Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThey won’t even breed to save themselves. The damn things are not fit to live in the 20th century, let alone the 21st century. Let them die. It’s survival of the fittest, or at least elimination of the lamest.
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Declared by Die Pandas Die! on Tuesday, June 3, 2008
my jihad goes here
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Declared by Konrad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Cuz if you have lived a summer in Phx, AZ you would gripe about this too!
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Declared by Irish on Monday, October 8, 2007
It's hilarious, but you must be stopped. No-one likes the color orange anyway.
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Declared by Craig Childs on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
You are going to die.
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Declared by miss vixy on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
I make fun of Canadians with my friends, but I secretly think they're cool.
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Declared by Alex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
I put a Jihad on you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 29, 2010
You ruin Lake Erie. You ruin Niagara Falls. Quit polluting.
Make sure you keep your bodies of WATER from catching on fire!
I determine to see you flattened.
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Declared by Jay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Dude. You work for the university. You're not a real cop.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 6, 2009
jihad on you you cunt give us some good weather in britain instead of pouring that cr*p water on us and when you do give us some good weather you go and piss it up again by making hail later
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Stop this madness now! words cannot begin to explain the rage and sorrow i feel towards this 'movement of insanely stupid ignorant and dangerous excuses for human beings'
Leave my planet alone in whatever name you see fit. lowlife scum. bastard sons of filthy rabies dogs.
Ridiculous unevolved creaturs....
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Declared by decraux on Wednesday, May 27, 2009
STOP DRILLING ALREADY!!!!
START NEW INNOVATIONS IN SOLAR, WATER AND OTHER CLEAN ENERGY AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE NATURAL RESOURCES BELOW. ACT ON THE KNOWLEDGE TO OF KEEPING THE WORLD CLEAN SO IT CAN BE A BETTER PLACE.
FUCKING DIP SHITS!!!!
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Declared by THE DIZZLE on Thursday, September 2, 2010
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
Dear, Scrub. You need to leave all of your money to Jack before its too late. His credit score is too damn high.
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Declared by Jake on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
A Jihad on you Tom Southee. You lazy, prat tosser!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 22, 2018
WHY
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Y U MAKE PEOPLE SICK
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
A madam and former prostitute who calls herself Maggie McNeil arranges sex encounters between baby girls as young as five years old and adult men. Maggie McNeil is a pedophile with rape sex urges for little girls as young as five years old. Very creepy and psychologically sick.
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Declared by Anon, on Monday, September 28, 2015
You're SD #2
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007