Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDamn you, you selfish son of a bitch! I have to go to a library that's just 5 damn minutes away from our field station, but I can't get dropped off because you are fucking one of their volunteers as I fucking type this!! You rode her last night, fine! It didn't interfere with my schedule, but damn it man!...
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Declared by Pissed off! on Tuesday, July 3, 2012
I hereby declare that all the kurdish terrorists in the world must be eradicated! Those sodomized kurdish people have been attacking on Turkey for over 25 years killing almost 30.000 innocents! They killed us 30.000 times but the rest of the world do still support them and call them as "freedomfighters" and...
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Declared by whocares on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
You fecking shit! I can't live without you and I can't live with you. This headache you are causing me when I am out of you, is bloody insane. Damn you!
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Declared by Jeppe on Sunday, October 7, 2007
This guy or "KUT!" shouldn't be alive!
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Declared by Some guy with pants down on Thursday, November 15, 2007
Since we are soon only gonna be able to feed about 2 billion people (peak oil => less fertilizers => agricultural productivity going down the drain). I propose a Jihad on everybody who is just plain useles and has contributed to the desaster by: ignorance, denial, hatred, religious belief, cynism.
Once...
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Declared by Who cares on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Bloody english team
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
We will declare war on every nation in the planet until they agree we are the only nation eligible to have a nuclear bomb. Peace
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Declared by Malvin on Monday, October 8, 2007
Is it really still necessary.. !sigh,groaning,
Its 2009, Evolve allready!
"USB oxygen?" pleease
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Declared by lazyBitch 2000 on Saturday, March 21, 2009
Sort my life out! Live for today and stop fucking worrying! A man who never never mistakes makes nothing.
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Declared by That James person on Friday, March 1, 2013
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
why do some people get so much while others have nothing?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Stop suicide bombing
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Declared by Chris on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Infidel! Jihad is upon you!! May you be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels! God-willing. Enchilada.
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Declared by Muhamedhomo on Monday, October 8, 2007
Seventywane, ton département est une terre de viandards. Viens pas piquer les oies des honnêtes gars d'ch'nord !!!
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Declared by Juste derrière on Monday, October 8, 2007
crappy world, so global and lazy
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Declared by rgerg on Monday, March 8, 2010
The flying spaghetti monster is a lie. Linguini rules!
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Declared by Bradilio on Sunday, October 14, 2007
Why can't they start sucking in July? I mean how distressing is it to watch them play well through September, and then systematically fold in October? My expectations constantly get set too high by this team. Why can't they simply suck all the time? Stop breaking our hearts, lose all the time, not just...
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Declared by Cubs Fan on Monday, October 8, 2007
Merr. JIHAD ON YOU! Allahu Akbar!
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Declared by Abdullah Hazim Smith on Thursday, September 24, 2009