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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're snotty in the office and its getting worse. Damn you, you workplace infidel. I'm putting a jihad on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
kuss umik
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 26, 2009
jihad on you! my boss is a bitch and sucks at thinking. I could do his job 100x better. FUCK you! you over paid under worked son of a bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 12, 2009
I am Steven Coltart, the CEO of programmer.net and owner of many unmoderated forums such as Bad Harvest and Jihad on You.
A particular employee of mine, SaraAdmin, has been continually disrespecting me. She has posted several rants about me on this site and is disobeying the ADMINISTRATIVE CODE. As such,...
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Declared by SteveAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. I hope you drink antifreeze. I hate you. You come to work, you pretend you know what you're doing and all you do is talk on your phone and play on facebook while everyone else is busting their ass doing all the work. You are a powermad loser who has to...
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Declared by Had Enough on Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Hey you assholes. Why are you scratching with the chickens, when you can soar with the eagles? Not getting paid enough for what you are doing? The reason is simple, you are not worth shit. You banned me from the forums, but I am still on and you cannot figure out who I am. Not so smart after all are you?...
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Declared by Jodie on Friday, October 17, 2008
Hey dickhead. What gives? Still scratching your balls with my hundred dollar bills.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 19, 2008
hes the smarmiest slimiest mutherfucking bastard cunt faced moose fisting jamrag licking twat bag wankstain dick wad ball bag arse licking cunt ever, if you ever speak to me like that ever again i will set you fucking house on fire
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 7, 2010
YOU LIED TO ME. Your damn cheater. I HATE YOU. :((((
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Declared by BrokenHEARTS on Saturday, April 21, 2012
These damn moths have invaded our building and are everywhere... further more a 'moth expert' is now telling us this should last for 7-10 days!!!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Clueless self-absorbing moron who claims to be my best friend
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Declared by Tasha on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare a full Jihad upon Sean for the wet arse incident
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Declared by Al on Wednesday, March 10, 2010
"And fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is for God. But if they desist, then let there be no hostility except against wrongdoers. (The Noble Quran 2:193)"
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Declared by Matthews on Monday, May 10, 2010
Underpaid, overworked, consistently knackered and skint!
Totally fed up.
That's why I am putting a Jihad on "The Workplace."
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
That crappy peace of code steals me my Sunday Night. Why should a programm make any sense? Why should have Macromedia placed the features where someone would look for them? Hope Adobe kills that crap and rebuilds it from the scratch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
do some work and make a sale you loser!!!!
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Declared by your boss on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on you for making me help you with your crap meeting and then not coming to get me once lunch started. Was it because of my new hair style you old bigot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Fuck you for making me spend an hour trying to resize my profile picture only to get a notification that you are conveniently unable to take uploads from 1-4 pm today. Fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
You continue to lie to me and don't give a shit about it!!! I will NEVER EVER help your sorry arse again!!! You can go F*** yourself!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 27, 2011