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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWell, you had me convinced that you weren't anything like all those other girls but you proved me wrong. Guess I get why you broke up with me... because you wanted to go whore around. Fucking dumb bitch, you're just like the rest but fucking worse because you let go of everything you stood so strongly about....
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Declared by Him. on Monday, July 4, 2011
/facepalm
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Declared by Cancer on you on Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Im am declaring a jihad upon you...
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Declared by Jihadaton on Friday, March 22, 2013
Jihadonyou
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Declared by Casper Olsson on Thursday, June 6, 2013
Stop cheating customers by hiding the rot of some fruits inside the plastic boxes, that only display the parts that look good.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 25, 2014
You have made my life a living hell and you blame ME? What goes around, comes around. ED, yr ass wiper, your health, your job, your kid.....it's payback time. Carry on blaming me you perfect piece of shit. IDGAF. What you hate YOU created, not me. Go bully someone else you abusive animal. My time is NOW.
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Declared by The "Wrong" One on Friday, November 6, 2015
A Jihad on you Tom Southee. You lazy, prat tosser!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 22, 2018
it was an unfortunate event two years ago when we hired you. first off, you suck at dog grooming. how many times a week do i have to cover your ass by gluing a dogs ear back to its head? "he shook it right into the scissors" you say. how does a SEDATED dog turn his head into a pair of scissors that you are...
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Declared by disgruntled vet tech on Monday, September 10, 2007
This guy's proper annoying! He's in high school but acts like a 2 year old!
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Declared by The_Truth_Speeker on Monday, October 22, 2007
For not listening, being a mumbler, stealing my pencils, stealing my fleece, offending Paul with your racial remarks, and for an incorrect top 10. Jihad on you!
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Declared by Rich on Tuesday, May 20, 2008
when i first met you, i thought you were cool and different. well turns out your different, but your not cool. i dont know if you realize this or not, but you are the biggest bitch to me. making fun of my nose, my accent, my clothes, friends, under the influenceness... what the fuck is wrong with you? i...
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
The other day I slept over my friends house and in the middle of the night (mind you there is a snow storm going on) some puck ass kids broke into my car and stole my ipod and gps! fucking assholes! why me why me! Jihad on you!!
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Declared by Why Me on Sunday, February 7, 2010
Someone i know. I dont even know if i can call him a friend. His girlfriend is so OBSESSED with me. The thing is yeah he did cheat on her. But not with me. Ive never even held hands with him or made any form of contact with him. I like him as a friend because he was there during some of my tougher times when...
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Declared by dgdfgd on Saturday, July 9, 2011
Andrew
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Declared by Andrew on Monday, May 25, 2015
Where are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I...
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Declared by That old man down the street on Friday, May 16, 2008
you gave me the best night i have ever had. you were sweet, romantic, funny... everything i ever wanted in a guy. you were the first one i've ever felt good about. you made me so happy. we hated to be apart, but that one night reminded us that distance doesnt always matter. you know what? you fucked that up....
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
I think that idiot on that forum is right!! Im scared of relationships. And I dont mean male-female type relationships but even friendships. Thats why I have been keeping people at arms length to me. By the time I got to my second degree, I really had ENOUGH of people. My experience with K was probably...
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Declared by sdfsdf on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Jihad on myself... I ruined my chance with a girl I am in love with. I will never forgive myself... so it's Jihad time bitches! Bring yo' AKs, bring those grenades nigga' 'coz this means war. Swallow it! Swallow it, nigga'!!!
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Declared by NWA on Sunday, January 13, 2013
Can you all leave me the fuck alone!? I know I'm a bit of a pushover but if I say I can't cover your shift or stay an extra four hours, let it go! Don't just assume Ill say yes and put me on the schedule for that slot without telling me! I've covered for you bastards a million times. But I'm a terrible...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 20, 2014
He's going to leave your ass when he goes back to his country. I'm going to laugh in your face so much when that happens.
Can't wait to kick you when you're down for all the shit you put me through. Run in front of a damned bus.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014