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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoit was an unfortunate event two years ago when we hired you. first off, you suck at dog grooming. how many times a week do i have to cover your ass by gluing a dogs ear back to its head? "he shook it right into the scissors" you say. how does a SEDATED dog turn his head into a pair of scissors that you are...
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Declared by disgruntled vet tech on Monday, September 10, 2007
I am doing this because you have high speed internet and you don't play Halo 3!!! But seriously i hope you die and I played Halo 3 on line all day Saturday and it was spectacular.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007
you just so deserve it
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Leave a company and go off to greener pastures... go ahead and never look back Mr. Wisecarver. Oh, don't worry about all that work left behind... SOMEONE WILL DO IT. JIHAD ON YOU.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, September 10, 2007
Underpaid, overworked, consistently knackered and skint!
Totally fed up.
That's why I am putting a Jihad on "The Workplace."
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
My idiot boss has fallen for anything with an English accent. Sales people and engineers that quit, and a project manager that could not manage his way out of a wet paper bag.
A pox and holy jihad upon you all.
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Declared by Verminator on Friday, October 19, 2007
This man is a bloody bastard motherfucker. He is tormenting me just because I did not get him some whisky or rum. He is my senior, though he does not directly supervise me - but keeps on bugging me by making nasty comments. I wish I had some way to blow his balls off.
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Declared by Oppressed on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
kuss umik
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 26, 2009
Behold, all you morons who take a paycheck for finding excuses not to do the work they pay you to do, the bloody and burning day of jihad is come upon you!! And to you slimy post-ers of coy hints about how fucking important you are and how many fucking important people you know, be damned to you!! All you...
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Declared by Just One More Bullshit Weary and Oppressed Serf on Monday, July 16, 2012
Fuck you for making me spend an hour trying to resize my profile picture only to get a notification that you are conveniently unable to take uploads from 1-4 pm today. Fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
I declare a Jihad on you, and i wish you a fungal infection of sorts
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Declared by Ryan on Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Hello again you assholes. I am back on the forums again and there is nothing you can do about it. You scumbags banned me and my friends for absolutely nothing. You are nothing but a bunch of liars and bullshitters. Need a life don't you. Sorry, you are not capable of having one. Screw all of you, And see you...
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Declared by jacquie on Friday, October 17, 2008
To all Weazley know-it-all Bitches be informed that a holy war is now upon you. Next time you are about to speak, take a second and let your brain process what is about to come out of your fucking mouth. Ask yourself... am I an asshole.
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Declared by A Fire Inside on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop harassing my girlfriend!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
To the ass kissing baby ass whore I have to work with,
You are pathetic and your ass kissing is disgusting. Earn your job by your work ethics and not your bullshit you feed everyone. You can't even do your work and you have a quarter of the work compared to others. Your a piece of shit and you have told...
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Declared by Peacemaker on Sunday, February 24, 2013
for keeping the PSDs a mess !!!!
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Declared by oron on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
YOU LIED TO ME. Your damn cheater. I HATE YOU. :((((
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Declared by BrokenHEARTS on Saturday, April 21, 2012
A jihad upon you for writing buggy code
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
datengatumatii!
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Declared by Brucolacul on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
So I'm a co-captian for the volleyball team at my school and my bff is the captain. Sad thing is she is a crazy bitch! Whenever we talk to the girls or tell them to do something she thinks they are being disrepectful but they aren't! she seriously has issues!!!!!! I can't take it anymore she is making this...
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Declared by Frustrated on Tuesday, September 15, 2009