Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Scarlett O'Howard on Monday, September 10, 2007
$695tt plus VAT for a party, is BPtt really serous
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Declared by UPset ibm t40 user on Monday, October 8, 2007
You didn't come to work with me. Now you are jihad target!
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Declared by Matt Williamson on Monday, October 8, 2007
Leaving shit in Sainsbury's Carrier Bags
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I will rain fire down upon you and burn you in the deepest circle of hell. you're cutting me out of important meetings and so I will brand you with hell reincarnate
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 25, 2011
You pompous ass. I found out you were practicing your sexual harassment skills on the girls in the office and next thing I know I'm being forced to leave cause you got scrred. I hope your tiny lawyer special parts shrivel and fall off over the course of the next three weeks.
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Declared by David on Sunday, September 9, 2007
For being such an utter cunt and the most useless piece of trash at the same time.
Die. Horribly.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 17, 2011
Being the team lead on this Christianity project is getting harder by the day. It's mainly this Judas character. He always seems like he's plotting something. All he's ever working towards is gaining more wealth. I'm starting to think he might be a fucking Jew. A dyed-in-the-wool Jew right here, working on...
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Declared by Jesus of Nazareth on Monday, September 10, 2007
Well hush my mouth, Scarlett! Your silicon enhanced mug should mind your own business.
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Declared by Rhett on Monday, September 10, 2007
Leave a company and go off to greener pastures... go ahead and never look back Mr. Wisecarver. Oh, don't worry about all that work left behind... SOMEONE WILL DO IT. JIHAD ON YOU.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, September 10, 2007
for not bringing me a macbook pro from new york!!! bastard
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Declared by O on Saturday, October 25, 2008
You are under qualified and over compensated, i hope you die on a plane to Vegas!!!! Seriously though we need to hang out when you get back so you can tell me how to bamboozle people into sending you on a plane across the US of A.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007
for coming up with stupid suggestions on Globe branding.
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Declared by Ibrahim Khan on Friday, March 26, 2010
Just because you have no control in your overcompensating life doesn't mean that you have to target the meek and bring them down with you. No, the lady next to you isn't stupid, like you say, and you don't have to grab things out of her hands. She has permission to take a sandwich break and you can't make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
I hope when you die you burn in Hell(if there is one) and have you skin ripped off of you and spikes shoved down your throat. If Hell isn't real I hope you get hit by a truck and splashed all over the road.
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Declared by Piss Off Girl on Friday, March 22, 2013
Hey you low life dried up old prune. Still working your ass off trying to get ahead? Still scratching your ass and picking your nose with the same finger? C'mon, drop the socks and grab yo cock and pump yourself up out of there. Oh! I forgot, you don't have one. HA, HA,HA,HA!
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Declared by Chuck on Saturday, November 22, 2008
For crimes against fluid loss!
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Declared by Al Jimbad on Monday, October 8, 2007
for keeping the PSDs a mess !!!!
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Declared by oron on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Preemptive strike. BURPPP! (Milk burp coming at you)
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Declared by Chris Fong on Monday, May 10, 2010
They need the sh_t kick'in out of 'em.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007