Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by O on Saturday, October 25, 2008
You are going down!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
I declare jihad on you! May your salad be covered in dingleberries. May your ass grow ever wider. May your false bravado be crushed in a stream of your own tears. May you choke on a chicken bone and claw your way half-way out of your office where I will walk over your rotting corpse. May you be...
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Declared by Crenshaw on Friday, July 1, 2016
C'mon. What happened to the cavemen days when we killed our food right there, ate it, and took a nap? What's all this modern office monkey crap for?
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Declared by Tarzan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
datengatumatii!
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Declared by Brucolacul on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Boah, ich bin so früh aufgewacht, dass ich jetzt mit negativer Energie gefüllt bin!!!
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Declared by Cata on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I am declaring a workplace Jihad on you... ALOOO AKBAR
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Declared by Rony on Monday, October 8, 2007
Efi is just sitting there, all day, in the 4th floor and expects the work on the 1st floor to be doing itself. He never comes down to the people and thinks that the mobile business will just build itself while he sits there in his 4th floor corner office facing the strip club.
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Declared by Greasemonkey on Monday, October 8, 2007
For crimes against fluid loss!
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Declared by Al Jimbad on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are a cancer in the office.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Always W,C,B,U,M :)
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Declared by Hoobal on Monday, October 8, 2007
For putting the company in a position to be sued even after it was pointed out to you twice.
A pox on all HR persons.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
You continue to lie to me and don't give a shit about it!!! I will NEVER EVER help your sorry arse again!!! You can go F*** yourself!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 27, 2011
A jihad upon you for writing buggy code
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
for keeping the PSDs a mess !!!!
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Declared by oron on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
You fat assed bitch. You stupid whore. Stop calling in on my day off so you can eat Bon bons. Stop stealing employee Christmas gifts you cheap slut. Stop asking me to take you places...I fucking hate your fat hollowed out ass. You suck at life. Die a bloody death bitch.
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Declared by Mybossblowsdonkeydick on Tuesday, January 14, 2014
you are bald
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Declared by Scott on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Well done!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
I declare jihad on you scam artist piece of shit mother fuckers I hate you.I can't believe I worked for this jackoff place the manager bill was a fucking asshole always yelling at people actting like he was tough fuck you pussy.If people go to the one on baltimore pike in middletown township next to...
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Declared by Me on Monday, March 3, 2008
I can' believe what some people get away with, yet you do not hold them accountable. You fire and lay off your best people while others call off drunk, steal from you and scream with rage in the workplace!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009