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Declared by un trecator on Sunday, August 15, 2010
I cant help if it people get on my nerves!! All she does is gossip about me. What have I ever done to her? I found out that she was gossiping about me to everyone. Do I sit there and think I deserve it? Have I ever even spoken to her in my life? Like I said, I wont start something but I will react!
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Declared by sdfsdf on Sunday, July 17, 2011
Like, what ever happened to that dude?
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Declared by cooterbear on Sunday, May 18, 2014
Oh, come on! She's an airhead and a total nitwit with no brains, because she posted a ridiculous video on her social media page about some pretentious, pompous British guy saying that his little six year-old daughter gave an hour-long lecture about "smashing the patriarchy" and some other trash about how...
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Declared by No PC trash on Monday, September 4, 2017
You fucking psychopaths. May both of you live a miserable life, and die a prolonged, relentlessly agonizing death
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
those tongue-workers who have difficulty correctly writing a document from one language they command proficiently, to their own native tongue, and then they take up their friends' valuable leisure time to finish their own work, without any financial recompense, or leveraging of their financial assets for...
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Declared by abu wakbar al-jihadi make my sandwich with salami on Friday, November 9, 2007
Get your shit together and watch burn notice AND get ready for when i get back!
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Declared by ;) on Thursday, July 17, 2008
Well, you had me convinced that you weren't anything like all those other girls but you proved me wrong. Guess I get why you broke up with me... because you wanted to go whore around. Fucking dumb bitch, you're just like the rest but fucking worse because you let go of everything you stood so strongly about....
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Declared by Him. on Monday, July 4, 2011
May your waters be muddied, your forests destroyed and your humans be stupid forever. If you don't like that, then don't make it so damn cold in Australia in July each year!
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Declared by Hu Man on Sunday, July 10, 2016
FUCK IT!
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Declared by Hades on Wednesday, November 10, 2010
I hate my parents. they are pathetic low lives who think that their feelings are the only ones that matter. They do not respect my privacy. They do not respect my opinions. They do not respect my tastes. they do not respect that i am a human being separate from the crazy shit that goes on in their heads. I...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
Horrible gay guy, in his early forties, on the Metro Redline subway in Los Angeles with two dogs (non- service animals not allowed, sorry) - one a fairly large Chihuahua mix, and the other a white Pit Bull mix - who was screaming and yelling that he didn't want me to pet his dogs because I'm a woman. He...
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Declared by anon. lady on Sunday, January 8, 2017
Hey man. Wassup. It's me, Faisal. I'm dying. On the inside, then slowly it'll spread to the outside as well. Apathy it seems. It's so bad for me that I literally don't even want to type this right now! For fuck's sake, why is this happening to me. Hopefully, some articles stated that it's an effect of...
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Declared by Faiz on Saturday, April 22, 2017
Stay in jail forever. Nothing that happens to you is my problem. I won't be sorry if you miss your son's circumcision.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
To all those who provide our team with crap... get your act together!
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Declared by H on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
You're pretty lackluster with your nephew behavior problem not ever using cold shoulder but when do small thing like a slap on the wrist you go ham on me. You are spoiling him faster than milk on a hot summer day, fuck you caramel skinned weave wearing DYKE. You must like living in that glass house hope you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 22, 2018
Jihadonyou
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Declared by Casper Olsson on Thursday, June 6, 2013
you wont let me sleep with your big loud annoying ass mouth because no mother fucker would want to put their dick in it. just shut the fuck up and let me sleep or im going to parade a fucking zoo on your ass in the middle of december, that's right bitch, im going to send a gorillas dick in your mouth to make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 24, 2014
You aren't kooler than me, you gentile, stop being so spanish
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 23, 2014
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF CUNT I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING PROJECTILES GO FUCK YOUR FUCKING MOTHER I HOPE YOUR WIIU BURNS AND ALL YOUR CONTROLLERS BREAK AND YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS FOR THE NEXT WEEK...
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Declared by EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET on Sunday, December 21, 2014