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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTo the asshole giving us the burning sun, may the devil himself shove your head up your ass while your cock is slammed with a huge sledge hammer and roasted with that stupid fireball in the sky at 1000*C.
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Declared by Dr. Ivana Kutckakokoff on Saturday, December 26, 2009
The ones who are just trying to make the money and stay out of turf and business violence, more power to you. But the ones who are retaliating and keeping a high profile, I wish the wrath for you. It seems as if Mexico is taking a lesson from the good ole '71 Nixon administration. Obama may never use the...
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Declared by J Cannabis on Sunday, September 12, 2010
we jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Poor, poor Ronnie Radner and Joe Ellen Not for trying to make me look like.... whatever! Good luck to you gals, i used to think you both had a rational brain and then I am informed by a friend that you made crap up about me. I hope it made you feel better. ;)
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Designons ensemble le monde nano de demain...
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Declared by Pinch on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Learn to shut your FUCKING MOUTH! The truth is that over here one advertisment does NOT represent a whole country.
Want something to whinge about? Whinge about the amount of crap on T.V. now. Go fuck yourselves, assholes.
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Declared by Not So Racist Australian on Wednesday, January 6, 2010
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Just coz we don't eat meat doesn't mean we placid you who decide to eat meat Shall feel the Wrath of the Holy One JIHAAAD!
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Declared by ChickPea on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
You have plotted jihad many, many times around this world. At the Virgin Lounge in London Airport. In Berlin. In Southeast Asia.
Jihad is your name.
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Declared by Agent Longden on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have defied me for the last time . AHHHHHHHH
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Declared by harley on Wednesday, July 30, 2008
You bugger. Just because you are popular with the women .... you think you are smart ...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I like the good things in life but the good thing in life are hard to find, so now I have to find my new good thing that will do my work. You don’t actually expect for me to work, I might break a nail.
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Declared by Your one and only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007
Hey man, I know you and I have had our differences but lately you've been real low key, knowwhatImean? Well the problem is I cain't be the strong leader of the free world unless I've got some whack-job to point the finger at. Without you on the scene denying the existence of the Holocaust and threatening to...
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Declared by W on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Golf? GOLF!? What kindda sport is that, mann?! I mean.. is it actually a sport?
It CANT be.. It cant be considered a sport when i takes longer time doing exercises to warm up for the game, than actually playing the (sport) golf itself?
Really people.. Yeah you people that play golf! Seriously.. fair...
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Declared by I LIKE SLEEP on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Karlo Zanki will be buffed out permanently
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Declared by Smitty Yagermanjenson on Monday, March 12, 2012
Fuck the media!! They ruin peoples lives!!! they can trip over a fucking pebble
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Declared by mofo37 on Monday, August 3, 2009
To all the people of the world that live to be offended, and to seek redress or revenge for that perceived offense, I declare jihad on you. Try dealing with yourself before you go unilaterally clean up the world and remake it in your own image. Give it a rest.
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Declared by Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I am delcaring a Jihad on the people who took Myra's CP and Wallet
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 25, 2008