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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You ugly, pointless, yellow basards. You fly in my house uninvited, making a noise, pissing me off and you serve no useful purpose to nature you useless plebs.
No-one likes you, no-one wants you. You're a mistake in evolution and you're nasty with it.
At least a Bee is good looking and has the decency...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
I declare the biggest jihadist jihad on new TV shows and how they are slowly turning into pornography. I like sex as much as the next guy but either writers are just done trying to make good television or we as the public are so stupid and sexually charged that we need it in order to consider a TV show to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 7, 2015
Everyone is a failure
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Declared by Everyone on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dear, Scrub. You need to leave all of your money to Jack before its too late. His credit score is too damn high.
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Declared by Jake on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
ever had a friend who brags bullshits and talks as if s/he knows every fucking element and atoms on earth? we, people that surrounds her, are so fcking with her. my shit can comprehend every lies she says.
me: my father collects cars from gasoline stations-- i think we've collected more than 20?
her:...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 24, 2017
A JIhad on you Kyle Pfeiffer - You Thief!. I hope you die from another abscess on your ass. Fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, March 19, 2018
fuck life. fuck school, fuck life fuck life fuck life FUCK LIFE IT SUCKS ABSOLUTE ASS
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 12, 2017
I don't always hate you
I hate that you are so big and round and as I am told spherical
I hate the people in you that tell me I must always have money
I hate money in a way
It keeps me from the people I want to be nearest to
You keep me from the one I hope to love
Why must you be so big
4000 miles is...
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Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad taha is getting mad when i call him!!!
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Declared by Jihadtahalover42 on Tuesday, June 4, 2013
WTF is this shit... books with only happy endings... that certainly ain't preparing your children for the real world. People gotta realize you can't shield children from everything. They will eventually find out life ain't fair... and if they are over protected how the hell are they gonna cope with the...
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Declared by J.P. on Monday, October 8, 2007
Those pigs in the higher echelons of the American military-indutstrial complex who have taken over this country, making us believe that we live in a democracy, when in fact they constantly do shit that the majority of people do not support. You pigs support right-wing dictators while talking shit about...
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Declared by Che on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
I hate sickness, go away. Fuck.
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Declared by damien on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hello
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Declared by Dhor on Sunday, May 19, 2013
what you need to know about barack obama is all here:
http://make-informed-decisions.blogspot.com/
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Declared by marcus on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
You fuckin whore! Stop sucking every dudes Dick!!! They really don't want to duck your feet! Yes, feet! NO ONE wants to puck your ugly pass feet!!! You are the worst friend in the world!!!! And you are a horrific mother!!! Who the duck leaves their kid every single night of the week just so she can go out...
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Declared by Sick of Nita F on Wednesday, October 1, 2014
A Jihad on you Tom Southee. You lazy, prat tosser!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 22, 2018
You smelly, dumb, mooing, fat, block the road, knock over the fence bastards who wouldn't even exist in this fucking world if it weren't for humans taking care of you. You should all die and be processed into tasty meats.
Because you sure are tasty.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Go fuck yoursefl!
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Declared by un trecator on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Aids sick dog!
you son of a Filthy piece of rotten Pork.
what you did was reprehensible. a shit pig like you is truly unpure.
Shoes shall be thrown at you and your all you can eat is pork,thats right you little filthy Pig whore.
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Declared by dutchfree on Tuesday, February 17, 2009