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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhere are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I...
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Declared by That old man down the street on Friday, May 16, 2008
Get your shit together and watch burn notice AND get ready for when i get back!
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Declared by ;) on Thursday, July 17, 2008
you gave me the best night i have ever had. you were sweet, romantic, funny... everything i ever wanted in a guy. you were the first one i've ever felt good about. you made me so happy. we hated to be apart, but that one night reminded us that distance doesnt always matter. you know what? you fucked that up....
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
So...what happened? Barack becomes president and suddenly there's no more need for Black History Month? What happened to the cheesy commercials, the ridiculously racist clearance sales, the pointless, tacky flash ads, the poorly executed exhibits and galleries...the oh-so-serious, made-for-TV BET movies?...
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Declared by Douglas on Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Like, what ever happened to that dude?
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Declared by cooterbear on Sunday, May 18, 2014
you wont let me sleep with your big loud annoying ass mouth because no mother fucker would want to put their dick in it. just shut the fuck up and let me sleep or im going to parade a fucking zoo on your ass in the middle of december, that's right bitch, im going to send a gorillas dick in your mouth to make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 24, 2014
I declare a motherfucking jihad on you and your family. You are worthless piece of cowshit and it's not over yet.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
You'd have to be a pretentious, pompous idiot to use stupid, made-up words like "cis".
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Declared by no PC garbage on Friday, June 9, 2017
Stay in jail forever. Nothing that happens to you is my problem. I won't be sorry if you miss your son's circumcision.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
I hate you all! Hope everybody dies soon!!!
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Declared by pecesojo on Friday, December 21, 2007
A 40 something transsexual .
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Declared by Transsexual Hater on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
you evil person
i put a jihad on u
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Declared by jihad man on Sunday, November 14, 2010
I have been patient with you long enough. You can fix the air vents, the fire alarms, and the carpet when I move out. Today, I am warning you, stay the hell out of my room! That skull is on the doorknob for a reason! Your time would be better spent fixing the damn internet!
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Declared by Territorial Evil Bitch on Tuesday, January 7, 2014
You have made my life a living hell and you blame ME? What goes around, comes around. ED, yr ass wiper, your health, your job, your kid.....it's payback time. Carry on blaming me you perfect piece of shit. IDGAF. What you hate YOU created, not me. Go bully someone else you abusive animal. My time is NOW.
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Declared by The "Wrong" One on Friday, November 6, 2015
Hey man. Wassup. It's me, Faisal. I'm dying. On the inside, then slowly it'll spread to the outside as well. Apathy it seems. It's so bad for me that I literally don't even want to type this right now! For fuck's sake, why is this happening to me. Hopefully, some articles stated that it's an effect of...
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Declared by Faiz on Saturday, April 22, 2017
I'll never understand the loony contradictions of politically correct, social justice warrior liberals, progressives, and liberal feminists regarding crime. On the one hand, they want rapists to be locked up - which is something everyone agrees with - but on the other hand, they say they want all criminals...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 9, 2017
My kitchen is horrible, impractical & about ready to collapse!!!
As a last resort I have entered it into a competition to win a brand new kitchen. Please have a look at photos of my kitchen disaster on the link below & if you agree that its pretty nasty, then please put in a vote for how much "my kitchen...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 1, 2010
You make the sandwich so bad now! They used to be good, now they are just Jihaddy! They are like 240 grams only, bad bread, bad bacon, and do you think that we want an Egg/Schrimp Sandwich?!
JIHAD ON YOU FØTEX-LADY!
Btw. we miss the indian lady!
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Declared by SandwichDeclarer27 on Thursday, June 6, 2013
I hate my parents. they are pathetic low lives who think that their feelings are the only ones that matter. They do not respect my privacy. They do not respect my opinions. They do not respect my tastes. they do not respect that i am a human being separate from the crazy shit that goes on in their heads. I...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
I hope when most of you are arrested I hope when you go to jail you get raped up the ass by everyman in jail without lube. To make sure you get no lube I hope the guys cum on the floor isntead of up your ass. No lube for you! I hope you get raped with giant metal baseball bats without lube either. Better yet...
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Declared by Dude on Friday, March 22, 2013