Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe ones who are just trying to make the money and stay out of turf and business violence, more power to you. But the ones who are retaliating and keeping a high profile, I wish the wrath for you. It seems as if Mexico is taking a lesson from the good ole '71 Nixon administration. Obama may never use the...
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Declared by J Cannabis on Sunday, September 12, 2010
they said that there were no aliens....now we see them experimenting on them and using their technology to strenthen their defence.......they should be blasted out into space...those green suited rascals!!!!!
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Declared by brrrrrrrrrravo on Monday, November 12, 2007
I like the good things in life but the good thing in life are hard to find, so now I have to find my new good thing that will do my work. You don’t actually expect for me to work, I might break a nail.
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Declared by Your one and only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
You are all losers and part of a dying race. And I'm a White Girl saying that. SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RACIST FUCKS!
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Declared by ToughChick on Saturday, May 26, 2012
I was just a boy when the infidels came into my village in their Black Hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fire...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
For being a complete assfart penis.
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
I declare a Jihad on the world. Fuck the lot of you eh!
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Declared by Bill Gates on Monday, October 8, 2007
You cut people up. You habitually break the speed limit. You think you're so clever when it's just luck that keeps you from killing someone. You haven't seen the kid knocked off his bicycle and killed by some idiot doing 50 in a 30 zone. You do just whatever pleases you because you can't be bothered to take...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
The flying spaghetti monster is a lie. Linguini rules!
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Declared by Bradilio on Sunday, October 14, 2007
Most people are so stupid, smart people would do fine without you stupids. Build yourselves some rockets and go live on the sun you resource wasting, fuzzy animal killing buttheads.
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Declared by Detrus on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Learn to shut your FUCKING MOUTH! The truth is that over here one advertisment does NOT represent a whole country.
Want something to whinge about? Whinge about the amount of crap on T.V. now. Go fuck yourselves, assholes.
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Declared by Not So Racist Australian on Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Drunks are the biggest infidels there are. With nothing else to find to do with their sorry little lives they drink themselves stupid and with their loud voices tell everyone what they think is wrong with everything. Sober up you sluts and stop finding fault with everyone else and fix your own selves before...
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Declared by Annie on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Hey man, I know you and I have had our differences but lately you've been real low key, knowwhatImean? Well the problem is I cain't be the strong leader of the free world unless I've got some whack-job to point the finger at. Without you on the scene denying the existence of the Holocaust and threatening to...
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Declared by W on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I see you standing there. Watching with that smug expression of indifference, thinking that 5 billion years of existence somehow makes you special - like that counts for anything.
I think it's time you faced the reality that you're rather screwed up. The only offspring you've successfully produced are...
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Declared by Theo on Monday, October 8, 2007
YOU'RE THE CAUSE FOR ALL THE WARS!!!, DIE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007
You fucking coward, how can you turn a gun on a bunch of little kids. You're going to double hell with gasoline drawers on you pussy. Now we're going to hear all about your depression and the pain you must have been in. Fuck that, you're just a bitch ass pussy boy who probably spent his entire life in fear...
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Declared by deth on Friday, December 14, 2012
You bugger. Just because you are popular with the women .... you think you are smart ...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
To the asshole giving us the burning sun, may the devil himself shove your head up your ass while your cock is slammed with a huge sledge hammer and roasted with that stupid fireball in the sky at 1000*C.
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Declared by Dr. Ivana Kutckakokoff on Saturday, December 26, 2009