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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You're SD #2
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
It sux. Doing what you're spoused to do and not thinking for you're self.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER FOR EXISTING!!! BURN IN HELL BASTARD !!!! MAY YOUR INTESTINES BE SCORCHED WITH HCL!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
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Declared by fucked up on Friday, July 29, 2016
Why the fuck do you have to chew that fucking gum so loudly --- it is just a small strip of gum .... why the fucking mutiny mother fucker ???
and why do people have to chew so loudly and smack their fucking lips and bang the cutlery on the plate like fucking retards ........
I hate those fucking assholes...
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Declared by Misophonia on Wednesday, July 9, 2014
they said that there were no aliens....now we see them experimenting on them and using their technology to strenthen their defence.......they should be blasted out into space...those green suited rascals!!!!!
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Declared by brrrrrrrrrravo on Monday, November 12, 2007
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Seventywane, ton département est une terre de viandards. Viens pas piquer les oies des honnêtes gars d'ch'nord !!!
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Declared by Juste derrière on Monday, October 8, 2007
When the Nobel Institute gave the prize to Yasser Arafat and others I had to roll my eyes as their 'efforts towards peace' were pretty laughable, but at least it was about peace.
Last year it was microcredit, worthy of an award, but nothing to do with peace.
Now it's Al Gore and a nameless panel on...
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Declared by Alf on Friday, October 12, 2007
Yeah. Feel my jihad.
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Declared by fil on Sunday, October 7, 2007
stand up paddlers belong in waikiki only!!! stay out of everyones way...go away
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all the people of the world that live to be offended, and to seek redress or revenge for that perceived offense, I declare jihad on you. Try dealing with yourself before you go unilaterally clean up the world and remake it in your own image. Give it a rest.
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Declared by Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
ever had a friend who brags bullshits and talks as if s/he knows every fucking element and atoms on earth? we, people that surrounds her, are so fcking with her. my shit can comprehend every lies she says.
me: my father collects cars from gasoline stations-- i think we've collected more than 20?
her:...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 24, 2017
**THIS MIGHT CONTAIN ABUSIVE LANGUAGE** Okay to be honest, my entire life is fucked up right now, my friends are fake, tell me that they won't study but they do and me, the great loyal innocent me, believes them and helps them by not studying and they end up getting great marks and me getting failed.So...
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Declared by A fucked up 17 year old on Tuesday, January 31, 2017
BANG BANG KILL KILL. Ich bin very smart. Damn good job all of me's. Operation Plane Stupid is in very effective, is in effect. Hail Hisajekillyahweh. 9/11 getz me wet.
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Declared by Ice Cream bitch Neat nigger on Monday, December 9, 2013
You backstabbing, sweet-talking, malicious BITCH
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Aids sick dog!
you son of a Filthy piece of rotten Pork.
what you did was reprehensible. a shit pig like you is truly unpure.
Shoes shall be thrown at you and your all you can eat is pork,thats right you little filthy Pig whore.
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Declared by dutchfree on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Merr. JIHAD ON YOU! Allahu Akbar!
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Declared by Abdullah Hazim Smith on Thursday, September 24, 2009
You took my f*ing kidney! >(
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Declared by Charlie on Monday, December 10, 2007