Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Don't you assholes understand that NOT ALL OF US CAN RUN THE FUCKING LATEST VERSION OF .NET??? I've been struggling to find a solution for the last year, and still haven't found it! And now I shitty connection which makes the problem worse.
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!! GO BURN IN A PIT AND FUCKING DIE, YOU...
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Declared by AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH on Wednesday, December 10, 2008
noo Just kidding!
I love that shit, More of that pleeaase
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Declared by smiler of death on Friday, April 24, 2009
Hey dickhead, Hows married life treating you. Still using a penis pump to try and get a hard on?
Hell, Viagra wouldn't help you. Damn man, whatcha gonna try next?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 31, 2009
To the stupid bitch who thinks her subject matter is the most important fucking thing in the world, who is failing me for not "understanding" how to communicate to businesses. FUCK YOU!!!! I know how to communicate, im one of the youngest students she's ever had who has successfully landed a job at corporate...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
You're just another Tumblr social justice warrior jerk, because you made the idiotic comment that "literally all Americans hate" the U.S. educational system. How do you know that - did you actually interview and conduct a survey with literally all Americans in order to determine this? Somehow, I doubt very...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, July 4, 2015
I think it's horrible for men to wear rompers. It looks stupid. And "manbuns" look stupid, too.
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Declared by anonymous on Tuesday, May 23, 2017
ARGHHH. ok so my two best friends are super awesome and funny, but they make these jokes about me, but sometimes they take it too far. I don't want to lose my friends since they are like the only friends i have. But i also don't want to be the butt of a joke anymore.
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Declared by emmah rockie on Monday, March 5, 2018
my jihad goes here
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Declared by Konrad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Fuck having twins. Just fuck it.
I swear, I want to kill these goddamn wads of flesh sometimes. I wouldn't actually DO it, of course...but the urge is there. There's got to be some out-of-the-way dumpsters I could toss them in, right?
All I want is a few minutes of quiet - a moment alone - a cigarette...
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Declared by Loving mother on Monday, March 10, 2008
Where are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I...
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Declared by That old man down the street on Friday, May 16, 2008
I hate this fucking job the manager is is a bitch who cant speak english properly and yet has the time to find things that i do about it then let the whole company know about it .Fuck u Bitch i hope you get hit by a bus. slant eye mother fucker
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Declared by the man on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
For publishing a demagogue's answer to my comment, but not publishing my response to that demagogues insults. Do you really think I should take crap from them just becuase I said that someone can recover from tuberculosis? Why's that, just becuase I responded to that article with something other than...
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Declared by X on Thursday, August 23, 2012
*facepalm*.....What is up with her parents? Do they have something against technology? betcha they are one of those people that believe that Technology is Evvviiilll =n=; and wish for it to be Bannnneeeddd!!! And also even more retarded is that her phone has nothing to do with going somewhere after school....
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Declared by DoReMiRocker(AKA Shorara) on Sunday, January 27, 2013
Cuz if you have lived a summer in Phx, AZ you would gripe about this too!
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Declared by Irish on Monday, October 8, 2007
Young folk who think it's fun to let off fireworks at 10:30 at night.
Ha ha, only it's not funny as I've got to tiny folk who are trying to sleep, and are scared shitless by the loud bangs.
Little Scroutes, save it for bonfire night.
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Declared by Matt on Friday, October 12, 2007
You burned it. My treasured Weighted Companion Cube is no more. Blasphemy!
For this disgrace, I'm putting a jihad on your ass. Revenge will soon be mine.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
It's hilarious, but you must be stopped. No-one likes the color orange anyway.
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Declared by Craig Childs on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Hey you fucking dickhead, in case you didn't notice, there's a big button on the steering wheel that sounds the HORN ON YOUR VAN.
USE IT WISELY TO NOTIFY THE CUSTOMER OF YOUR EXISTANCE!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 23, 2010
I like to put strawberry syrup in your mother’s milk, God willing, a cinnamon star gets its wings tonight.
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Declared by ralph on Monday, February 28, 2011
http://www.wogim.org/sinlist.htm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 17, 2011