Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Everyone on Monday, October 8, 2007
Holy war on you!
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Declared by Mistr Pavel on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why are you such an ass? Give me a raise already. It's been two years and I do 90% of the work in this place.
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Declared by Coproducer on Thursday, December 6, 2007
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT U CAN GO TO HELL AND I HOPE U GET BLOW UP MY A SUICIDE BOMBER JUST FUCK OFF U HAVE NO FRIENDS JUST THE COMPUTER U STICK UR TINY DICK INTO U FUCK FACE
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
Stop this madness now! words cannot begin to explain the rage and sorrow i feel towards this 'movement of insanely stupid ignorant and dangerous excuses for human beings'
Leave my planet alone in whatever name you see fit. lowlife scum. bastard sons of filthy rabies dogs.
Ridiculous unevolved creaturs....
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Declared by decraux on Wednesday, May 27, 2009
I'm an A.P. student, but I stopped doing all my homework. Now I'm at a special school for retarded kids, and I'm going crazy. I have no idea how I'll get through the year.
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Declared by Rachel on Tuesday, September 29, 2009
God, hasn't anyone ever told you to quit being such a heinous fucking cunt?! You are a disgrace to anyone with a vagina, you bitch so much. CHILL THE FUCK OUT, life's too short to be a horrible person to everyone in the world.
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Declared by Customer Service on Thursday, October 20, 2011
I'm a model. There's no competition. My husband thinks you are disgusting. With that said, if you so much as LOOK at my husband again, you're going to wish you were whoring it up on the corner again.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 28, 2011
One person i want to beat in life is someone who used to be friends with but not anymore. For a number of reasons. I dont like him nor trust him. He's a backstabber. Talks badly about other people. Cant handle good things happening to other people. Etc. When he started getting interviews, i was genuinely...
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Declared by sdfd on Sunday, June 5, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU, ANNOYING PIECE OF CRAP. You think the whole world revovles around you WELL IT DOESNT HAHA SURPRISE. Go Die.
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Declared by HAHA NOT TELLING on Monday, May 25, 2015
You are so jihadded! Dhor loves mcdonalds, why save him from it?! You are wasting my time! DHOR BELONG IN MCDONALDS!
JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Dhors mcdonalds helper on Sunday, May 19, 2013
Just stop. Please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I realize it's a loaner from the dealership and I realize that I'm lucky they provide that service, but I still feel like a total loser driving down the street in what appears to be an artist's representation of a cartoon insect. The engine kinda sounds like that too. I hope my car - my big, manly, hulking,...
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Declared by Andrew on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
To everyone out there who has ever held a sign up in protest of something, do yourself a favor and research the topic you are protesting first. Just because two hundred other people say some cause is worth shouting about, doesn't make it right. Hell, I could get two hundred people two sign a petition to...
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Declared by Maelstrom on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm 27 and I've never even gotten close to marrying someone...why? Because I'm still an idiot and don't understand anything in life, much less how to live it with someone else.
You're all doomed to failure. You will have four divorces under your belt by the time you're my age. I hope you enjoy hyphenated...
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Declared by Jealous, probably on Sunday, February 10, 2008
You Self Righteous Fuck.
I'm Getting MotherFucking Sick of you.
Quit flirting with my Gf and my friend's Gf
All you do is bitch you sorry sack of shit!
You suck the principal's dick to get on the show!
I hate you.
Sometimes I want to tear your dick shaped head off.
Fuck off and die
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Declared by Threshold on Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Jihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down!
Signed,
The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
I WAS CALM UNTIL YOU TOLD ME TO CHILL OUT; NOW I WANT TO F***ING TELL YOU TO STFU AND GTFO
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 2, 2011
So I had this 'friend' who would always say she was either 'busy' or overloaded with work or family or something. Or if none of those excuses were feasible (because I knew her schedule), she would lie and say she was babysitting with no way out.
Here's my question: If you don't want to hang out with, why...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011