Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoPreemptive strike. BURPPP! (Milk burp coming at you)
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Declared by Chris Fong on Monday, May 10, 2010
you suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Jihad on the Out of Office auto-reply of Kester! Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 28, 2009
This man is a bloody bastard motherfucker. He is tormenting me just because I did not get him some whisky or rum. He is my senior, though he does not directly supervise me - but keeps on bugging me by making nasty comments. I wish I had some way to blow his balls off.
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Declared by Oppressed on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
For putting the company in a position to be sued even after it was pointed out to you twice.
A pox on all HR persons.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
Always W,C,B,U,M :)
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Declared by Hoobal on Monday, October 8, 2007
because I can!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
I have to handle all these people in the freaking office! They don't think I need any help because I actually get it done, but I need fucking help!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Hey asshole. Get off your ass and get a real job. Why scratch with the chickens, when you can soar with the eagles.
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Declared by GHB on Sunday, September 14, 2008
So I'm a co-captian for the volleyball team at my school and my bff is the captain. Sad thing is she is a crazy bitch! Whenever we talk to the girls or tell them to do something she thinks they are being disrepectful but they aren't! she seriously has issues!!!!!! I can't take it anymore she is making this...
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Declared by Frustrated on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
You are going down!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
Bam Roasted
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Declared by Meg on Thursday, May 7, 2009
Walkers Shortbread huh? Wankers Shortbread more like. Piss poor working conditions, pay and the people there absolutely suck.
So here is my Jihad for today, it definitely goes to that lot at Walkers for having shite for brains
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Declared by Les on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on you scam artist piece of shit mother fuckers I hate you.I can't believe I worked for this jackoff place the manager bill was a fucking asshole always yelling at people actting like he was tough fuck you pussy.If people go to the one on baltimore pike in middletown township next to...
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Declared by Me on Monday, March 3, 2008
Jihad on you !!! You loudmouthed pig suffering from the mental delusion that you are good at everything !! you suffer from verbal diarrhea and dont respect others privacy....because of you i had to spill out all the beans and now risk being jinxed....you are bitch ! you are an idiot ! you are a boastful loud...
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Declared by employee on Thursday, May 3, 2012
God, I have to write 750 words! In one day! And do everything else too! FUCK!
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Declared by PESSED OUF! on Monday, December 14, 2009
Well done!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
you are bald
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Declared by Scott on Sunday, October 7, 2007
We developers are declaring Jihad on you for smacking one of our number with the door.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
Jihad on you for not assisting on our sales info business meeting this afternoon!
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Declared by The avenger on Monday, October 8, 2007