Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by CG on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Fuckers! You almost killed me by selling me soy milk that has passed the expiry date!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, January 24, 2009
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
**THIS MIGHT CONTAIN ABUSIVE LANGUAGE** Okay to be honest, my entire life is fucked up right now, my friends are fake, tell me that they won't study but they do and me, the great loyal innocent me, believes them and helps them by not studying and they end up getting great marks and me getting failed.So...
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Declared by A fucked up 17 year old on Tuesday, January 31, 2017
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
You cut people up. You habitually break the speed limit. You think you're so clever when it's just luck that keeps you from killing someone. You haven't seen the kid knocked off his bicycle and killed by some idiot doing 50 in a 30 zone. You do just whatever pleases you because you can't be bothered to take...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Cuz if you have lived a summer in Phx, AZ you would gripe about this too!
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Declared by Irish on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're on TV fuckin' all the time!!! Everytime I open Tv it's israel did this, they did that...wah wah wah
I want some fuckin' peace....I don want CNN n BBC going batshiat insane all the time....
So stop whatever ur doing...enough of friggin wars all the time
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Declared by sdg on Sunday, April 4, 2010
I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING I'M 14 AND THIS SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW I'M DONE IF ONE MORE FUCKING THING GOES WRONG TONIGHT I'M HONESTLY COMMITTING SUICDE.
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Declared by EMILY UGH on Friday, September 6, 2013
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Most people are so stupid, smart people would do fine without you stupids. Build yourselves some rockets and go live on the sun you resource wasting, fuzzy animal killing buttheads.
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Declared by Detrus on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For your s#%t referring decisions which caused the All Blacks to loose to France in the Rugby World cup and end our chances of bringing the cup back to its rightful home!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Poor, poor Ronnie Radner and Joe Ellen Not for trying to make me look like.... whatever! Good luck to you gals, i used to think you both had a rational brain and then I am informed by a friend that you made crap up about me. I hope it made you feel better. ;)
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
You will die a painful death at the hands of all muslims
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Declared by Dylan Bellman on Friday, June 25, 2010
FUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
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Declared by CEO IM RICH on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You have disgraced the Islamic faith and the Muslim people for the last time!
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Declared by Al Zawahiri on Saturday, July 2, 2011
Typhoon Krosa in Taiwan has gone too far!!!
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Declared by Peter van het Kinderziekenhuis on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Merr. JIHAD ON YOU! Allahu Akbar!
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Declared by Abdullah Hazim Smith on Thursday, September 24, 2009
I put a Jihad on you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 29, 2010