Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe hell with interviewers who think I am inferior just because I was fired from my last job. What the hell is this? What the hell have I done to deserve it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
WHY YOU DO THIS
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
Nope. I still hate K. Really dont like that person!!
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Declared by rwerwe on Monday, July 11, 2011
who do you think you are
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Fuck you, you fucking fuck. You treated me like shit, and then when you left me, your last words were "I'll miss you, but not the way you treated me" like I abused you! GO FUCK YOURSELF. After two years of dating, you wouldn't even fucking kiss me on the lips because you wanted to save your kiss for someone...
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Declared by Jay on Monday, April 27, 2015
I declare a motherfucking jihad on you and your family. You are worthless piece of cowshit and it's not over yet.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
You're a lying cheat, a big fake, and your entire religion is based off bullshit.
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Declared by Jesus on Monday, October 8, 2007
Seriously, it all sucks, and then when you point this out aggrieved little whiny bastards who stake their entire identity on what is spoonfed to them by big business feel hurt for some stupid reason and start calling you an "elitist."
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Declared by Gregor Samsa on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Bring back the Simpsons, you fuckers! OMG I can't believe you canceled the Simpsons just to show Friends!!! I don't even like that fucking show.
BRING BACK THE SIMPSONS!!!
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Declared by Simpsons Watcher on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Fascist Islam, Radical Muslims, and Terrorists - jihad on you and taste the shit you've been giving everyone else.
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Declared by USA on Tuesday, June 17, 2008
I declare a Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Becker on Monday, June 25, 2012
You're tech is shit, you fucked up youtube, you stalk us for fucking ads, and google, just an all around bull shit company. Have a chromebook, lost all of my fucking work. "we automatically save" FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Declared by I hate everything on Sunday, August 10, 2014
You have made my life a living hell and you blame ME? What goes around, comes around. ED, yr ass wiper, your health, your job, your kid.....it's payback time. Carry on blaming me you perfect piece of shit. IDGAF. What you hate YOU created, not me. Go bully someone else you abusive animal. My time is NOW.
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Declared by The "Wrong" One on Friday, November 6, 2015
Seriously? Is it that hard to reach out with your grubby fingers and hold down the Shift key for half a second? And what's with the completely random punctuation? Aren't you kids supposed to be getting an education? A jihad on you all for making my beautiful website look like an AOL chatroom.
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Declared by Skully on Monday, September 10, 2007
Stop eating with your mouth open I can see it and most irritatingly am drowned in the sound of your squelchy chomping. Are you a baffoon? Stop it!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
I'm sick and tired of getting those calls for people looking for Daniel, when there's no fucking Daniel in this number.
Wrong number!!! How many times will I have to tell you that?
I hope the one to whom I said yesterday that I'm fed up with people looking for Daniel will read this.
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Declared by A Phone Owner on Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Die, niggers, DIE!!!!
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Declared by PE on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare jihad on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Stay in jail forever. Nothing that happens to you is my problem. I won't be sorry if you miss your son's circumcision.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
Who insist on honking their horns every 2 seconds when traffic is not moving fast enough. It is annoying, loud enough for me to hear 21 floors up and break my concentration and irriate the SHIT out of me and pointless. Honking your horn is NOT gonna make traffic move any faster, so esentially all you are...
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Declared by LinZ on Thursday, November 8, 2007