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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJust because you have no control in your overcompensating life doesn't mean that you have to target the meek and bring them down with you. No, the lady next to you isn't stupid, like you say, and you don't have to grab things out of her hands. She has permission to take a sandwich break and you can't make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
C'mon. What happened to the cavemen days when we killed our food right there, ate it, and took a nap? What's all this modern office monkey crap for?
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Declared by Tarzan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You are a cancer in the office.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
A jihad upon you for writing buggy code
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
you suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
May your desk burn at the hands of Ala.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Two geebees rrram?!
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Declared by Masked naked attacker on Monday, October 8, 2007
for not bringing me a macbook pro from new york!!! bastard
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Declared by O on Saturday, October 25, 2008
Lose the attitude and be more professional you bitch. I never am rude to you so don't be rude to me. I can easily quit this job and put you on the spot to find someone new. Maybe that will give you a reality check and realize that bitchiness and being unprofessional is not a way to keep an employee.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 18, 2010
Hey ASSHOLE. Ya still working for chump change? Come on over here and run with the big dogs. Still whacking off, are ya. Man, you need some pussy. Come on in, the water is fine here in Apopka.
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Declared by BJ on Saturday, October 25, 2008
Jihad on you stupid fucking client for ignoring my advice and then turning to me like its my fault that your head was up your ass. Die slowly in a fire.
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Declared by j~ on Monday, February 28, 2011
You continue to lie to me and don't give a shit about it!!! I will NEVER EVER help your sorry arse again!!! You can go F*** yourself!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 27, 2011
datengatumatii!
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Declared by Brucolacul on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Preemptive strike. BURPPP! (Milk burp coming at you)
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Declared by Chris Fong on Monday, May 10, 2010
Behold, all you morons who take a paycheck for finding excuses not to do the work they pay you to do, the bloody and burning day of jihad is come upon you!! And to you slimy post-ers of coy hints about how fucking important you are and how many fucking important people you know, be damned to you!! All you...
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Declared by Just One More Bullshit Weary and Oppressed Serf on Monday, July 16, 2012
Jihad on the Out of Office auto-reply of Kester! Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 28, 2009
Dai Rascallaaan!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
They need the sh_t kick'in out of 'em.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For putting the company in a position to be sued even after it was pointed out to you twice.
A pox on all HR persons.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
To all Weazley know-it-all Bitches be informed that a holy war is now upon you. Next time you are about to speak, take a second and let your brain process what is about to come out of your fucking mouth. Ask yourself... am I an asshole.
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Declared by A Fire Inside on Monday, October 8, 2007