Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWe've been together for a whole fuckin year.
When a rumor surfaces, don't go all angry and i-am-leaving-you and he-deserves-me-better and you-will-never-change on me, damn it.
You trust that gossiper more than me, who's supposed to be your fuckin man!
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Declared by JQM on Saturday, February 25, 2012
Someone posted this under my name:
http://www.jihadonyou.com/105118/
I'm going to ask nicely that you remove it from this site. I don't know what I did to hurt you, but seriously? Using my name and spouting off complete B.S.
Get over yourselves.
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Declared by Jeramie on Tuesday, September 4, 2012
I declare Jihad on you Office of Financial Research, Department of the Treasury for firing the one employee in Operations Department that worked and got things done. Were you afraid he was showing you up? Apparently so. Because your reasons for firing him were total bullshit..
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Declared by Group sent from OFR employees on Saturday, June 27, 2015
Im in a couple of classes with you and you fucking stink and act up for the teachers because. You're fucking stupid as hell you sloppy fat stinky fuckboy.probably gay deep inside
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Declared by d. man on Monday, May 4, 2015
You annoying son of a bitch? You think you can boss around when the manager is away? You think that by sucking his cock all the time you are qualified to manage our work
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Declared by ? on Thursday, June 28, 2018
Dam pedo
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Declared by bigchris on Monday, October 8, 2007
For keep going on strike and bringing all my post to a stop.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I worked on a magnet application for four hours and when I pressed the submit button, guess what I got...A LOGIN SCREEN...I logged in...all that work was LOST!
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Declared by Sami Patel on Thursday, February 5, 2009
Hello
My name is Oliver gudmand. I can make your it-solution for only 1000€. Please transfer to the following account in Jyske Bank
4911tah
138938jihad782472
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Declared by Dhor on Sunday, May 19, 2013
Like, what ever happened to that dude?
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Declared by cooterbear on Sunday, May 18, 2014
F*CK POP IDOl, Star academia and things like that...
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Declared by Will on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I make fun of Canadians with my friends, but I secretly think they're cool.
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Declared by Alex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
You fucking bitch. You must die. Die, bitch, die. Go fuck Shakespeare in the ass!
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Declared by TheDragonfly on Friday, December 21, 2007
You're the wacko - not ME! Jihad On YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 21, 2007
I put a Jihad on you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 29, 2010
You ruin everything! I swear you guys are so fat and obese that your mother was dissapointed. I hope you guys all die of a nuclear attack from north korea, and than receive a hurricane. and than all the black people of your nation can solve it by shooting people and eating fucking fried chicken. like BRUH...
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Declared by SOME RANDOM ANGRY GUY on Friday, May 22, 2015
I declare the biggest jihadist jihad on new TV shows and how they are slowly turning into pornography. I like sex as much as the next guy but either writers are just done trying to make good television or we as the public are so stupid and sexually charged that we need it in order to consider a TV show to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 7, 2015
Jihad on you Rahim. Shame on you!!!
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Declared by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thursday, May 10, 2018
You do mockup like my ass!
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Declared by Jihad on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
You make the sandwich so bad now! They used to be good, now they are just Jihaddy! They are like 240 grams only, bad bread, bad bacon, and do you think that we want an Egg/Schrimp Sandwich?!
JIHAD ON YOU FØTEX-LADY!
Btw. we miss the indian lady!
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Declared by SandwichDeclarer27 on Thursday, June 6, 2013