and preparing the swine to be feast upon by the gluttunous american infidels. May you and your job burn in the fiery pits of hell fire while the true martyrs...
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Declared by Emom Smith on Thursday, November 1, 2007
I love universtiy because all my profs claim to be teaching us to think on our own.
The thing they bring up most is "breaking preconcieved notions"
I have heard this f*cking qoute millions of times. I have heard it so many times that I think those are the only words left in my vocabulary.
...No...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
HIDING THE TRUTH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
STOP stalking me, you weirdo. STOP insisting that you give me a ride in your car every single time I go out for the evening. That's smothering and weird. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to submit to some creepy stalker dude. Tell your female friend to STOP following me to and from my job. (I...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, June 20, 2015
ДЖЫХАД!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
You burned it. My treasured Weighted Companion Cube is no more. Blasphemy!
For this disgrace, I'm putting a jihad on your ass. Revenge will soon be mine.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Die, niggers, DIE!!!!
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Declared by PE on Sunday, October 7, 2007
A smart man will never admit his intelligence.
A rich man will never flash his money.
And a confident man will act modest.
95% of the North American population walks around with their chins up and looking down at the rest.
They peddle sh*t like "what, you think you are better than me?"
and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Feel my wrath!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
Jihad against DEJWISH religion !
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Declared by Kalash on Saturday, March 27, 2010
Because they can attack everyone everyday, declaring themselves better and morally superior, although they're still 3 centuries back in the days and kill themselves for stupid issues, trying to bring their sake culture to the eastern world.
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Declared by Antonello on Monday, October 8, 2007
I love my Grandma Jenelle, she's the sweetest person in the entire world, and may God bless her.
BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK !!!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
This is senior year and you're going down BITCH. high school is not your kingdom for long. You selfish, little hypocrite. No your not little. FAT OBESE UGLY MAN WHORE.
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Declared by -G- on Saturday, April 21, 2012
No trainers....WTF!! May your dancefloor days be numbered...
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Declared by red on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because you are a drain on society.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
You think Kym K and her family is twisted check this guy out he is the whole packaging.
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Declared by batastret1975 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Or rather, people who appear perfect. WHY do you seem so infuriatingly ideal in every way? WHAT the fuck is going on here? Everywhere I look, it's there. You're on your facebook talking about what an "amazing night bowling" it was. You're at school, surrounded by people who adore you. Everyone, it seems,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 15, 2012
you evil person
i put a jihad on u
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Declared by jihad man on Sunday, November 14, 2010