Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Pramod on Monday, November 28, 2011
I call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
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Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007
Golf? GOLF!? What kindda sport is that, mann?! I mean.. is it actually a sport?
It CANT be.. It cant be considered a sport when i takes longer time doing exercises to warm up for the game, than actually playing the (sport) golf itself?
Really people.. Yeah you people that play golf! Seriously.. fair...
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Declared by I LIKE SLEEP on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Too many idiots in the world today
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Celebrities are stupid, uneducated, and immoral. They are not my role models. Only stupid people think they are and are incredibly pathetic. Go worship a cock statue. It will give you just as much pleasure.
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Declared by betterthanyou on Monday, November 30, 2009
One million Jihads to you and your family! KAHSHEEE! Kabul!!!!! Nainanajah!
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Declared by Kabul on Thursday, June 9, 2011
The New World Order is decadent!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 4, 2007
Stupid Dinosaurs! What's up with your massive bodies of terror and your tiny little brains? All you guys do is run around being all big and stomping on things. You think you're all popular with the ladies because of Jurrasic Park, but guess what? That movie came out AGES ago. Get OVER it. No one cares...
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Declared by Dinosaur Hater on Sunday, October 7, 2007
To all the people of the world that live to be offended, and to seek redress or revenge for that perceived offense, I declare jihad on you. Try dealing with yourself before you go unilaterally clean up the world and remake it in your own image. Give it a rest.
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Declared by Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Cause he touched his bum
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Declared by Jamie Sweeney on Friday, January 11, 2008
FUCK THE POLICE!!
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Declared by Fuck Bush Too on Monday, October 8, 2007
naser hejazi
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Declared by mojtaba jabari on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Fuck the media!! They ruin peoples lives!!! they can trip over a fucking pebble
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Declared by mofo37 on Monday, August 3, 2009
I hope everyone Bull in jail from the lostest scumbag to the biggest badass gang banger rapes you up your perverted sorry old ass for the rest of your life! Karma is a bitch ain't? The punishment fits the crime you pedophile bastard! JIHAD ON YOU, BITCH!
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Declared by PedoKiller on Saturday, August 11, 2012
stand up paddlers belong in waikiki only!!! stay out of everyones way...go away
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007
Hey man, I know you and I have had our differences but lately you've been real low key, knowwhatImean? Well the problem is I cain't be the strong leader of the free world unless I've got some whack-job to point the finger at. Without you on the scene denying the existence of the Holocaust and threatening to...
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Declared by W on Sunday, September 9, 2007
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU for saying I can't do something because of the color of my skin, FUCK YOU for telling me what I should or shouldn't do, FUCK YOU for telling what is politically correct and saying it applies to me when NO BOUNDARIES WILL STOP ME FROM ACCOMPLISHING MY DREAMS!!!!!!
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Declared by Cat on Sunday, July 4, 2010
Striped tables are visual junk. They steal from emphasis that you could provide with shaded rows. Striped rows suggest something special about them, but they aren't special. Prisoners wear stripes so you see them. Why do you want to put your table in prison with the other ugly striped tables? Set it free:...
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Declared by ben on Tuesday, January 13, 2009
I'm so sick of searching for a job. Damn this economy, and fuck the employers who turn you down in sugar-coated, patronizing ways. If you found someone who is more qualified, then say so. Don't call me inexperienced in my line of work, it's insulting.
Also, fuck lazy people who overreact to friendly...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 26, 2010