Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou suck dude. We had a great thing going and you blew it. I'm glad your wife left you.
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Declared by Your former girl on Thursday, December 6, 2007
AKP genel başkanı ve başbakan recep tayyip erdoğan ve yanında yer alan diğer tüm hırsız şerefsizlere cihad ilan ediyorum. yakarım uleeeen.
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Declared by fenasi on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Thanks for completely fucking me. Now I have to pay money to hear Artie cuss and cry about how depressed he is? Go fuck yourself! A jihad on the King of all Assholes!
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Declared by Stern fan on Sunday, January 20, 2008
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
I worked on a magnet application for four hours and when I pressed the submit button, guess what I got...A LOGIN SCREEN...I logged in...all that work was LOST!
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Declared by Sami Patel on Thursday, February 5, 2009
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
I have a friend named Alex. Alex likes my other friend, Emma. Alex often comes to me for advice on Emma, until he confesses and finds out she just wants to be friends. Alex really loves her, and wants her to love him so still continues to come to me for advice. Emma really likes Aaron, a complete douchebag,...
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Declared by Peaches on Sunday, January 5, 2014
I love butt sex with you but now that you have cheated on me with jackson, I feel our love is lost.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 3, 2016
She's become a left-wing, politically correct fanatic, constantly yelling that she hates white people even though she herself is white. She says she hates her fellow white people so much, she wants to avoid them all. What about her child, who's also white? She's totally loony. She parses every sentence you...
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Declared by anonymous on Tuesday, May 9, 2017
I realize it's a loaner from the dealership and I realize that I'm lucky they provide that service, but I still feel like a total loser driving down the street in what appears to be an artist's representation of a cartoon insect. The engine kinda sounds like that too. I hope my car - my big, manly, hulking,...
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Declared by Andrew on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Just because you're ancient doesn't mean you can treat others like crap! Stop being so lazy and stop bullshitting and try working as hard as the rest of us. Maybe then you can rest in peace at the end of the night, you louse.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Våga in slava o martyra sent idag med!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Being sick of the telestalking machines is not a reason to send chain letters. Please stop sending e-mails regarding the ways to deal with them. If someone wants to get rid of the telestalking calls they can contact the local BBB-like organizations.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 27, 2008
I'm so fk'n sic of these Insurance companies being bailed out with MY FKN tax dollars. Quit GD investing in Junk Bonds and other shitty investments!!! And, then when crap hits the FAN - Maybe, you'll actually have some $$ left over. STUPID FKRS!!!!
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Declared by Concerned American on Wednesday, September 17, 2008
shoobakhali!! tof tof! i make jihad on your pinky toes! they are so ugly that god hates even the name i give to them so i have to spit after i say the name so he wont get mad! they are unnatural to this world like a cross between a donkey and a dog!!! shoobakhai! tof tof!
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Declared by JJ on Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Ignores me
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Why must you guys pressure me into doing everything I don't want to do. I am not the perfect kid you think I am. Screw you for making me have anxiety attacks. Screw you for never listening to me. Screw your for lying to me and never understanding my reasons. JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING STUPID HYPOCRITES WHO...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2018
lalalal
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Declared by Clara on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
No comments needed.
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Declared by Joost Canters on Sunday, July 27, 2008