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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're a jealous sanctimonious patronising insecure self righteous unforgiving grudge holding cock face! Nobody actually likes you, you're a know it all that can't see your fucking nose when it's on your face! You don't understand when you've done wrong, I can't b you have the ordacity to say that I'm...
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Declared by Bonsai on Wednesday, September 28, 2011
A motherfucking JIHAD on your cruel world for letting the assholes and bitches get all the good karma while I get shitted on more and more every year. What the hell else am i supposed to do?!!! I give up.
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Declared by Lexie on Saturday, December 29, 2012
If there is such a thing as karma, boy are you FUCKED!!!! YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! You have well and truly sunk your diseased, venemous, gold digging, fucking fake assed psycho bitch fangs into your husbands family. But do you know something?......YOU ALL FUCKING DESERVE EACH OTHER! From...
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Declared by Anon on Friday, March 21, 2014
Thanks for leaving me out. ALWAYS. YOU DON'T EVEN CARE FOR ME. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. YOU TWO ARE DATING AND YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW I FEEL.
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Declared by :( on Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Jihad on you! fuck you.... why do you keep pissing me off? you can just go fuck yourself you hoe!
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Declared by SHITTY on Monday, May 16, 2016
You are going to die.
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Declared by miss vixy on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Just because you're ancient doesn't mean you can treat others like crap! Stop being so lazy and stop bullshitting and try working as hard as the rest of us. Maybe then you can rest in peace at the end of the night, you louse.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You didn't freaking tell us we could retake one test per year, you infidel!
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Declared by A & E on Thursday, May 28, 2009
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
I think that idiot on that forum is right!! Im scared of relationships. And I dont mean male-female type relationships but even friendships. Thats why I have been keeping people at arms length to me. By the time I got to my second degree, I really had ENOUGH of people. My experience with K was probably...
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Declared by sdfsdf on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
You stupid mother fucker! Quit taking people to the cleaners! Your work is shotty and not worth what you charge! Quit lying to people about needing more dental work than they do! To all of you out there reading this if only ONE person gets the following message it's worth it....if your dentist ever tells you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Your 29 now, yet you still live your grandparents. You've had quite steadying well paid jobs yet you still refuse to move out for bullshit reasons. You have almost 0 friends, you have to hang around us, cos were the ones lumbered with you. You keep mentioning every little shitty thing that happened at work!...
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Declared by Annoyed on Sunday, September 23, 2012
Jihad on myself... I ruined my chance with a girl I am in love with. I will never forgive myself... so it's Jihad time bitches! Bring yo' AKs, bring those grenades nigga' 'coz this means war. Swallow it! Swallow it, nigga'!!!
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Declared by NWA on Sunday, January 13, 2013
dear sloan,
freaking pass the goshdang ball. stop being a bish. im wide open so pass it. this is lacrosse not track. pass the ball. JIHAD ON YOU!!!!!
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Declared by TEAMPLAYER on Wednesday, May 17, 2017
YOU SUCK. OMG OMG OMG OMG.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare all holy hell on Tony Romo for all his fucking interceptions tonight!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a Jihad on you!!! Allah akbar motherfucker!
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Declared by Wang Chung on Friday, October 12, 2007
He should just burn in hell
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
MALDITO CIPRINAO CRUZ..... COMO TE ODIO PORQUE NO TRANSMITES NADA A LA GENTE QUE ENSEÑAS!!!!!!
ERES DESPRECIABLES.. PARECES QUE USAS PAÑALA E INCLUSO ERES CHAVISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMO TE ODIO!!!!!!
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Declared by GUNTER on Friday, November 2, 2007
I send hate missiles raining down on you. And your phone, since you obviously don't use it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 22, 2009