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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare the biggest jihadist jihad on new TV shows and how they are slowly turning into pornography. I like sex as much as the next guy but either writers are just done trying to make good television or we as the public are so stupid and sexually charged that we need it in order to consider a TV show to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 7, 2015
A Jihad on you Tom Southee. You lazy, prat tosser!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 22, 2018
I hate sickness, go away. Fuck.
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Declared by damien on Monday, October 8, 2007
Go fuck yoursefl!
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Declared by un trecator on Sunday, August 15, 2010
It's hilarious, but you must be stopped. No-one likes the color orange anyway.
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Declared by Craig Childs on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
STOP DRILLING ALREADY!!!!
START NEW INNOVATIONS IN SOLAR, WATER AND OTHER CLEAN ENERGY AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE NATURAL RESOURCES BELOW. ACT ON THE KNOWLEDGE TO OF KEEPING THE WORLD CLEAN SO IT CAN BE A BETTER PLACE.
FUCKING DIP SHITS!!!!
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Declared by THE DIZZLE on Thursday, September 2, 2010
You fuckin whore! Stop sucking every dudes Dick!!! They really don't want to duck your feet! Yes, feet! NO ONE wants to puck your ugly pass feet!!! You are the worst friend in the world!!!! And you are a horrific mother!!! Who the duck leaves their kid every single night of the week just so she can go out...
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Declared by Sick of Nita F on Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Everyone is a failure
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Declared by Everyone on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just stop. Please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Stop this madness now! words cannot begin to explain the rage and sorrow i feel towards this 'movement of insanely stupid ignorant and dangerous excuses for human beings'
Leave my planet alone in whatever name you see fit. lowlife scum. bastard sons of filthy rabies dogs.
Ridiculous unevolved creaturs....
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Declared by decraux on Wednesday, May 27, 2009
You are going to die.
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Declared by miss vixy on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
You smelly, dumb, mooing, fat, block the road, knock over the fence bastards who wouldn't even exist in this fucking world if it weren't for humans taking care of you. You should all die and be processed into tasty meats.
Because you sure are tasty.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
It sux. Doing what you're spoused to do and not thinking for you're self.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
You always delete our trucks! You can't accept that you are just jaloux! JIHAD ON YOU TRUCKERBENNY-A from lastbilgalleri.dk!!!
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Declared by Bazoom-jihadder37 on Friday, May 24, 2013
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
Damn you, you selfish son of a bitch! I have to go to a library that's just 5 damn minutes away from our field station, but I can't get dropped off because you are fucking one of their volunteers as I fucking type this!! You rode her last night, fine! It didn't interfere with my schedule, but damn it man!...
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Declared by Pissed off! on Tuesday, July 3, 2012
life sucks.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Yeah. Feel my jihad.
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Declared by fil on Sunday, October 7, 2007
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
Your love of Jake
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Declared by Ed on Tuesday, October 9, 2007