Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI have hated you ever since I have known you. I have never understood why my mom insisted on being nice to you. Maybe it's because she has a much bigger heart than me, and she felt sorry for you. Maybe your parents were friends with hers. But to me, that still doesn't quite explain it. You pride yourself on...
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Declared by Your friendly neighbor on Thursday, August 1, 2013
at this point i don't even want to call them a friend. They flip out at every god damn thing like its the end of the world. one moment u hate your family next they buy you sht and u think their the greatest. for fuck sakes just pick a side. Then u whine an bitch about sht and always take everything to...
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Declared by Bri on Friday, June 5, 2015
You fucking psychopaths. May both of you live a miserable life, and die a prolonged, relentlessly agonizing death
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
We've been through a lot! We've hated and needed each other, or at least I thought so. I knew you'd never love me, but I grew attached anyway, despite your warning. I told you I loved you and your reaction was, "okay." I don't have it in me to stop with this, but I have to move on. You can't love me, you...
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Declared by Max on Thursday, May 3, 2018
Microsoft kills babies
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
Cuz if you have lived a summer in Phx, AZ you would gripe about this too!
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Declared by Irish on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Fuck having twins. Just fuck it.
I swear, I want to kill these goddamn wads of flesh sometimes. I wouldn't actually DO it, of course...but the urge is there. There's got to be some out-of-the-way dumpsters I could toss them in, right?
All I want is a few minutes of quiet - a moment alone - a cigarette...
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Declared by Loving mother on Monday, March 10, 2008
To the stupid bitch who thinks her subject matter is the most important fucking thing in the world, who is failing me for not "understanding" how to communicate to businesses. FUCK YOU!!!! I know how to communicate, im one of the youngest students she's ever had who has successfully landed a job at corporate...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
for fucks sake give me a god damn break once in a while
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Declared by mike on Tuesday, February 18, 2014
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF CUNT I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING PROJECTILES GO FUCK YOUR FUCKING MOTHER I HOPE YOUR WIIU BURNS AND ALL YOUR CONTROLLERS BREAK AND YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS FOR THE NEXT WEEK...
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Declared by EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET on Sunday, December 21, 2014
lalalal
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Declared by Clara on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Radio personality Dennis Prager is a phony, because you can never get through to his official number: (877) 243-7776. This number is permanently busy 24/7. This proves Dennis Prager is a con artist phony.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 28, 2017
For leaving us with LP
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Declared by John on Monday, October 8, 2007
you suck and do not deserve to win. i hope the sox kill you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Dumme Hure
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Declared by Sven on Monday, October 22, 2007
Thanks for completely fucking me. Now I have to pay money to hear Artie cuss and cry about how depressed he is? Go fuck yourself! A jihad on the King of all Assholes!
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Declared by Stern fan on Sunday, January 20, 2008
Fuck!
Don't you assholes understand that NOT ALL OF US CAN RUN THE FUCKING LATEST VERSION OF .NET??? I've been struggling to find a solution for the last year, and still haven't found it! And now I shitty connection which makes the problem worse.
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!! GO BURN IN A PIT AND FUCKING DIE, YOU...
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Declared by AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH on Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Fucking tosser
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
So I had this 'friend' who would always say she was either 'busy' or overloaded with work or family or something. Or if none of those excuses were feasible (because I knew her schedule), she would lie and say she was babysitting with no way out.
Here's my question: If you don't want to hang out with, why...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011