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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTo the asshole giving us the burning sun, may the devil himself shove your head up your ass while your cock is slammed with a huge sledge hammer and roasted with that stupid fireball in the sky at 1000*C.
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Declared by Dr. Ivana Kutckakokoff on Saturday, December 26, 2009
You fuckers are playing supreme being when we can utilize the sun, wind and water as safe energy resources. You motherfuckers should dismantle all nuclear power plants worldwide and adopt this technology. Fucking idiots.
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Declared by The Dizzle on Monday, March 21, 2011
I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING I'M 14 AND THIS SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW I'M DONE IF ONE MORE FUCKING THING GOES WRONG TONIGHT I'M HONESTLY COMMITTING SUICDE.
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Declared by EMILY UGH on Friday, September 6, 2013
Since we are soon only gonna be able to feed about 2 billion people (peak oil => less fertilizers => agricultural productivity going down the drain). I propose a Jihad on everybody who is just plain useles and has contributed to the desaster by: ignorance, denial, hatred, religious belief, cynism.
Once...
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Declared by Who cares on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
we jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Hey man, I know you and I have had our differences but lately you've been real low key, knowwhatImean? Well the problem is I cain't be the strong leader of the free world unless I've got some whack-job to point the finger at. Without you on the scene denying the existence of the Holocaust and threatening to...
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Declared by W on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Drivers incapable of merging in traffic! The idea is not to stop and come to a standstill
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Declared by Sam on Sunday, October 7, 2007
U r an asshole
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Declared by Pramod on Monday, November 28, 2011
you are dishonourable you must stop war on ıraq and dont support PKK....
I LOVE TURKEYY
One Turk Against The World...
and I'm Turkish....
NE MUTLU TÜRKÜM DİYENE...
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Declared by Türk Oğlu Türk on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
A jihad on you, antichrist! I know you're out there, plotting your world domination. Maybe you're just a tiny baby right now - who knows? If you are, you better hope I don't find out about it. I'll punch your wee face like nobody's watching. Watch your back, antichrist! I'm coming after you!
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Declared by Carlos on Thursday, September 13, 2007
You have plotted jihad many, many times around this world. At the Virgin Lounge in London Airport. In Berlin. In Southeast Asia.
Jihad is your name.
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Declared by Agent Longden on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare war on you, fucking rat bastard fuck pissers! You kill every lucid dream I have by buzzing around my ears, and make me scratch my legs like a dog with mother fucking fleas because you bite me there, AND NOW WHAT YOU TINY PIECES OF SHIT! YOU'RE CARRYING DENGUE FEVER ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOTHER...
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Declared by Insects are Bitches on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Golf? GOLF!? What kindda sport is that, mann?! I mean.. is it actually a sport?
It CANT be.. It cant be considered a sport when i takes longer time doing exercises to warm up for the game, than actually playing the (sport) golf itself?
Really people.. Yeah you people that play golf! Seriously.. fair...
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Declared by I LIKE SLEEP on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Typhoon Krosa in Taiwan has gone too far!!!
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Declared by Peter van het Kinderziekenhuis on Sunday, October 7, 2007
To all the people of the world that live to be offended, and to seek redress or revenge for that perceived offense, I declare jihad on you. Try dealing with yourself before you go unilaterally clean up the world and remake it in your own image. Give it a rest.
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Declared by Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Fuck the media!! They ruin peoples lives!!! they can trip over a fucking pebble
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Declared by mofo37 on Monday, August 3, 2009
stop raining man!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 13, 2008
Karlo Zanki will be buffed out permanently
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Declared by Smitty Yagermanjenson on Monday, March 12, 2012
Just coz we don't eat meat doesn't mean we placid you who decide to eat meat Shall feel the Wrath of the Holy One JIHAAAD!
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Declared by ChickPea on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
I am delcaring a Jihad on the people who took Myra's CP and Wallet
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 25, 2008