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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJust for being such a retarded piece of shit, I declare a Jihad on you.
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Declared by Alex on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
You suck. Why? because every morning when I take the F, I have to wait about 20 minutes DURING RUSH HOUR WHILE ABOUT 5 TRAINS PASS GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. WHEN I FINALLY GET ON THE TRAIN, I PRAY THAT IN A COUPLE OF STOPS WHEN I CAN CONNECT TO THE EXPRESS, THE EXPRESS TRAIN ACTUALLY WAITS. BUT NO....
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Declared by I SEE STUPID PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare holy Jihad on the bastard in my office who keeps interrupting me while I declare jihad on my co-workers.
A pox on your winkie infidel.
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Declared by verminator on Friday, November 2, 2007
I hate you for not completing the Title Policy Workflow
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Declared by Afzal Wali on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Finger weg von meinem Arbeitsplatz!
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Declared by Feliks on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you David you sniveling pathetic little weasel, fuck you and all your time wasting bullshit, stop ringing me about stupid trivial matters and get the fuck on with your job you absolute moron! accusing us of ripping you off,and all your bullshit imaginary situations that never fucking happen, you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
I declare a full Jihad upon Sean for the wet arse incident
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Declared by Al on Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Curses upon you, infidel, for not showing compassion for the hedonistic youth of your section!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 5, 2007
those tongue-workers who have difficulty correctly writing a document from one language they command proficiently, to their own native tongue, and then they take up their friends' valuable leisure time to finish their own work, without any financial recompense, or leveraging of their financial assets for...
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Declared by abu wakbar al-jihadi make my sandwich with salami on Friday, November 9, 2007
Dearest, most wonderful, bitchface:
You are a lazy, egomaniacal, turd of a coworker. You spend more time on Facebook and playing Solitaire than doing any real work (you don't think we *notice*??) and yet when we need to request something that is actually YOUR JOB to do, you're *magically* "too busy" and...
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Declared by Billy-Bob Joe Nabob on Thursday, December 16, 2010
That crappy peace of code steals me my Sunday Night. Why should a programm make any sense? Why should have Macromedia placed the features where someone would look for them? Hope Adobe kills that crap and rebuilds it from the scratch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Because you're leaving, and you just don't care anymore.
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Declared by Mark on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Sends the worst newsletters ever.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Working the night shift is perhaps the worst thing behind only death by ninja. Maybe. Die, Third shift, Die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare all holy hell on Tony Romo for all his fucking interceptions tonight!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
He should just burn in hell
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
You're always so busy when anyone else needs something - writing that bullshit email, cleaning your desk, picking a wedgie from your 200lb ass. (I just threw up in my mouth a little) All I want is the phone number for the Human Resources office, but you're too busy. "Come back tomorrow!" I've got an idea,...
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Declared by FUKWURK on Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Fuck the work! Fuck the collegues! Fuck the seniors and juniors! Who else?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on her who does not invite us to the karaoke party!
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Declared by Death to Wellcome on Friday, May 7, 2010