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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDear Douchebag,
Having an iPod Touch does not make you cool. It makes you a douche bag. Especially since you use it to pet photos of dogs on it. Yeah, we caught ya.
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Declared by Coworkers on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on you for making me help you with your crap meeting and then not coming to get me once lunch started. Was it because of my new hair style you old bigot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
for laughing at me when I hurt my foot
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Leave a company and go off to greener pastures... go ahead and never look back Mr. Wisecarver. Oh, don't worry about all that work left behind... SOMEONE WILL DO IT. JIHAD ON YOU.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, September 10, 2007
You are under qualified and over compensated, i hope you die on a plane to Vegas!!!! Seriously though we need to hang out when you get back so you can tell me how to bamboozle people into sending you on a plane across the US of A.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you for making me spend an hour trying to resize my profile picture only to get a notification that you are conveniently unable to take uploads from 1-4 pm today. Fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
You tell me that ill be out of work for a few weeks due to guys in the shop quitting and no steel to put up, then i find out everyone else is still working and when i confront you, you tell me some bullshit lies, you are just intimidated by my being a real man and you being an insecure bitch whos wife and...
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Declared by Mike on Saturday, August 23, 2014
kuss umik
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 26, 2009
YOU invited us to do a residency in your 'space' but we can't fucking work because your underpaid slaves sorry household help keep tidying our shit away and turning off the hot water in prep for your weekly fiestas for your tight-faced cougar gal-pals to celebrate oh, i don't know, nightfall. it's 10am on a...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 25, 2014
Underpaid, overworked, consistently knackered and skint!
Totally fed up.
That's why I am putting a Jihad on "The Workplace."
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
it was an unfortunate event two years ago when we hired you. first off, you suck at dog grooming. how many times a week do i have to cover your ass by gluing a dogs ear back to its head? "he shook it right into the scissors" you say. how does a SEDATED dog turn his head into a pair of scissors that you are...
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Declared by disgruntled vet tech on Monday, September 10, 2007
For being such an utter cunt and the most useless piece of trash at the same time.
Die. Horribly.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 17, 2011
I hate the person that came up with the expression, "you get what you pay for" because they're so damn right.
However in my line of work, I get what my boss pays for, which in most cases leaves me with pieces of shit I have to train, who barely know their own ass from a hole in the ground!
Why can't he...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Well hush my mouth, Scarlett! Your silicon enhanced mug should mind your own business.
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Declared by Rhett on Monday, September 10, 2007
Leaving shit in Sainsbury's Carrier Bags
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
There is a sign on the door, is it that hard to follow 1 simple request?!?!?!?
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dai Rascallaaan!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
I have to say this but SHUT UP, my God, when you don't know how to sell - simply don't!
I believe the best movie for anyone CEO to see is Glengarry Glen Ross here is a quote from the movie.
Ricky Roma: "You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is."
Well, you did not know what the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Behold, all you morons who take a paycheck for finding excuses not to do the work they pay you to do, the bloody and burning day of jihad is come upon you!! And to you slimy post-ers of coy hints about how fucking important you are and how many fucking important people you know, be damned to you!! All you...
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Declared by Just One More Bullshit Weary and Oppressed Serf on Monday, July 16, 2012
Just for being such a retarded piece of shit, I declare a Jihad on you.
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Declared by Alex on Tuesday, October 30, 2007