Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoPoor, poor Ronnie Radner and Joe Ellen Not for trying to make me look like.... whatever! Good luck to you gals, i used to think you both had a rational brain and then I am informed by a friend that you made crap up about me. I hope it made you feel better. ;)
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Karlo Zanki will be buffed out permanently
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Declared by Smitty Yagermanjenson on Monday, March 12, 2012
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Infidel! Jihad is upon you!! May you be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels! God-willing. Enchilada.
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Declared by Muhamedhomo on Monday, October 8, 2007
You bugger. Just because you are popular with the women .... you think you are smart ...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Dude. You work for the university. You're not a real cop.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 6, 2009
Too many idiots in the world today
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 3, 2007
You ruin Lake Erie. You ruin Niagara Falls. Quit polluting.
Make sure you keep your bodies of WATER from catching on fire!
I determine to see you flattened.
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Declared by Jay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I'll kill you.
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Declared by Aju on Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Do i really need to say it??
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
The flying spaghetti monster is a lie. Linguini rules!
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Declared by Bradilio on Sunday, October 14, 2007
I declare war on you, fucking rat bastard fuck pissers! You kill every lucid dream I have by buzzing around my ears, and make me scratch my legs like a dog with mother fucking fleas because you bite me there, AND NOW WHAT YOU TINY PIECES OF SHIT! YOU'RE CARRYING DENGUE FEVER ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOTHER...
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Declared by Insects are Bitches on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
naser hejazi
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Declared by mojtaba jabari on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I hereby declare that all the kurdish terrorists in the world must be eradicated! Those sodomized kurdish people have been attacking on Turkey for over 25 years killing almost 30.000 innocents! They killed us 30.000 times but the rest of the world do still support them and call them as "freedomfighters" and...
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Declared by whocares on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
A madam and former prostitute who calls herself Maggie McNeil arranges sex encounters between baby girls as young as five years old and adult men. Maggie McNeil is a pedophile with rape sex urges for little girls as young as five years old. Very creepy and psychologically sick.
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Declared by Anon, on Monday, September 28, 2015
Fuck the media!! They ruin peoples lives!!! they can trip over a fucking pebble
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Declared by mofo37 on Monday, August 3, 2009
You have been an unbeliever. The infidels shall have to DIE!!!!
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Declared by zera on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Since we are soon only gonna be able to feed about 2 billion people (peak oil => less fertilizers => agricultural productivity going down the drain). I propose a Jihad on everybody who is just plain useles and has contributed to the desaster by: ignorance, denial, hatred, religious belief, cynism.
Once...
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Declared by Who cares on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
my jihad goes here
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Declared by Konrad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Y U MAKE PEOPLE SICK
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013