Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hate you. We have been roommates for over a year, and I have only heard you take a shower 3 times. YOU STINK, INFIDEL! You throw your sweaty clothes in the dryer like that's going to make them clean, but it just makes the dryer smell like your B.O.! You are stupid, lazy, ignorant, repulsive, and not to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
Why? Why!? We were so fucking close together. I thought we were friend, good friend. In front of me, he's happy and funny, and all that. But when not in front of me, he always talk shit about me! I know he talks shit about me, his good friend which is good friend of mine show me his chat online when he were...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 30, 2016
I hate you bro. You are just like our dad, you take the side of strangers instead of blood.
You always think you have the right opinion. But bro...you don't. Why do I always open up to you only that you have to kick me and my opinions down? We never and will agree to anything! But hell, those are just...
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Declared by ):-( on Saturday, May 23, 2015
If i've gone off on one, then chances are there's a much bigger problem I haven't told you personally about. Just accept that some issues hit a nerve and that I may not be able to justify exactly why I've said things until I care a little bit less about other issues. Its enough to make you think that I'm not...
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Declared by All Uni society presidents on Friday, March 16, 2012
I declare Jihad on you Office of Financial Research, Department of the Treasury for firing the one employee in Operations Department that worked and got things done. Were you afraid he was showing you up? Apparently so. Because your reasons for firing him were total bullshit..
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Declared by Group sent from OFR employees on Saturday, June 27, 2015
at this point i don't even want to call them a friend. They flip out at every god damn thing like its the end of the world. one moment u hate your family next they buy you sht and u think their the greatest. for fuck sakes just pick a side. Then u whine an bitch about sht and always take everything to...
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Declared by Bri on Friday, June 5, 2015
At least there weren't any physically violent blacks or latino/hispanics violently harassing and bullying white people tonight - the way these non-white savages usually behave. The fact that blacks and latino/hispanics think they have the alleged, so-called "right" to attack us white people proves how...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
You fucking psychopaths. May both of you live a miserable life, and die a prolonged, relentlessly agonizing death
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
You burned it. My treasured Weighted Companion Cube is no more. Blasphemy!
For this disgrace, I'm putting a jihad on your ass. Revenge will soon be mine.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
You make the sandwich so bad now! They used to be good, now they are just Jihaddy! They are like 240 grams only, bad bread, bad bacon, and do you think that we want an Egg/Schrimp Sandwich?!
JIHAD ON YOU FØTEX-LADY!
Btw. we miss the indian lady!
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Declared by SandwichDeclarer27 on Thursday, June 6, 2013
Like, what ever happened to that dude?
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Declared by cooterbear on Sunday, May 18, 2014
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF CUNT I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING PROJECTILES GO FUCK YOUR FUCKING MOTHER I HOPE YOUR WIIU BURNS AND ALL YOUR CONTROLLERS BREAK AND YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS FOR THE NEXT WEEK...
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Declared by EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET on Sunday, December 21, 2014
It's hilarious, but you must be stopped. No-one likes the color orange anyway.
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Declared by Craig Childs on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
I send hate missiles raining down on you. And your phone, since you obviously don't use it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 22, 2009
I have small boobies :(
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 11, 2011
You're a jealous sanctimonious patronising insecure self righteous unforgiving grudge holding cock face! Nobody actually likes you, you're a know it all that can't see your fucking nose when it's on your face! You don't understand when you've done wrong, I can't b you have the ordacity to say that I'm...
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Declared by Bonsai on Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Can you find out things for me? WHat people are saying about me? Who is stabbing me in the back? Please and post them here?
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Declared by internet troll on Monday, July 18, 2011
you broke my heart.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I HATE YOU M AND YOUR STUPID UGLY PETTY FACE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 11, 2017
Because you are a drain on society.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007