Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMerr. JIHAD ON YOU! Allahu Akbar!
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Declared by Abdullah Hazim Smith on Thursday, September 24, 2009
Contrary to your opinion Czech republic is not situated in Germany or Switzerland.
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Declared by Abdul Hassan on Saturday, November 3, 2007
why do some people get so much while others have nothing?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
I'll kill you.
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Declared by Aju on Wednesday, October 17, 2012
FUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
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Declared by CEO IM RICH on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Why can't they start sucking in July? I mean how distressing is it to watch them play well through September, and then systematically fold in October? My expectations constantly get set too high by this team. Why can't they simply suck all the time? Stop breaking our hearts, lose all the time, not just...
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Declared by Cubs Fan on Monday, October 8, 2007
OK, we've had it, we've tolerated enough stupidity already.
It is time to remove all safety labels, all safeguards, all barriers and all caution warnings off everything. We declare Jihad on every stupid person on this planet, and may Our Lady of Discord sort THEM all out.
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Declared by Apoplexia Complexis Befuddle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Julius Evola was, if you ignore his insane racist bullshit about aryans with semi-solid bones and his inexplicabel sexism, pretty much right about how much the modern world screws us all over.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
ummmmm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
All glory and praise to the brunettes, proven time and time again to be genetically superior.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 25, 2009
Do i really need to say it??
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Jihad on you, you murdering banana slammer!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 7, 2011
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Aids sick dog!
you son of a Filthy piece of rotten Pork.
what you did was reprehensible. a shit pig like you is truly unpure.
Shoes shall be thrown at you and your all you can eat is pork,thats right you little filthy Pig whore.
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Declared by dutchfree on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Since we are soon only gonna be able to feed about 2 billion people (peak oil => less fertilizers => agricultural productivity going down the drain). I propose a Jihad on everybody who is just plain useles and has contributed to the desaster by: ignorance, denial, hatred, religious belief, cynism.
Once...
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Declared by Who cares on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare a Jihad on the world. Fuck the lot of you eh!
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Declared by Bill Gates on Monday, October 8, 2007
YOU'RE THE CAUSE FOR ALL THE WARS!!!, DIE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
You cut people up. You habitually break the speed limit. You think you're so clever when it's just luck that keeps you from killing someone. You haven't seen the kid knocked off his bicycle and killed by some idiot doing 50 in a 30 zone. You do just whatever pleases you because you can't be bothered to take...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For your s#%t referring decisions which caused the All Blacks to loose to France in the Rugby World cup and end our chances of bringing the cup back to its rightful home!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007