Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoOk, I love the taste of a lot of starbucks' shit, but they brag about saving 70,000 trees as a result of using 10% recycled. Okay, I can do math shitheads in the corporate braggery department! That means that for the other 90% that wasn't recycled you killed 630,000 trees. That's bad! I don't care who ya...
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Declared by Wired non-starbucks coffee drinking on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Contrary to your opinion Czech republic is not situated in Germany or Switzerland.
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Declared by Abdul Hassan on Saturday, November 3, 2007
You have disgraced the Islamic faith and the Muslim people for the last time!
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Declared by Al Zawahiri on Saturday, July 2, 2011
why do some people get so much while others have nothing?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
FUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
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Declared by CEO IM RICH on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Why can't they start sucking in July? I mean how distressing is it to watch them play well through September, and then systematically fold in October? My expectations constantly get set too high by this team. Why can't they simply suck all the time? Stop breaking our hearts, lose all the time, not just...
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Declared by Cubs Fan on Monday, October 8, 2007
OK, we've had it, we've tolerated enough stupidity already.
It is time to remove all safety labels, all safeguards, all barriers and all caution warnings off everything. We declare Jihad on every stupid person on this planet, and may Our Lady of Discord sort THEM all out.
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Declared by Apoplexia Complexis Befuddle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Julius Evola was, if you ignore his insane racist bullshit about aryans with semi-solid bones and his inexplicabel sexism, pretty much right about how much the modern world screws us all over.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I'll kill you.
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Declared by Aju on Wednesday, October 17, 2012
ummmmm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You cut people up. You habitually break the speed limit. You think you're so clever when it's just luck that keeps you from killing someone. You haven't seen the kid knocked off his bicycle and killed by some idiot doing 50 in a 30 zone. You do just whatever pleases you because you can't be bothered to take...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
All glory and praise to the brunettes, proven time and time again to be genetically superior.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 25, 2009
Aids sick dog!
you son of a Filthy piece of rotten Pork.
what you did was reprehensible. a shit pig like you is truly unpure.
Shoes shall be thrown at you and your all you can eat is pork,thats right you little filthy Pig whore.
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Declared by dutchfree on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Jihad on you, you murdering banana slammer!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 7, 2011
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Do i really need to say it??
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
YOU'RE THE CAUSE FOR ALL THE WARS!!!, DIE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
You took my f*ing kidney! >(
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Declared by Charlie on Monday, December 10, 2007
I declare a Jihad on the world. Fuck the lot of you eh!
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Declared by Bill Gates on Monday, October 8, 2007
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012