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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSomeone i know. I dont even know if i can call him a friend. His girlfriend is so OBSESSED with me. The thing is yeah he did cheat on her. But not with me. Ive never even held hands with him or made any form of contact with him. I like him as a friend because he was there during some of my tougher times when...
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Declared by dgdfgd on Saturday, July 9, 2011
Oh, come on! She's an airhead and a total nitwit with no brains, because she posted a ridiculous video on her social media page about some pretentious, pompous British guy saying that his little six year-old daughter gave an hour-long lecture about "smashing the patriarchy" and some other trash about how...
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Declared by No PC trash on Monday, September 4, 2017
Sala
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
A mo*&#*&#er who spends most of his day getting loads of money from his weblogs. He hates tits. Infidel.
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Declared by Morroida on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a Jihad on you!!! Allah akbar motherfucker!
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Declared by Wang Chung on Friday, October 12, 2007
Where are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I...
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Declared by That old man down the street on Friday, May 16, 2008
I send hate missiles raining down on you. And your phone, since you obviously don't use it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 22, 2009
Tip: Not everyone writes in god damn small letters, so giving people who write in 'normal' size letters god damn small boxes to write in IS FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!
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Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications on Saturday, November 28, 2009
Fucking tosser
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
Dear Gatekeeper, thank you for making me suffer all these years thinking
about you. I almost risked going the deep end recently, but I finally
convinced myself that you are just pretending to like me back in college.
You don't know the hell I have gone through just to work things out, that
one...
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Declared by Keymaster on Tuesday, August 12, 2014
JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING THE MOST UNHELPFUL AND USELESS TEACHER OF ALL TIME. MAY THE SQUIRRELS YOU STUDY DESTROY YOUR HOME AND TURN YOU INTO A FOOD SOURCE.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 6, 2012
He's going to leave your ass when he goes back to his country. I'm going to laugh in your face so much when that happens.
Can't wait to kick you when you're down for all the shit you put me through. Run in front of a damned bus.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
My fucking birch of a mum just told me that it's my fault that I am ugly and fat, and not to come crying to her when i feel so awful and depressed. All because I ate some cake and chocolate today. She's the motherfucking obese lady, how dare she fucking talk to me like that.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
You fuckfaces are what's wrong with society!! No wonder you're 50 and single 'cause no guy could survive living with the crap that I do!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, May 7, 2015
You know the reason why we drifted apart?
BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!
We men aren't telepaths.
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Declared by JB from ADV33 1989 on Saturday, September 5, 2015
I HATE YOU M AND YOUR STUPID UGLY PETTY FACE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 11, 2017
God hates fags! homosexuality and transgender operations are crimes against god and should be illegal! why can't those fucking faggots just be straight and have normal genders like normal people! niggers are the inferior race and should serve white males and not complain about it! it has been proven that...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
People who spit in public insult Allah and will perish in the burning put of eternal damnation
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You're a lying cheat, a big fake, and your entire religion is based off bullshit.
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Declared by Jesus on Monday, October 8, 2007
YOU BLOODY HACKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 12, 2007