Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhen way up ahead you see that two lanes turn into one DO NOT slam on your brakes and try to get over immediately. Drive to the end of your lane and then its one car from each lane. Its called MERGING! So if I drive to the merge point and get ahead of you don't honk your horn at me because your an idiot...
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Declared by Left Coast on Friday, November 2, 2007
The stupidity in saying that all modern-day white people are racist is one of the more idiotic ideas of PC social justice warriors.
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Declared by anonymous on Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Last night, a creepy, Charles Manson guy (Google him, if you've never heard the name Charles Manson - although you'd be horribly uneducated and stupidly ignorant if you've never heard of the Charles Manson Family in Los Angeles in the year 1969) and his fat, ugly Mexican reject, overweight (disgusting)...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 19, 2016
bitch ass sayin u asexual u don't know what the fuck it even means u fake u fake as fuck
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Declared by furious gay on Thursday, September 29, 2016
Matt Cutts is the anti-christ in all things online marketing. The voice of the anti-christ has risen above common scientific sense and has rendered mortal SEO folk deaf to the real experiential world. As a false idol he takes much beating within SEO circles. We must rise up against the 'word of Matt' and...
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Declared by Weedgie Vendeta on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hello my freind i would like to invite you to join this once in a lifetime opportunity in a personal holy war against Lucas Nienhouse for being stupid.
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Declared by I hate idiots on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
fUck you guys
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 22, 2017
On Wednesday, May 25, 2016, between 5:39 and 5:45 p.m., at the MTA bus stop at the Ralph’s market, 10901 Ventura Blvd., at the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Campo de Cahuenga in Studio City, California (within L.A. county) a creepy Japanese-American guy, possibly in his 40s, was taking suspicious...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, May 26, 2016
There i was walking down the street the other day when my particulary amusing friend made a very amusing joke involving a rhino and a pumpkin..then my other friend, laughing, said lol....LOL.... what is wrong with you!!! You know that language you were taught as a child....USE IT!!!.....Nd get outside nd off...
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Declared by bob on Sunday, May 25, 2008
YOU STUPID SUN OF A BOOGER EATER! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO FREAKING CUSS. How in God's name am I a whore for doing two freaking bad things? On top of that I'm a VIRGIN! ( For everyone reading this, this is a message for my ex bestfriend who started dating my ex boyfriend the day after we broke up. Oh, and he...
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Declared by Yo girl Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016
First of all you silly piece of shits who have the gut to call others UGLY, If you have a great face and all, it doesn't mean you'll call others ugly, A nice face and a trashy attitude is NEVER a good combination, and honestly if you have never been called UGLY by someone else,it doesn't mean you'll call...
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Declared by A fucked up 17 year old. on Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Candace the stupid dumb lesbian whore slut can go eat dog shit from the back yard if she cant be bothered walking to see shit for me and fuck her greaseball boyfriend and have a fucking wog son thats heaps greasy ... woggy fuckin offspring... the fucking library fucking whore some dick slapped in her face...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
These politically correct jerks have no soul. PC social justice warriors (SJWs) have never fallen in love. They don't even love their own children. Politically correct people are bullies who want to dominate other people. PC people are creepy control freaks. Instead of emotions and a soul, politically...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, June 8, 2017
Megan Reneau is disgusting, because on one of the more popular social media sites with the initials FB, stated she doesn't care about very young underage girls who were sexually molested by a well-known Olympics gymnastics coach now on trial. Megan says that all little girls who are sexually molested are to...
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Declared by very distressed on Thursday, January 18, 2018
Deviled eggs come from evil chickens, an abomination to fowl everywhere. They should not be served at family gatherings.
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Declared by Jim on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am so sick of sticking up for my so called "best friends" and having them stab me in the back and ditching me and going and telling my husband they don't know how how he puts up with me. And of course he does not stick up for me! screw them i need new friends.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Hope I cause a lot of Controversy!!
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Declared by Liquid_Shizzles on Monday, October 8, 2007
bitch tits
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Declared by your mom on Saturday, January 2, 2016
You are being assaulted for thy act of greed, lust and big-talk which you cannot live up to.
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Declared by The Plague Dentist on Wednesday, May 30, 2018
It's those beyotches who have to get that one spot because it's 10 feet closer and cause near-death accidents in the process. May a thousand Hummers run over you while you're walking to your car!
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007