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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis girl hasn't noticed me in two years despite all my efforts to be nice to her so you know what, fuck her!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 7, 2017
Våga in slava o martyra sent idag med!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Ich hasse ihn weil er so einen scheis an Unterricht macht und nicht mal Proben schreiben kann.
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Declared by Michael on Monday, October 22, 2007
Who insist on honking their horns every 2 seconds when traffic is not moving fast enough. It is annoying, loud enough for me to hear 21 floors up and break my concentration and irriate the SHIT out of me and pointless. Honking your horn is NOT gonna make traffic move any faster, so esentially all you are...
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Declared by LinZ on Thursday, November 8, 2007
AAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE aaaargggghhhh i hate my life hate hate fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh die die die die die die die die bith bitch i hate my life...
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Declared by AYush on Monday, September 17, 2012
Something that kind of makes me laugh now. In primary school, I was "friends" with someone. I used to see her seven days a week. We lived on the same street, same nationality, went to the same primary school and went to the same church. I ended up doing really well during primary school and she got jealous....
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Declared by gdfgd on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
I have been patient with you long enough. You can fix the air vents, the fire alarms, and the carpet when I move out. Today, I am warning you, stay the hell out of my room! That skull is on the doorknob for a reason! Your time would be better spent fixing the damn internet!
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Declared by Territorial Evil Bitch on Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Fucking bitch fucker suck a dick suck a fucking fuck bitch actual ass sucking fuck fuck fuck. Making me waste an entire fucking hour on the fucking computer fucking answering retarded-ass questions that have no correlation to taking your shit ass fucking test, and then when I'm finally finished it doesn't...
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Declared by fuck on Thursday, February 19, 2015
YEAH FUCK U
JUST COS IM A GIRL DOESNT MEAN I CANT PLAY FOOTBALL
IM WIDE FUCKING OPEN SO PASS ME THE BALL
IVE CALLED FOR IT SO MANY TIMES
EVERYONE IS FUCKING MARKED
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY PLEASE I GO TO TRAINING MORE THAN YOU DO AND I PLAY BETTER THAN YOU DO SO PASS ME THE FUCKING BALL FOR ONCE AND MAYBE WE...
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Declared by ANNOYED AS SHIT EMMA on Tuesday, July 25, 2017
Hey pointy haired boss man. Get an original idea, make a plan, stick with it. You're driving us insane and this division to the ground!
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Declared by Any of his employee's on Monday, October 8, 2007
TELL ME MORE ABOUT SCHOOL ALA AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by The Oppresorator on Monday, October 8, 2007
Cuz if you have lived a summer in Phx, AZ you would gripe about this too!
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Declared by Irish on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on mylifeisdesi.com
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Declared by DotBuster on Saturday, July 11, 2009
My kitchen is horrible, impractical & about ready to collapse!!!
As a last resort I have entered it into a competition to win a brand new kitchen. Please have a look at photos of my kitchen disaster on the link below & if you agree that its pretty nasty, then please put in a vote for how much "my kitchen...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 1, 2010
I hate you. We have been roommates for over a year, and I have only heard you take a shower 3 times. YOU STINK, INFIDEL! You throw your sweaty clothes in the dryer like that's going to make them clean, but it just makes the dryer smell like your B.O.! You are stupid, lazy, ignorant, repulsive, and not to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
uuuggghhhh
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Declared by alan on Sunday, April 20, 2014
Last night, a creepy, Charles Manson guy (Google him, if you've never heard the name Charles Manson - although you'd be horribly uneducated and stupidly ignorant if you've never heard of the Charles Manson Family in Los Angeles in the year 1969) and his fat, ugly Mexican reject, overweight (disgusting)...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 19, 2016
This is hilariously funny: neighbors who enjoy being loud, deliberately disrupting other people on your block with excessively loud music, etc., had been sexually raped when they were kids. Very funny.
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, April 8, 2017
Dumme Hure
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Declared by Sven on Monday, October 22, 2007
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010