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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou didn't freaking tell us we could retake one test per year, you infidel!
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Declared by A & E on Thursday, May 28, 2009
You always stand on the balcony when making phone calls; your voice is loud, jarring and annoying, and the things you say are idiotic. I don't mind.
Your dog (if that ten-pound fluffy white battery-operated little squaler can even be considered a dog) has a hysterical, nerve-wracking little bark and employs...
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Declared by Glen on Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Fucking tosser
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
My grandmother is so freaking annoying, never listens to what I've got to say, always believes that her views are always right. She really makes my blood boil by just seeing her face.
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Declared by Nina on Monday, February 18, 2013
You fucking prick son of a bitch only you know to micromanage. Good for nothing. You cock sucker. Dont know how you got into cfo. You are no way even near to be called as a leader you pig Go get a life Die in Hell or get casted in horrible bosses 3!!!!! You bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 4, 2015
Hey man. Wassup. It's me, Faisal. I'm dying. On the inside, then slowly it'll spread to the outside as well. Apathy it seems. It's so bad for me that I literally don't even want to type this right now! For fuck's sake, why is this happening to me. Hopefully, some articles stated that it's an effect of...
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Declared by Faiz on Saturday, April 22, 2017
Seriously? Is it that hard to reach out with your grubby fingers and hold down the Shift key for half a second? And what's with the completely random punctuation? Aren't you kids supposed to be getting an education? A jihad on you all for making my beautiful website look like an AOL chatroom.
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Declared by Skully on Monday, September 10, 2007
WHY did he not make himself sound a BIT more valuable?! PFFT!
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Declared by 50 cent hater on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare all holy hell on Tony Romo for all his fucking interceptions tonight!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm 27 and I've never even gotten close to marrying someone...why? Because I'm still an idiot and don't understand anything in life, much less how to live it with someone else.
You're all doomed to failure. You will have four divorces under your belt by the time you're my age. I hope you enjoy hyphenated...
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Declared by Jealous, probably on Sunday, February 10, 2008
Hey you fucking dickhead, in case you didn't notice, there's a big button on the steering wheel that sounds the HORN ON YOUR VAN.
USE IT WISELY TO NOTIFY THE CUSTOMER OF YOUR EXISTANCE!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 23, 2010
You honestly think that was C worthy, I've been presenting since I was 8 years old kunt honestly tell me if i need more information you f*cking rat looking boytoy I hope you die in a sewer
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 23, 2017
you threw up a hairball on the floor, and it was disgusting.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
If there is such a thing as karma, boy are you FUCKED!!!! YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! You have well and truly sunk your diseased, venemous, gold digging, fucking fake assed psycho bitch fangs into your husbands family. But do you know something?......YOU ALL FUCKING DESERVE EACH OTHER! From...
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Declared by Anon on Friday, March 21, 2014
People who consider themselves as liberal leftists are rapists, because they have sexual fantasies about sexually raping children as young as five years old, while sexually fantasizing about trannies. Very disturbing
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, March 26, 2017
I declare war on your filthly non MLG ways
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Declared by Scrubrecker on Monday, November 9, 2015
Microsoft kills babies
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
People who spit in public insult Allah and will perish in the burning put of eternal damnation
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You guys suck and you have crappy ads which are fuckin annoying!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For making customers re-purchase content like iPod games, and not making them support iPhone. I know that this might not be their fault but I don't give a fuck. Apple works for us and they should be on game content provides for make those games and then offer them to their customers.
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Declared by IHateBecauseILove on Tuesday, October 9, 2007