Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou damn plant! I hate you and your leafy fiber-iosity. Your roughage sloughs polyps from my colon but your bitter taste leaves my stomach a-churning. The fattiest ranch or zestiest italian can't mask your magnificent musk, and I puke thinking of you.
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Declared by Ethel on Monday, October 8, 2007
I make fun of Canadians with my friends, but I secretly think they're cool.
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Declared by Alex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Bloody english team
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
Your love of Jake
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Declared by Ed on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
It sux. Doing what you're spoused to do and not thinking for you're self.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
why? BC i can!!
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Declared by NissoMan on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Just stop. Please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
life sucks.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
A jihad on the human race. One day my people will arrive and ass rape your politicians on the white house lawn.
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Declared by A B C on Friday, October 29, 2010
FC Porto: Leaked Phone Taps Proof in Major Corruption Scandal
http://www.youtube.com/user/tripulha
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 21, 2010
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Stop suicide bombing
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Declared by Chris on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
It is a centuries-old Islamic tradition to engage in debate, tolerate criticism and hear the critiques of others. But insults against Islam, such as those in the recent film and cartoons, are unacceptable prov
ocations that cross a red line that no Muslim or decent human being would ever accept. As such we...
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Declared by Muslim on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Why the fuck do you have to chew that fucking gum so loudly --- it is just a small strip of gum .... why the fucking mutiny mother fucker ???
and why do people have to chew so loudly and smack their fucking lips and bang the cutlery on the plate like fucking retards ........
I hate those fucking assholes...
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Declared by Misophonia on Wednesday, July 9, 2014
You backstabbing, sweet-talking, malicious BITCH
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
We need to eradicate them NOW!
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Declared by sex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
crappy world, so global and lazy
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Declared by rgerg on Monday, March 8, 2010
You took my f*ing kidney! >(
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Declared by Charlie on Monday, December 10, 2007