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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoAll glory and praise to the brunettes, proven time and time again to be genetically superior.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 25, 2009
Do i really need to say it??
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Most people are so stupid, smart people would do fine without you stupids. Build yourselves some rockets and go live on the sun you resource wasting, fuzzy animal killing buttheads.
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Declared by Detrus on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You fuckers are playing supreme being when we can utilize the sun, wind and water as safe energy resources. You motherfuckers should dismantle all nuclear power plants worldwide and adopt this technology. Fucking idiots.
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Declared by The Dizzle on Monday, March 21, 2011
You have disgraced the Islamic faith and the Muslim people for the last time!
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Declared by Al Zawahiri on Saturday, July 2, 2011
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
they said that there were no aliens....now we see them experimenting on them and using their technology to strenthen their defence.......they should be blasted out into space...those green suited rascals!!!!!
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Declared by brrrrrrrrrravo on Monday, November 12, 2007
I was just a boy when the infidels came into my village in their Black Hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fire...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
To the asshole giving us the burning sun, may the devil himself shove your head up your ass while your cock is slammed with a huge sledge hammer and roasted with that stupid fireball in the sky at 1000*C.
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Declared by Dr. Ivana Kutckakokoff on Saturday, December 26, 2009
You're on TV fuckin' all the time!!! Everytime I open Tv it's israel did this, they did that...wah wah wah
I want some fuckin' peace....I don want CNN n BBC going batshiat insane all the time....
So stop whatever ur doing...enough of friggin wars all the time
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Declared by sdg on Sunday, April 4, 2010
The ones who are just trying to make the money and stay out of turf and business violence, more power to you. But the ones who are retaliating and keeping a high profile, I wish the wrath for you. It seems as if Mexico is taking a lesson from the good ole '71 Nixon administration. Obama may never use the...
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Declared by J Cannabis on Sunday, September 12, 2010
I see you standing there. Watching with that smug expression of indifference, thinking that 5 billion years of existence somehow makes you special - like that counts for anything.
I think it's time you faced the reality that you're rather screwed up. The only offspring you've successfully produced are...
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Declared by Theo on Monday, October 8, 2007
we jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Why the hell is my life so awesome. I cant complain about it because I am so "fortunate". Hell. Screw me.
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Declared by Your Neighborhood Rich Dick on Friday, May 20, 2011
Drunks are the biggest infidels there are. With nothing else to find to do with their sorry little lives they drink themselves stupid and with their loud voices tell everyone what they think is wrong with everything. Sober up you sluts and stop finding fault with everyone else and fix your own selves before...
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Declared by Annie on Thursday, December 20, 2012
I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING I'M 14 AND THIS SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW I'M DONE IF ONE MORE FUCKING THING GOES WRONG TONIGHT I'M HONESTLY COMMITTING SUICDE.
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Declared by EMILY UGH on Friday, September 6, 2013
For being a complete assfart penis.
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Learn to shut your FUCKING MOUTH! The truth is that over here one advertisment does NOT represent a whole country.
Want something to whinge about? Whinge about the amount of crap on T.V. now. Go fuck yourselves, assholes.
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Declared by Not So Racist Australian on Wednesday, January 6, 2010
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007