Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by agafsdgdfg on Sunday, July 14, 2013
- Por ser tan perro
- Por jugar sucio
- Por mala peña
- Por querer ir de guay
- Por el padre hijo de puta que tienes
- Por ser un puto llorón
- Por ser un trampas
- Por ser inglés
Te declaro la guerra santa, vete aprendiendo a escribir con las orejas, porque te vamos a cortar las piernas y las...
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Declared by Plataforma Antihamilton (By keke) on Monday, October 8, 2007
A smart man will never admit his intelligence.
A rich man will never flash his money.
And a confident man will act modest.
95% of the North American population walks around with their chins up and looking down at the rest.
They peddle sh*t like "what, you think you are better than me?"
and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
i just want to see your pictures
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Down on the Greek Kebab extra Chilli Sauce eating people of this planet!!!
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Declared by Dudley Mod on Monday, October 8, 2007
In Accordance to the will of Allah this Jihad hath been declared upon thine head for the following attrocities against the nation of Islam:
Cutting and preparing the swine to be feast upon by the gluttunous american infidels. May you and your job burn in the fiery pits of hell fire while the true martyrs...
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Declared by Emom Smith on Thursday, November 1, 2007
Don't steal my hard earned suit, find the nerve to were it in front of me, and fuck lie and say u bought tht shit! Broke Muhfuka!
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Declared by Some black guy on Thursday, September 26, 2013
You people make me sick you see somthing you don't like and automaticly assume the worst. for your information ninty percent of the time it's not somthing bad it's just accidental or not even done by the person you thought it was!
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Declared by jac on Monday, December 1, 2008
Everyone i know takes my actions and expressions as being miserable and that i have nothing to be mad about. But the truth is im not always upset/hurting, and every time i am happy someone has to go and ruin it telling me to speak up, and telling me not to be So miserable..And it is usually adults, they all...
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Declared by Mick on Tuesday, April 6, 2010
i live in dorms and the stupid cunts ther set off door alarms at night sometimes. so our dumbass hale leader decides to keep the doors except 1 alarmed for a whole fuckin week. Now as if its not bad enough I gotta take the long way to get places ALWAYS, I set off alarm once cuz im pissed and late and the...
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Declared by barks on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
I hate all of you! You're all sick and twisted, each in a unique way. Every one of you is a liar and a cheater and full only of yourselves. I hate the whole world and it's you motherfuckers that keep it going. If I could I would kill everyone. Personally. And when the Earth was finally free from your filth,...
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Declared by shinigami on Sunday, November 8, 2009
you lied, you're the meanest kid in school, stop playn the victim. everyone knows how much of a bitch you are always gossipin, outcastin people can't wait to see whats coming for you
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Declared by Rozzzzcoooo on Saturday, July 14, 2012
I let you in. I fucking let you in and you completely destroyed me. The worst thing about betrayal is to know it's done by someone you trusted the most. It takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it. Go fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Because the smokey mountains are NOT a rainforest!!!!
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Declared by I hate Kentucky on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Mother fuckers. I'm glad to hear about each one of you who dies. I hate looking for things I want to use and see that they are gone because some pig has stolen it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 5, 2013
STOP stalking me, you weirdo. STOP insisting that you give me a ride in your car every single time I go out for the evening. That's smothering and weird. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to submit to some creepy stalker dude. Tell your female friend to STOP following me to and from my job. (I...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, June 20, 2015
You bully us catholic students, rant about our religion, and other non-Christian religious groups in general, and even sanctimoniously lecture how "great" your belief is!
But really? The rest of us can't prove the existence of God. What makes you special than the rest of us?
For a group that has so...
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Declared by I throw breadsticks at you on Sunday, January 8, 2017
I don't get it. I grew up in the Wesleyan Church and had some really good times there. I went to youth camps and graduated from a Wesleyan university (a real one).
I just don't get it though. Every single Wesleyan church I've been to (and I'm talking HUNDREDS of them) are absolutely terrible. They're...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 17, 2014
For feeding me poison squid and making me miss a night of celebration at Nobu. Damn you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Go fuck yourselves.
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Declared by Cat on Sunday, July 4, 2010