Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYOU'RE THE CAUSE FOR ALL THE WARS!!!, DIE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
To the asshole giving us the burning sun, may the devil himself shove your head up your ass while your cock is slammed with a huge sledge hammer and roasted with that stupid fireball in the sky at 1000*C.
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Declared by Dr. Ivana Kutckakokoff on Saturday, December 26, 2009
Need you ask why?
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Declared by CG on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I was just a boy when the infidels came into my village in their Black Hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fire...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Go to hell
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Most people are so stupid, smart people would do fine without you stupids. Build yourselves some rockets and go live on the sun you resource wasting, fuzzy animal killing buttheads.
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Declared by Detrus on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Cuz if you have lived a summer in Phx, AZ you would gripe about this too!
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Declared by Irish on Monday, October 8, 2007
For your s#%t referring decisions which caused the All Blacks to loose to France in the Rugby World cup and end our chances of bringing the cup back to its rightful home!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
FUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
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Declared by CEO IM RICH on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I put a Jihad on you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 29, 2010
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Fuckers! You almost killed me by selling me soy milk that has passed the expiry date!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, January 24, 2009
You have disgraced the Islamic faith and the Muslim people for the last time!
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Declared by Al Zawahiri on Saturday, July 2, 2011
You're on TV fuckin' all the time!!! Everytime I open Tv it's israel did this, they did that...wah wah wah
I want some fuckin' peace....I don want CNN n BBC going batshiat insane all the time....
So stop whatever ur doing...enough of friggin wars all the time
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Declared by sdg on Sunday, April 4, 2010
You will die a painful death at the hands of all muslims
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Declared by Dylan Bellman on Friday, June 25, 2010
Thanks for fucking up, BITCH!!!
And thanks for the recession too....
Hope u have a nice time with ur jew buddies in hell....
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
You cut people up. You habitually break the speed limit. You think you're so clever when it's just luck that keeps you from killing someone. You haven't seen the kid knocked off his bicycle and killed by some idiot doing 50 in a 30 zone. You do just whatever pleases you because you can't be bothered to take...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I like the good things in life but the good thing in life are hard to find, so now I have to find my new good thing that will do my work. You don’t actually expect for me to work, I might break a nail.
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Declared by Your one and only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007