Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI would like to declare Jihad on James for being the most prolific lighter thief the world has ever seen!
No flame-creating device is safe when Jimmie's in town, pass one his way to fire up that blunt and it will never be seen again! ........ever!!
Some say he has a small lighter disposal unit...
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Declared by Vivian Burns on Thursday, October 25, 2007
A pox and curse be upon you, you great satan institution of poverty creation! May you roast in the fires of hell for destroying our lives by ruining our money! You will baste in the roasted juices of your fellow thieving bankers eternally.
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Declared by ActionMac on Monday, October 8, 2007
just stop. you don't have swag.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
AL chino rata Fujimori deberían encerrarlo por una semana con tres negros aguantados... y después de eso ya lo pueden dejar libre.
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Declared by Tu Marido on Thursday, October 11, 2007
you dicks have no concept of time-keeping, and the idea of calling up and cancelling a plan does not seem to be a part of your fucking "culture". stuck in this country for the last 7 years, as always i'm expected to keep it all in, everything's all right. NO, fuck this place, and fuck you SOBs
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 19, 2010
Surrender, Repent, Praise the Pie, or Suffer Eternal Damnation!
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeSL on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Damn you people who are so happy because you lost weight and are so very happy that you now weigh under 210 lbs! Congratulations you're still fat! way to go! keep it up! maybe one day you have the chance of fitting into those size 24 jeans again. if i EVER weigh more than 140 please shoot me. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2009
You have the ugliest VW Rabbit in all of Arizona!!!
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, September 27, 2011
BUY ME ANOTHER BEER! YOU'RE STILL UGLY!
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Declared by Catty-Cat on Monday, October 8, 2007
For willful destruction of other players.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
How much cum do you have to swallow before you think it's okay to walk barefoot down a sidewalk that bums shit and piss and leave their dirty syringes all over?
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Declared by iwearshoes on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
THIs place is SHIT! the weather is SHIT the services is SHIT i am not PROUD to be an assholic countrymen of this SHITTY country. The womens here ARE DUMB ASS FUCKING blinded pieces of shits who would choose a fucking skinny drug vagina face over brad pitt. I Cant even sip a beer without these religious...
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Declared by motherfuckAARebel on Saturday, October 2, 2010
Fewer things are more irritating than these PC leftist types who have this neurotic compulsion to add "ist" onto words: ableist, classist, etc., while using ridiculous, pretentious words like "enculturation" and "oppression" and who claim they hate being white. So phony and attention-seeking. These are the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 1, 2017
This pseudoscientific hack, also Cambridge Professor For The Public Misunderstanding of Science frequently starts rants on subjects about which he knows nothing. It is time for his perfidious arrogance to be brought to an end.
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Declared by Ptahhotpe on Monday, October 8, 2007
Must you prolificate zeitgeists? Fueling the propoganda machine in the opposing direction is what yur doing! Stoppit now!
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Declared by Weyserhymen on Monday, October 8, 2007
The truth about the lot of you, is that you're just pussies. You're too scared to commit in a relationship, that you choose to fuck someone else while still keep your girl because you want to have your back up plan in case you change your in time.
And fuck you Jason, seriously. The past 24 hours I've been...
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Declared by Anna. on Tuesday, January 8, 2013
These little would-be dog fighters have been pitting their ferocious mutts against each other for the past few days. You don't know annoying till you've seen / heard two ankle biters yipping and nipping at each other for hours on end. Oh well, I guess it's just part of their culture.
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Declared by Dr.s on Sunday, September 9, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU, DOUCHE!!!
You had my brother at risk of been run over by an eight-wheeler because you threw the ball on to the side of the main road!
You called people in my family stupid because you haven't heard of a name like the one they have! I wouldn't be surprised if your name is "Stuck up cunt"...
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Declared by R o o s t e r on Saturday, September 20, 2008
its your own face, if you dont like it TOO BAD
i hate it when you go through pictures, share them so people can feel nostalgic and you get those pricks who go "ohh delete it i look shit"
well, I HOPE THE DEVIL TAKES THE UGLIEST PICTURE OF YOU AND UPLOADS IT TO THE HELL NETWORKING SITE,
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 24, 2011
why does society believe that it can conform everybody to its standrards?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013