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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Where are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I...
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Declared by That old man down the street on Friday, May 16, 2008
you evil person
i put a jihad on u
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Declared by jihad man on Sunday, November 14, 2010
Fascist Islam, Radical Muslims, and Terrorists - jihad on you and taste the shit you've been giving everyone else.
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Declared by USA on Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Because you are a drain on society.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
I hereby declare a holy war against the smug, jargon-spouting, money-wasting old boy network of the Bishops' Conference of England and Wales.
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Declared by Damian Thompson on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you self righteous douche bags, no one cares about your scoliosis, you accidentally knocking up some bitch, or any of your other "problems." I don't care about your dull jobs (working at a video store or a movie theater....give me a break), what makes you think that you aren't white trash redneck...
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Declared by Monty from San Raf on Monday, November 19, 2007
Excuse me!!! But I never requested a windshield cleaning service, so don't start cleaning it!!!
Get lost instead!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 1, 2008
I'm sick of the arguments you start on Tapuz each time someone starts a discussion with a link to an article.
It looks like you start the World War III there.
GET A LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 17, 2013
I hate the people : They are rude - very very rude , sexually frustrated rodents , they have no manners , they have no respect or regard for their own culture and tradition which is close to 10,000 years old,they spit everywhere (saliva,huge blobs of mucous,smelly tobacco), no wall is safe from their pee...
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Declared by BeatriceKiddo on Monday, April 30, 2012
You fuckfaces are what's wrong with society!! No wonder you're 50 and single 'cause no guy could survive living with the crap that I do!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, May 7, 2015
human beings are not HERBIVORES! nature decided they should eat other animals lower on the evolutionary ladder! eat a pork chop you pussy (by the way this isn't the site to get into some religious debate OK?!)
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Declared by Carnivore on Sunday, May 24, 2009
Motherfucking pigs, hope you all die from lead poisoning. The high velocity kind. Die you fucking morons!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
So I didn't see the "no spray deodorant sign". You could have brought it to my attention politely. Instead you exploded like a nuclear warhead. Keep coming to yoga class - you need to calm down.
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Declared by Jacques Lacan on Saturday, August 29, 2015
I just hate it when people talk about how hard their lives are without a job, and someone calls it "self pity". What the heck? Why use this term instead of helping them out?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 15, 2009
Tiger Woods in an affair with some bipolar bitch of a girl from a stupid fucking reality show, the media is hopping to get the full story. A couple living in the middle of nowhere is in the same situation and NOBODY GIVES A FUCKING DAMN!!!
And why? Because the stupid media only care about viewer/listener...
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Declared by Tourettes on Monday, December 7, 2009
you suck and do not deserve to win. i hope the sox kill you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Or rather, people who appear perfect. WHY do you seem so infuriatingly ideal in every way? WHAT the fuck is going on here? Everywhere I look, it's there. You're on your facebook talking about what an "amazing night bowling" it was. You're at school, surrounded by people who adore you. Everyone, it seems,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 15, 2012
Screw your crappy ass driving abilities. Learn what yield means instead of trying to hit me because your lane runs out and your to stupid to read. Learn to step on the damn gas pedal. AND learn to be in the lane you need to be to take an exit instead of always being in the left lane and trying to take a...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
Why do politically correct social justice warriors get off on bossing everyone around, while calling people who don’t want to be dominated “asshats”? Why do politically correct social justice warriors who allegedly support freedom of speech ironically want to stamp out freedom of speech?
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 9, 2015