Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI am jihading your ass for reopening closed bugs that are already fixed.
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Declared by Verminator on Thursday, October 25, 2007
You started with all this enthusiasm. Pointing out all the faults with our app. We declared we already knew. The app is old and was touched by many hands prior to yours. The old devs were long gone. "I will fix it!" you declared with enthusiasm. Ah but alas, now the app is riddled with your unfinished...
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Declared by Internal Developer on Wednesday, June 30, 2010
alleen al op uw zululippen
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Declared by postcrew on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck the work! Fuck the collegues! Fuck the seniors and juniors! Who else?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just because you're ancient doesn't mean you can treat others like crap! Stop being so lazy and stop bullshitting and try working as hard as the rest of us. Maybe then you can rest in peace at the end of the night, you louse.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Because you're leaving, and you just don't care anymore.
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Declared by Mark on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Fuck you David you sniveling pathetic little weasel, fuck you and all your time wasting bullshit, stop ringing me about stupid trivial matters and get the fuck on with your job you absolute moron! accusing us of ripping you off,and all your bullshit imaginary situations that never fucking happen, you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
I hate this fucking job the manager is is a bitch who cant speak english properly and yet has the time to find things that i do about it then let the whole company know about it .Fuck u Bitch i hope you get hit by a bus. slant eye mother fucker
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Declared by the man on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
who do you think you are
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
These damn moths have invaded our building and are everywhere... further more a 'moth expert' is now telling us this should last for 7-10 days!!!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Energy vampire
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Declared by Al on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Working the night shift is perhaps the worst thing behind only death by ninja. Maybe. Die, Third shift, Die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
My idiot boss has fallen for anything with an English accent. Sales people and engineers that quit, and a project manager that could not manage his way out of a wet paper bag.
A pox and holy jihad upon you all.
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Declared by Verminator on Friday, October 19, 2007
That crappy peace of code steals me my Sunday Night. Why should a programm make any sense? Why should have Macromedia placed the features where someone would look for them? Hope Adobe kills that crap and rebuilds it from the scratch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
How great is this website?
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Declared by Johnson on Thursday, May 28, 2015
He should just burn in hell
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
My boss is a raging bitch...there's no better way to put it. I am convinced that she was put on this earth for the sole reason of making each workday worse than the last. It's pretty fucked up when i stop think about it...each day i go to work and run an internal monologue saying, "there's no way today is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 14, 2007
I am Steven Coltart, the CEO of programmer.net and owner of many unmoderated forums such as Bad Harvest and Jihad on You.
A particular employee of mine, SaraAdmin, has been continually disrespecting me. She has posted several rants about me on this site and is disobeying the ADMINISTRATIVE CODE. As such,...
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Declared by SteveAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013
You lonely ass fucking arab!! lease the fucking burekas and get a real job
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007