Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou damn plant! I hate you and your leafy fiber-iosity. Your roughage sloughs polyps from my colon but your bitter taste leaves my stomach a-churning. The fattiest ranch or zestiest italian can't mask your magnificent musk, and I puke thinking of you.
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Declared by Ethel on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop puerto ricans from being racist ! And give america back their money ! Ass Holes
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Declared by Marlene Laurence on Sunday, July 8, 2018
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
Yeah. Feel my jihad.
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Declared by fil on Sunday, October 7, 2007
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You ruin Lake Erie. You ruin Niagara Falls. Quit polluting.
Make sure you keep your bodies of WATER from catching on fire!
I determine to see you flattened.
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Declared by Jay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
We need to eradicate them NOW!
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Declared by sex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
Go to hell
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 25, 2014
life sucks.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
You always delete our trucks! You can't accept that you are just jaloux! JIHAD ON YOU TRUCKERBENNY-A from lastbilgalleri.dk!!!
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Declared by Bazoom-jihadder37 on Friday, May 24, 2013
In the name of Allah the Almighty Creator of the World I declare jihad on YOU. Yes, you've heard right, on YOU. May Allah crush you and may you be required to exists without paper towels from eternity to eternity. Inshallah
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Declared by kauder.welsch on Monday, October 29, 2007
You backstabbing, sweet-talking, malicious BITCH
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
WHY
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
It is a centuries-old Islamic tradition to engage in debate, tolerate criticism and hear the critiques of others. But insults against Islam, such as those in the recent film and cartoons, are unacceptable prov
ocations that cross a red line that no Muslim or decent human being would ever accept. As such we...
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Declared by Muslim on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
You have been an unbeliever. The infidels shall have to DIE!!!!
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Declared by zera on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Why the fuck do you have to chew that fucking gum so loudly --- it is just a small strip of gum .... why the fucking mutiny mother fucker ???
and why do people have to chew so loudly and smack their fucking lips and bang the cutlery on the plate like fucking retards ........
I hate those fucking assholes...
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Declared by Misophonia on Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Stop online piracy not our human rights and liberty ! Go censor stuff in hell american congress ! JIHAD ON YOU !
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Declared by The world on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
why? BC i can!!
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Declared by NissoMan on Wednesday, October 24, 2007