Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou fat assed bitch. You stupid whore. Stop calling in on my day off so you can eat Bon bons. Stop stealing employee Christmas gifts you cheap slut. Stop asking me to take you places...I fucking hate your fat hollowed out ass. You suck at life. Die a bloody death bitch.
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Declared by Mybossblowsdonkeydick on Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Being the team lead on this Christianity project is getting harder by the day. It's mainly this Judas character. He always seems like he's plotting something. All he's ever working towards is gaining more wealth. I'm starting to think he might be a fucking Jew. A dyed-in-the-wool Jew right here, working on...
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Declared by Jesus of Nazareth on Monday, September 10, 2007
You are going down!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
Efi is just sitting there, all day, in the 4th floor and expects the work on the 1st floor to be doing itself. He never comes down to the people and thinks that the mobile business will just build itself while he sits there in his 4th floor corner office facing the strip club.
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Declared by Greasemonkey on Monday, October 8, 2007
Boah, ich bin so früh aufgewacht, dass ich jetzt mit negativer Energie gefüllt bin!!!
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Declared by Cata on Thursday, October 11, 2007
For crimes against fluid loss!
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Declared by Al Jimbad on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring a workplace Jihad on you... ALOOO AKBAR
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Declared by Rony on Monday, October 8, 2007
You didn't come to work with me. Now you are jihad target!
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Declared by Matt Williamson on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are a cancer in the office.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Well done!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
Always W,C,B,U,M :)
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Declared by Hoobal on Monday, October 8, 2007
For putting the company in a position to be sued even after it was pointed out to you twice.
A pox on all HR persons.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
I declare jihad on you! May your salad be covered in dingleberries. May your ass grow ever wider. May your false bravado be crushed in a stream of your own tears. May you choke on a chicken bone and claw your way half-way out of your office where I will walk over your rotting corpse. May you be...
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Declared by Crenshaw on Friday, July 1, 2016
C'mon. What happened to the cavemen days when we killed our food right there, ate it, and took a nap? What's all this modern office monkey crap for?
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Declared by Tarzan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
A jihad upon you for writing buggy code
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
you are bald
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Declared by Scott on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on you stupid fucking client for ignoring my advice and then turning to me like its my fault that your head was up your ass. Die slowly in a fire.
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Declared by j~ on Monday, February 28, 2011
for keeping the PSDs a mess !!!!
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Declared by oron on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
I can' believe what some people get away with, yet you do not hold them accountable. You fire and lay off your best people while others call off drunk, steal from you and scream with rage in the workplace!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
Jihad on the Out of Office auto-reply of Kester! Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 28, 2009