Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTo all the human resource people that can't take the time to reply to resume sent to them even after posting a job on the internet. For god sake at least set up an auto response. I wouldn't want to work for your crappy company anyway!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are under qualified and over compensated, i hope you die on a plane to Vegas!!!! Seriously though we need to hang out when you get back so you can tell me how to bamboozle people into sending you on a plane across the US of A.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007
Curses upon you, infidel, for not showing compassion for the hedonistic youth of your section!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 5, 2007
you giggle with your millennial jokes. JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Underpaid, overworked, consistently knackered and skint!
Totally fed up.
That's why I am putting a Jihad on "The Workplace."
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
You continue to lie to me and don't give a shit about it!!! I will NEVER EVER help your sorry arse again!!! You can go F*** yourself!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 27, 2011
Efi is just sitting there, all day, in the 4th floor and expects the work on the 1st floor to be doing itself. He never comes down to the people and thinks that the mobile business will just build itself while he sits there in his 4th floor corner office facing the strip club.
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Declared by Greasemonkey on Monday, October 8, 2007
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Declared by Scarlett O'Howard on Monday, September 10, 2007
Leave a company and go off to greener pastures... go ahead and never look back Mr. Wisecarver. Oh, don't worry about all that work left behind... SOMEONE WILL DO IT. JIHAD ON YOU.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, September 10, 2007
May your beer be infested with the fleas of 10,000 camels.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I hope when you die you burn in Hell(if there is one) and have you skin ripped off of you and spikes shoved down your throat. If Hell isn't real I hope you get hit by a truck and splashed all over the road.
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Declared by Piss Off Girl on Friday, March 22, 2013
for not bringing me a macbook pro from new york!!! bastard
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Declared by O on Saturday, October 25, 2008
For being such an utter cunt and the most useless piece of trash at the same time.
Die. Horribly.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 17, 2011
Fuck you David you sniveling pathetic little weasel, fuck you and all your time wasting bullshit, stop ringing me about stupid trivial matters and get the fuck on with your job you absolute moron! accusing us of ripping you off,and all your bullshit imaginary situations that never fucking happen, you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
There is a sign on the door, is it that hard to follow 1 simple request?!?!?!?
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
for keeping the PSDs a mess !!!!
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Declared by oron on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Just because you have no control in your overcompensating life doesn't mean that you have to target the meek and bring them down with you. No, the lady next to you isn't stupid, like you say, and you don't have to grab things out of her hands. She has permission to take a sandwich break and you can't make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
Leaving shit in Sainsbury's Carrier Bags
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare jihad on you for making me help you with your crap meeting and then not coming to get me once lunch started. Was it because of my new hair style you old bigot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
I am Steven Coltart, the CEO of programmer.net and owner of many unmoderated forums such as Bad Harvest and Jihad on You.
A particular employee of mine, SaraAdmin, has been continually disrespecting me. She has posted several rants about me on this site and is disobeying the ADMINISTRATIVE CODE. As such,...
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Declared by SteveAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013