Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWe will fight to the last man and automaton for the AStu-talo! We already won the first battle.
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Declared by AS on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Stop giving us so much damn trig homework. Fuck, I hate TRIG!
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Declared by jihadkind on Sunday, December 16, 2007
For engaging the OECD in a blatant political stunt by declaring War on Carbon.
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Declared by JCM on Saturday, March 8, 2008
Fuck having twins. Just fuck it.
I swear, I want to kill these goddamn wads of flesh sometimes. I wouldn't actually DO it, of course...but the urge is there. There's got to be some out-of-the-way dumpsters I could toss them in, right?
All I want is a few minutes of quiet - a moment alone - a cigarette...
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Declared by Loving mother on Monday, March 10, 2008
jihad on this day as im not gonna get either!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 14, 2008
They won’t even breed to save themselves. The damn things are not fit to live in the 20th century, let alone the 21st century. Let them die. It’s survival of the fittest, or at least elimination of the lamest.
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Declared by Die Pandas Die! on Tuesday, June 3, 2008
i cant belive after all i have done for you and how we both lost our mother becouse of you wanting a better life you would turn on the only person who stood up for you. Well little sister i think your selfish and spoiled i hope the new family and boyfriend who by the way is a loser !!Make you happy. Also i...
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Declared by pissed off in the middle of noweresville on Friday, February 26, 2010
May all the camels in the world shit on your business causing bankruptcy so you're family knows what it's like to have to kiss ass for a job
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Declared by Susan on Thursday, December 9, 2010
Fucking tosser
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
I am so fucking done with this bullshit, my blood related relatives, are not my family, they are a bunch of narcissistic pricks who have their heads up their own asses, they need to get a fucking clue about why I have bad grades, can you not take a fucking hint? I'm smart as fucking hell, I know that,...
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Declared by Jared Griffin on Monday, June 24, 2013
I'm tired of people using me. Especially boyfriends. They want gifts expensive ones...yet they are too broke to give me anything. They can't even buy me a fucking cup of coffee! And they make me feel guilty for not sharing and giving them what they want. Fuck that! I trust no one and I only will make ME...
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Declared by H. Mad As Hell on Friday, January 13, 2012
I hope you all go to jail for a very long time you domestic terrorists! So JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by TheTeaPartySucksBigBalls on Saturday, August 11, 2012
A motherfucking JIHAD on your cruel world for letting the assholes and bitches get all the good karma while I get shitted on more and more every year. What the hell else am i supposed to do?!!! I give up.
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Declared by Lexie on Saturday, December 29, 2012
start appreciating stuff i do for you and not look back on "al you did for me"
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Declared by pissedoff on Thursday, July 25, 2013
I hereby delare that you, Kevin Brown, are no subject to a jihad, issued under the authority of His Righteous Majesty Craig (Warden of Hulme), Your jihad is the result of your failure to wash-up in a manner of which I approve.
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Declared by Craig on Monday, October 8, 2007
Ignores me
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
stop, please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Fuck my thesis. Fuck this damn thing people are asking me to write. I don't care about writing. I want to do stuff with my hands. I hate having to share my intimate thoughts with people that I know and who will judge me for it. Fuck that shitty school system. I don't get the point of the exercice. FUCK YOU...
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Declared by angrystrudent on Wednesday, April 12, 2017
What the fuck kind of name is Realtors anyway? You're a real estate agent that bribes a corporation to give you your fancy smancy name. Who gives a fuck?
I don't give a shit of I get my burritos from a Cookator or not, or my car fixed be a Mechanitor, or my lovin' from a Prostitor. I sure as shit don't...
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Declared by NAR jazeera on Sunday, October 7, 2007