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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoCatan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010
she wont give the man i love a chance. because she thinks being with him is ruining my life. all because hes in a wheelchair. i hate my mom!! i now have to live with my grandmother so i can be happy!
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Declared by UUUUUUURRRRRRGH!!! on Thursday, July 22, 2010
FUCK IT!
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Declared by Hades on Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Fucking bitch fucker suck a dick suck a fucking fuck bitch actual ass sucking fuck fuck fuck. Making me waste an entire fucking hour on the fucking computer fucking answering retarded-ass questions that have no correlation to taking your shit ass fucking test, and then when I'm finally finished it doesn't...
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Declared by fuck on Thursday, February 19, 2015
This infidel stands in the way of our protest in the class of science. He is standing in the way of Salvation!
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Declared by William Gibcus on Thursday, July 9, 2015
My abusive mother, who has always physically beaten me and verbally abused me, NEVER sleeps. She's 81 years old, and she stays awake up to 72 hours, like the a-hole she is. My horrible mother stays awake for literally days at a time, either reading the same newspaper article hundreds of times in a row, or...
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Declared by anon. on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
This guy's proper annoying! He's in high school but acts like a 2 year old!
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Declared by The_Truth_Speeker on Monday, October 22, 2007
my jihad is against the call centres, who ,when they are not trying to annoy the hell out of us with thier insanely infuriating robotic answer phones ..." dial 3 for..." at which point they completely cut you off nd start playing the ' on hold ' music which usually tends to be a quartet of violins which...
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Declared by bob on Sunday, May 25, 2008
I cant help if it people get on my nerves!! All she does is gossip about me. What have I ever done to her? I found out that she was gossiping about me to everyone. Do I sit there and think I deserve it? Have I ever even spoken to her in my life? Like I said, I wont start something but I will react!
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Declared by sdfsdf on Sunday, July 17, 2011
Like, what ever happened to that dude?
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Declared by cooterbear on Sunday, May 18, 2014
you wont let me sleep with your big loud annoying ass mouth because no mother fucker would want to put their dick in it. just shut the fuck up and let me sleep or im going to parade a fucking zoo on your ass in the middle of december, that's right bitch, im going to send a gorillas dick in your mouth to make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 24, 2014
So is saying "Please change the subject/please lets change the subject rude now? Like, who gives a crap if I, the other person in the room, is uncomfortable by all this talk. Lets ignore her and keep talking. Ugh and then he starts yelling and being all angry at me for "being rude" and basically wanting me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2016
Horrible gay guy, in his early forties, on the Metro Redline subway in Los Angeles with two dogs (non- service animals not allowed, sorry) - one a fairly large Chihuahua mix, and the other a white Pit Bull mix - who was screaming and yelling that he didn't want me to pet his dogs because I'm a woman. He...
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Declared by anon. lady on Sunday, January 8, 2017
I wish I had listened to my boy not to hook up with this wretched fat cow, everyone know she nasty. Watch out - she has a thing for dark meat and hooking up at work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 13, 2018
Loser nerdy types with a comically snobbish attitude who screened a dumb film falsely advertised as grindhouse, when it was nothing more than a cheap ripoff of Rob Zombie - minus Rob Zombie's talent and wit. Don't bother
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Declared by on Thursday, May 25, 2017
fuck you and every other arab/kebab! you are the worst, like you have nothing better to do than cause shit in europe and other countries! your own country sucks and is full of terrorists and douchebags! remove kebab!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
Who insist on honking their horns every 2 seconds when traffic is not moving fast enough. It is annoying, loud enough for me to hear 21 floors up and break my concentration and irriate the SHIT out of me and pointless. Honking your horn is NOT gonna make traffic move any faster, so esentially all you are...
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Declared by LinZ on Thursday, November 8, 2007
Fuck!
Don't you assholes understand that NOT ALL OF US CAN RUN THE FUCKING LATEST VERSION OF .NET??? I've been struggling to find a solution for the last year, and still haven't found it! And now I shitty connection which makes the problem worse.
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!! GO BURN IN A PIT AND FUCKING DIE, YOU...
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Declared by AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH on Wednesday, December 10, 2008
noo Just kidding!
I love that shit, More of that pleeaase
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Declared by smiler of death on Friday, April 24, 2009
Im am declaring a jihad upon you...
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Declared by Jihadaton on Friday, March 22, 2013