Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare a Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Becker on Monday, June 25, 2012
This is JIHAD !!!
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
I declare a full Jihad upon Sean for the wet arse incident
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Declared by Al on Wednesday, March 10, 2010
The hell with interviewers who think I am inferior just because I was fired from my last job. What the hell is this? What the hell have I done to deserve it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
Dai Rascallaaan!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Why are you such an ass? Give me a raise already. It's been two years and I do 90% of the work in this place.
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Declared by Coproducer on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Clueless self-absorbing moron who claims to be my best friend
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Declared by Tasha on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You stupid mother fucker! Quit taking people to the cleaners! Your work is shotty and not worth what you charge! Quit lying to people about needing more dental work than they do! To all of you out there reading this if only ONE person gets the following message it's worth it....if your dentist ever tells you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Just for being such a retarded piece of shit, I declare a Jihad on you.
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Declared by Alex on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
I hate you for not completing the Title Policy Workflow
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Declared by Afzal Wali on Monday, October 8, 2007
You suck. Why? because every morning when I take the F, I have to wait about 20 minutes DURING RUSH HOUR WHILE ABOUT 5 TRAINS PASS GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. WHEN I FINALLY GET ON THE TRAIN, I PRAY THAT IN A COUPLE OF STOPS WHEN I CAN CONNECT TO THE EXPRESS, THE EXPRESS TRAIN ACTUALLY WAITS. BUT NO....
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Declared by I SEE STUPID PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You tell me that ill be out of work for a few weeks due to guys in the shop quitting and no steel to put up, then i find out everyone else is still working and when i confront you, you tell me some bullshit lies, you are just intimidated by my being a real man and you being an insecure bitch whos wife and...
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Declared by Mike on Saturday, August 23, 2014
Hey you assholes. Why are you scratching with the chickens, when you can soar with the eagles? Not getting paid enough for what you are doing? The reason is simple, you are not worth shit. You banned me from the forums, but I am still on and you cannot figure out who I am. Not so smart after all are you?...
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Declared by Jodie on Friday, October 17, 2008
you giggle with your millennial jokes. JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 29, 2015
That crappy peace of code steals me my Sunday Night. Why should a programm make any sense? Why should have Macromedia placed the features where someone would look for them? Hope Adobe kills that crap and rebuilds it from the scratch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Just because you're ancient doesn't mean you can treat others like crap! Stop being so lazy and stop bullshitting and try working as hard as the rest of us. Maybe then you can rest in peace at the end of the night, you louse.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all the human resource people that can't take the time to reply to resume sent to them even after posting a job on the internet. For god sake at least set up an auto response. I wouldn't want to work for your crappy company anyway!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You continue to operate even though they took your house and you have several investigations against your company, including the IRS - why don't you pay off people you owe - including my company and go away - stop scamming resellers thinking your are legit - when anyone runs a background check they will see...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. I hope you drink antifreeze. I hate you. You come to work, you pretend you know what you're doing and all you do is talk on your phone and play on facebook while everyone else is busting their ass doing all the work. You are a powermad loser who has to...
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Declared by Had Enough on Tuesday, January 14, 2014
You lonely ass fucking arab!! lease the fucking burekas and get a real job
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007