Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're a lying cheat, a big fake, and your entire religion is based off bullshit.
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Declared by Jesus on Monday, October 8, 2007
Those pigs in the higher echelons of the American military-indutstrial complex who have taken over this country, making us believe that we live in a democracy, when in fact they constantly do shit that the majority of people do not support. You pigs support right-wing dictators while talking shit about...
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Declared by Che on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010
Smell my ass.
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Declared by Smellmyass on Wednesday, January 30, 2013
i hope you burn in hell for making me live in it. i hope you realise someday that taking away my life is not going to make yours any better. i hope you die so i can live without you controlling every fucking aspect of my life. i hope you realise that the year's worth of self harm on my arms is not "the cat."...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Fuck Microsoft Internet Explorer !
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Declared by Hadrien on Monday, October 8, 2007
what do you think 2 much of yourself ha?? shut up your'e a dog a loser, nothing else may u burn up in hell!!
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Declared by evil guy on Friday, December 7, 2007
I know it's probably not the dog's fault that its owners trained it to be violent. It's also not the dog's fault that they decided to have such a dangerous animal in a neighborhood full of kids.
In fact, none of it is the dog's fault, but a jihad is the least I could do after I found my cat in pieces on...
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Declared by Tracy on Friday, March 14, 2008
Sperm donor that is what I call u cause that is basically all u have ever done for your kids. U selfish bastard stealing ur kids savings and mine putting me ur 18month old and 8 months pregnant out on the streets taking all the money I have ever saved plus my credit. U will pay for this.
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Declared by Single angry mother on Tuesday, September 6, 2016
BECUASE YOU SMELL BAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007
Connecticut is a loser social-climber state. It wants to be all cool by being in all of the elite groups. "Look at me! I'm Connecticut! I'm in New England AND the Tri-State region! I route for the Red Sox and New England Patriots AND the New York Jets and Yankees! I'm special because I have no unique...
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Declared by A Proud Bostonian on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
bitch ass sayin u asexual u don't know what the fuck it even means u fake u fake as fuck
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Declared by furious gay on Thursday, September 29, 2016
When the Nobel Institute gave the prize to Yasser Arafat and others I had to roll my eyes as their 'efforts towards peace' were pretty laughable, but at least it was about peace.
Last year it was microcredit, worthy of an award, but nothing to do with peace.
Now it's Al Gore and a nameless panel on...
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Declared by Alf on Friday, October 12, 2007
Stop eating with your mouth open I can see it and most irritatingly am drowned in the sound of your squelchy chomping. Are you a baffoon? Stop it!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
Who insist on honking their horns every 2 seconds when traffic is not moving fast enough. It is annoying, loud enough for me to hear 21 floors up and break my concentration and irriate the SHIT out of me and pointless. Honking your horn is NOT gonna make traffic move any faster, so esentially all you are...
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Declared by LinZ on Thursday, November 8, 2007
Bring back the Simpsons, you fuckers! OMG I can't believe you canceled the Simpsons just to show Friends!!! I don't even like that fucking show.
BRING BACK THE SIMPSONS!!!
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Declared by Simpsons Watcher on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Nope. I still hate K. Really dont like that person!!
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Declared by rwerwe on Monday, July 11, 2011
What annoys me is when someone has been gossiping about me. It really annoys me alot!! Esp when it comes back into my ears. Why would you talk about me? Something that I know I will react to. I dont talk about other people usually. But I will react when I find out someone's been gossiping about me!!
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Declared by dfgdfg on Thursday, July 14, 2011
Well, it's the weekend, so I suppose the loser who's been stalking me will bombard me with his creepy-ass text messages, even though I've told him to stop bothering me. You'd have to be a loser to stalk someone who doesn't want you. What a sap. Stalkers are losers.
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Declared by anon. on Friday, July 17, 2015
why did i do it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013