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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou suck dude. We had a great thing going and you blew it. I'm glad your wife left you.
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Declared by Your former girl on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
You are such a dick sometimes! Shut the fuck up with your dumb-ass Jewish jokes already, and learn how to pronounce Ricci ("ree-chee" not "ree-kee," you moron). I know you didn't even fucking ask Doug if Nate and Ronnie could come with--you're selfish and want to always be the center of attention--can't have...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 4, 2009
go fucking die both of you, you stupid slags have done nothing but make me depressed!
charley: your boyfriend doesnt love you you fucking annoy him like you annoy everyone within a 20 mile radius you ginger whore cunt
Jamie: you skank ! you get paid a shit wage how the fuck are you going to even manage...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 7, 2010
You're a jealous sanctimonious patronising insecure self righteous unforgiving grudge holding cock face! Nobody actually likes you, you're a know it all that can't see your fucking nose when it's on your face! You don't understand when you've done wrong, I can't b you have the ordacity to say that I'm...
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Declared by Bonsai on Wednesday, September 28, 2011
You can't get something on someone who's doing nothing. Asshole! Stop stalking me you and your immature obsessed friends stop too. Grow up and take care of your responsibilities like a man! Yes I am mad and for all the reasons you probably think plus!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 9, 2011
For not listening, being a mumbler, stealing my pencils, stealing my fleece, offending Paul with your racial remarks, and for an incorrect top 10. Jihad on you!
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Declared by Rich on Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Go fuck yoursefl!
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Declared by un trecator on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Your 29 now, yet you still live your grandparents. You've had quite steadying well paid jobs yet you still refuse to move out for bullshit reasons. You have almost 0 friends, you have to hang around us, cos were the ones lumbered with you. You keep mentioning every little shitty thing that happened at work!...
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Declared by Annoyed on Sunday, September 23, 2012
Thanks for leaving me out. ALWAYS. YOU DON'T EVEN CARE FOR ME. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. YOU TWO ARE DATING AND YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW I FEEL.
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Declared by :( on Wednesday, December 23, 2015
I can't stand it when you rub up on me. Like I understand that I'm irresistible but you have to keep in mind that I'm straight and giving me a boner whenever you lick my ears only makes me question my sexuality. I do not want to take things any further than this, so I hope the next time we meet up, you don't...
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Declared by Prasher on Sunday, April 1, 2018
To everyone out there who has ever held a sign up in protest of something, do yourself a favor and research the topic you are protesting first. Just because two hundred other people say some cause is worth shouting about, doesn't make it right. Hell, I could get two hundred people two sign a petition to...
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Declared by Maelstrom on Monday, October 8, 2007
Anti Lovers
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Declared by Khan on Wednesday, November 14, 2007
My boss is a raging bitch...there's no better way to put it. I am convinced that she was put on this earth for the sole reason of making each workday worse than the last. It's pretty fucked up when i stop think about it...each day i go to work and run an internal monologue saying, "there's no way today is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 14, 2007
for bringing disappointment after disappointment.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 7, 2010
/facepalm
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Declared by Cancer on you on Wednesday, August 3, 2011
IF THERE IS A GOD, I HOPE HE SENDS YOU TO HELL YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE. THIS BASTARD CALLED ME FAT (YEAH, NO SHIT I'M FAT YOU OLD SHITSTAIN) IN THE RUDEST AND MOST EMBARRASSING WAY POSSIBLE - IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS! FUCK YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2016
Seriously? Is it that hard to reach out with your grubby fingers and hold down the Shift key for half a second? And what's with the completely random punctuation? Aren't you kids supposed to be getting an education? A jihad on you all for making my beautiful website look like an AOL chatroom.
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Declared by Skully on Monday, September 10, 2007
alleen al op uw zululippen
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Declared by postcrew on Monday, October 8, 2007
YOU SUCK. OMG OMG OMG OMG.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007