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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou are just another "Catherine Earnshaw" and I am not going to be another "Heathcliff!" I hope your "Edgar Linton" has indulged you and gave you all the the security you ask for...except for happiness.
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Declared by JB on Sunday, August 2, 2015
Great! Thanks so much, Fido. It's bad enough that you apparently can't aim your furry hunchback well enough to hit the enormous grassy area two inches from where you left your delightful little "package" for me to discover. But you also concealed it under a clump of leaves so that I didn't notice I had...
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Declared by Trevor on Monday, September 10, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
for bringing disappointment after disappointment.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 7, 2010
alalalalalalah stop supporting the happenings in egypt..
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Declared by alalalalalalah on Tuesday, February 1, 2011
/facepalm
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Declared by Cancer on you on Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Your 29 now, yet you still live your grandparents. You've had quite steadying well paid jobs yet you still refuse to move out for bullshit reasons. You have almost 0 friends, you have to hang around us, cos were the ones lumbered with you. You keep mentioning every little shitty thing that happened at work!...
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Declared by Annoyed on Sunday, September 23, 2012
You have made my life a living hell and you blame ME? What goes around, comes around. ED, yr ass wiper, your health, your job, your kid.....it's payback time. Carry on blaming me you perfect piece of shit. IDGAF. What you hate YOU created, not me. Go bully someone else you abusive animal. My time is NOW.
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Declared by The "Wrong" One on Friday, November 6, 2015
I declare war on your filthly non MLG ways
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Declared by Scrubrecker on Monday, November 9, 2015
This girl hasn't noticed me in two years despite all my efforts to be nice to her so you know what, fuck her!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 7, 2017
A Jihad on you Tom Southee. You lazy, prat tosser!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 22, 2018
God hates fags! homosexuality and transgender operations are crimes against god and should be illegal! why can't those fucking faggots just be straight and have normal genders like normal people! niggers are the inferior race and should serve white males and not complain about it! it has been proven that...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
I'm 27 and I've never even gotten close to marrying someone...why? Because I'm still an idiot and don't understand anything in life, much less how to live it with someone else.
You're all doomed to failure. You will have four divorces under your belt by the time you're my age. I hope you enjoy hyphenated...
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Declared by Jealous, probably on Sunday, February 10, 2008
when i first met you, i thought you were cool and different. well turns out your different, but your not cool. i dont know if you realize this or not, but you are the biggest bitch to me. making fun of my nose, my accent, my clothes, friends, under the influenceness... what the fuck is wrong with you? i...
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
The other day I slept over my friends house and in the middle of the night (mind you there is a snow storm going on) some puck ass kids broke into my car and stole my ipod and gps! fucking assholes! why me why me! Jihad on you!!
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Declared by Why Me on Sunday, February 7, 2010
American civil jihad
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Declared by dhor on Friday, March 22, 2013
I'll never understand the loony contradictions of politically correct, social justice warrior liberals, progressives, and liberal feminists regarding crime. On the one hand, they want rapists to be locked up - which is something everyone agrees with - but on the other hand, they say they want all criminals...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 9, 2017
Stop this madness now! words cannot begin to explain the rage and sorrow i feel towards this 'movement of insanely stupid ignorant and dangerous excuses for human beings'
Leave my planet alone in whatever name you see fit. lowlife scum. bastard sons of filthy rabies dogs.
Ridiculous unevolved creaturs....
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Declared by decraux on Wednesday, May 27, 2009
So I had this 'friend' who would always say she was either 'busy' or overloaded with work or family or something. Or if none of those excuses were feasible (because I knew her schedule), she would lie and say she was babysitting with no way out.
Here's my question: If you don't want to hang out with, why...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
you threw up a hairball on the floor, and it was disgusting.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013