Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infothose tongue-workers who have difficulty correctly writing a document from one language they command proficiently, to their own native tongue, and then they take up their friends' valuable leisure time to finish their own work, without any financial recompense, or leveraging of their financial assets for...
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Declared by abu wakbar al-jihadi make my sandwich with salami on Friday, November 9, 2007
Hey dickhead. What gives? Still scratching your balls with my hundred dollar bills.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 19, 2008
Hey pointy haired boss man. Get an original idea, make a plan, stick with it. You're driving us insane and this division to the ground!
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Declared by Any of his employee's on Monday, October 8, 2007
Så se dog for helvede at få den forbandede eksportfunktion lavet!!! Det kan sgu da ikke være så svært!!! Har I nogen idé om, hvor meget det besværer vores arbejde, at I ikke laver jeres. Nu har I lovet at lave den i syv måneder!!!! Fuck, det for meget!!!
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Declared by Sur kone on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on her who does not invite us to the karaoke party!
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Declared by Death to Wellcome on Friday, May 7, 2010
Stupid DTOP code basterd!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're the wacko - not ME! Jihad On YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 21, 2007
I declare a Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Becker on Monday, June 25, 2012
To all the human resource people that can't take the time to reply to resume sent to them even after posting a job on the internet. For god sake at least set up an auto response. I wouldn't want to work for your crappy company anyway!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is JIHAD !!!
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
You fucking prick son of a bitch only you know to micromanage. Good for nothing. You cock sucker. Dont know how you got into cfo. You are no way even near to be called as a leader you pig Go get a life Die in Hell or get casted in horrible bosses 3!!!!! You bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 4, 2015
You suck. Why? because every morning when I take the F, I have to wait about 20 minutes DURING RUSH HOUR WHILE ABOUT 5 TRAINS PASS GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. WHEN I FINALLY GET ON THE TRAIN, I PRAY THAT IN A COUPLE OF STOPS WHEN I CAN CONNECT TO THE EXPRESS, THE EXPRESS TRAIN ACTUALLY WAITS. BUT NO....
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Declared by I SEE STUPID PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
So you don't like your hours or your pay huh? Well do what the rest of us have to do (in the real world) and GET ANOTHER FUCKING JOB.
If you layabouts had to work in the real world where our pensions are worth £1.50 and there's no "sick rota" (you know what I mean you fuckers) then you'd have something...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
Dearest, most wonderful, bitchface:
You are a lazy, egomaniacal, turd of a coworker. You spend more time on Facebook and playing Solitaire than doing any real work (you don't think we *notice*??) and yet when we need to request something that is actually YOUR JOB to do, you're *magically* "too busy" and...
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Declared by Billy-Bob Joe Nabob on Thursday, December 16, 2010
Hey you assholes. Why are you scratching with the chickens, when you can soar with the eagles? Not getting paid enough for what you are doing? The reason is simple, you are not worth shit. You banned me from the forums, but I am still on and you cannot figure out who I am. Not so smart after all are you?...
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Declared by Jodie on Friday, October 17, 2008
I declare holy Jihad on the bastard in my office who keeps interrupting me while I declare jihad on my co-workers.
A pox on your winkie infidel.
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Declared by verminator on Friday, November 2, 2007
Clueless self-absorbing moron who claims to be my best friend
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Declared by Tasha on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Tell me about the gawd-dawg soup mix, NOW!
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Declared by Chris S. on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
do some work and make a sale you loser!!!!
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Declared by your boss on Monday, October 8, 2007
you giggle with your millennial jokes. JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 29, 2015