Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING I'M 14 AND THIS SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW I'M DONE IF ONE MORE FUCKING THING GOES WRONG TONIGHT I'M HONESTLY COMMITTING SUICDE.
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Declared by EMILY UGH on Friday, September 6, 2013
To the asshole giving us the burning sun, may the devil himself shove your head up your ass while your cock is slammed with a huge sledge hammer and roasted with that stupid fireball in the sky at 1000*C.
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Declared by Dr. Ivana Kutckakokoff on Saturday, December 26, 2009
we jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Typhoon Krosa in Taiwan has gone too far!!!
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Declared by Peter van het Kinderziekenhuis on Sunday, October 7, 2007
you are dishonourable you must stop war on ıraq and dont support PKK....
I LOVE TURKEYY
One Turk Against The World...
and I'm Turkish....
NE MUTLU TÜRKÜM DİYENE...
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Declared by Türk Oğlu Türk on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Designons ensemble le monde nano de demain...
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Declared by Pinch on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Drivers incapable of merging in traffic! The idea is not to stop and come to a standstill
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Declared by Sam on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You bugger. Just because you are popular with the women .... you think you are smart ...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
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Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007
I declare war on you, fucking rat bastard fuck pissers! You kill every lucid dream I have by buzzing around my ears, and make me scratch my legs like a dog with mother fucking fleas because you bite me there, AND NOW WHAT YOU TINY PIECES OF SHIT! YOU'RE CARRYING DENGUE FEVER ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOTHER...
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Declared by Insects are Bitches on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
To all the people of the world that live to be offended, and to seek redress or revenge for that perceived offense, I declare jihad on you. Try dealing with yourself before you go unilaterally clean up the world and remake it in your own image. Give it a rest.
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Declared by Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You have plotted jihad many, many times around this world. At the Virgin Lounge in London Airport. In Berlin. In Southeast Asia.
Jihad is your name.
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Declared by Agent Longden on Monday, October 8, 2007
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007
You have defied me for the last time . AHHHHHHHH
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Declared by harley on Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Hey man, I know you and I have had our differences but lately you've been real low key, knowwhatImean? Well the problem is I cain't be the strong leader of the free world unless I've got some whack-job to point the finger at. Without you on the scene denying the existence of the Holocaust and threatening to...
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Declared by W on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I like the good things in life but the good thing in life are hard to find, so now I have to find my new good thing that will do my work. You don’t actually expect for me to work, I might break a nail.
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Declared by Your one and only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
Golf? GOLF!? What kindda sport is that, mann?! I mean.. is it actually a sport?
It CANT be.. It cant be considered a sport when i takes longer time doing exercises to warm up for the game, than actually playing the (sport) golf itself?
Really people.. Yeah you people that play golf! Seriously.. fair...
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Declared by I LIKE SLEEP on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Celebrities are stupid, uneducated, and immoral. They are not my role models. Only stupid people think they are and are incredibly pathetic. Go worship a cock statue. It will give you just as much pleasure.
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Declared by betterthanyou on Monday, November 30, 2009
you are a fucking douche
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Declared by pretty on Wednesday, May 25, 2011
You will die a painful death at the hands of all muslims
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Declared by Dylan Bellman on Friday, June 25, 2010