Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by your boss on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on you for making me help you with your crap meeting and then not coming to get me once lunch started. Was it because of my new hair style you old bigot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
You lonely ass fucking arab!! lease the fucking burekas and get a real job
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
for coming up with stupid suggestions on Globe branding.
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Declared by Ibrahim Khan on Friday, March 26, 2010
For being such an utter cunt and the most useless piece of trash at the same time.
Die. Horribly.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 17, 2011
Dear Douchebag,
Having an iPod Touch does not make you cool. It makes you a douche bag. Especially since you use it to pet photos of dogs on it. Yeah, we caught ya.
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Declared by Coworkers on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you David you sniveling pathetic little weasel, fuck you and all your time wasting bullshit, stop ringing me about stupid trivial matters and get the fuck on with your job you absolute moron! accusing us of ripping you off,and all your bullshit imaginary situations that never fucking happen, you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
How great is this website?
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Declared by Johnson on Thursday, May 28, 2015
I am declaring a workplace Jihad on you... ALOOO AKBAR
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Declared by Rony on Monday, October 8, 2007
There is a sign on the door, is it that hard to follow 1 simple request?!?!?!?
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
Two geebees rrram?!
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Declared by Masked naked attacker on Monday, October 8, 2007
You throw mini darts at me all day long while I'm trying to work. Ignoring you no longer works because although you used to just enjoy getting a reaction out of me, you know just love the idea of darts sticking in my body and the resulting drops of blood. Stop this madness and stop throwing those dumb...
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Declared by Jon Hinkle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
May your beer be infested with the fleas of 10,000 camels.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
for laughing at me when I hurt my foot
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Declared by Scarlett O'Howard on Monday, September 10, 2007
You are under qualified and over compensated, i hope you die on a plane to Vegas!!!! Seriously though we need to hang out when you get back so you can tell me how to bamboozle people into sending you on a plane across the US of A.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007
You know what? Screw you! You suck! You are one of the worst people I've ever had to work with! I hate that you throw a tantrum when anyone disagrees with you. I hate it when you attack me, personally, with your crap when you're having a bad day. I hate that you lecture me about MY life and news flash, that...
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Declared by One angry designer! on Saturday, January 7, 2012
This is JIHAD !!!
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
this jihad is for you because you are moaning that you can not go to Monaco
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Curses upon you, infidel, for not showing compassion for the hedonistic youth of your section!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 5, 2007