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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy can't they start sucking in July? I mean how distressing is it to watch them play well through September, and then systematically fold in October? My expectations constantly get set too high by this team. Why can't they simply suck all the time? Stop breaking our hearts, lose all the time, not just...
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Declared by Cubs Fan on Monday, October 8, 2007
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
BANG BANG KILL KILL. Ich bin very smart. Damn good job all of me's. Operation Plane Stupid is in very effective, is in effect. Hail Hisajekillyahweh. 9/11 getz me wet.
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Declared by Ice Cream bitch Neat nigger on Monday, December 9, 2013
You have disgraced the Islamic faith and the Muslim people for the last time!
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Declared by Al Zawahiri on Saturday, July 2, 2011
Contrary to your opinion Czech republic is not situated in Germany or Switzerland.
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Declared by Abdul Hassan on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Is it really still necessary.. !sigh,groaning,
Its 2009, Evolve allready!
"USB oxygen?" pleease
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Declared by lazyBitch 2000 on Saturday, March 21, 2009
I'll kill you.
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Declared by Aju on Wednesday, October 17, 2012
ummmmm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
why do some people get so much while others have nothing?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
All glory and praise to the brunettes, proven time and time again to be genetically superior.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 25, 2009
OK, we've had it, we've tolerated enough stupidity already.
It is time to remove all safety labels, all safeguards, all barriers and all caution warnings off everything. We declare Jihad on every stupid person on this planet, and may Our Lady of Discord sort THEM all out.
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Declared by Apoplexia Complexis Befuddle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I declare a Jihad on the world. Fuck the lot of you eh!
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Declared by Bill Gates on Monday, October 8, 2007
For your s#%t referring decisions which caused the All Blacks to loose to France in the Rugby World cup and end our chances of bringing the cup back to its rightful home!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
FUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
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Declared by CEO IM RICH on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Aids sick dog!
you son of a Filthy piece of rotten Pork.
what you did was reprehensible. a shit pig like you is truly unpure.
Shoes shall be thrown at you and your all you can eat is pork,thats right you little filthy Pig whore.
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Declared by dutchfree on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Do i really need to say it??
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Jihad on you, you murdering banana slammer!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 7, 2011
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007