Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHey you assholes. Why are you scratching with the chickens, when you can soar with the eagles? Not getting paid enough for what you are doing? The reason is simple, you are not worth shit. You banned me from the forums, but I am still on and you cannot figure out who I am. Not so smart after all are you?...
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Declared by Jodie on Friday, October 17, 2008
You will burn in Allah's hell for your crimes against humanity!!!
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Declared by Pakesh on Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Så se dog for helvede at få den forbandede eksportfunktion lavet!!! Det kan sgu da ikke være så svært!!! Har I nogen idé om, hvor meget det besværer vores arbejde, at I ikke laver jeres. Nu har I lovet at lave den i syv måneder!!!! Fuck, det for meget!!!
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Declared by Sur kone on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You're always so busy when anyone else needs something - writing that bullshit email, cleaning your desk, picking a wedgie from your 200lb ass. (I just threw up in my mouth a little) All I want is the phone number for the Human Resources office, but you're too busy. "Come back tomorrow!" I've got an idea,...
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Declared by FUKWURK on Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Fuck you for making me spend an hour trying to resize my profile picture only to get a notification that you are conveniently unable to take uploads from 1-4 pm today. Fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
"And fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is for God. But if they desist, then let there be no hostility except against wrongdoers. (The Noble Quran 2:193)"
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Declared by Matthews on Monday, May 10, 2010
These damn moths have invaded our building and are everywhere... further more a 'moth expert' is now telling us this should last for 7-10 days!!!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Clueless self-absorbing moron who claims to be my best friend
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Declared by Tasha on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Sends the worst newsletters ever.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Two geebees rrram?!
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Declared by Masked naked attacker on Monday, October 8, 2007
kuss umik
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 26, 2009
YOU LIED TO ME. Your damn cheater. I HATE YOU. :((((
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Declared by BrokenHEARTS on Saturday, April 21, 2012
You continue to operate even though they took your house and you have several investigations against your company, including the IRS - why don't you pay off people you owe - including my company and go away - stop scamming resellers thinking your are legit - when anyone runs a background check they will see...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
You lonely ass fucking arab!! lease the fucking burekas and get a real job
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Working the night shift is perhaps the worst thing behind only death by ninja. Maybe. Die, Third shift, Die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all the human resource people that can't take the time to reply to resume sent to them even after posting a job on the internet. For god sake at least set up an auto response. I wouldn't want to work for your crappy company anyway!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For being such an utter cunt and the most useless piece of trash at the same time.
Die. Horribly.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 17, 2011
How great is this website?
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Declared by Johnson on Thursday, May 28, 2015
I declare a full Jihad upon Sean for the wet arse incident
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Declared by Al on Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Underpaid, overworked, consistently knackered and skint!
Totally fed up.
That's why I am putting a Jihad on "The Workplace."
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 25, 2010