Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou always stand on the balcony when making phone calls; your voice is loud, jarring and annoying, and the things you say are idiotic. I don't mind.
Your dog (if that ten-pound fluffy white battery-operated little squaler can even be considered a dog) has a hysterical, nerve-wracking little bark and employs...
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Declared by Glen on Wednesday, May 11, 2011
I like to put strawberry syrup in your mother’s milk, God willing, a cinnamon star gets its wings tonight.
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Declared by ralph on Monday, February 28, 2011
So I had this 'friend' who would always say she was either 'busy' or overloaded with work or family or something. Or if none of those excuses were feasible (because I knew her schedule), she would lie and say she was babysitting with no way out.
Here's my question: If you don't want to hang out with, why...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
postavent.com
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Declared by post a vent on Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Jihad on myself... I ruined my chance with a girl I am in love with. I will never forgive myself... so it's Jihad time bitches! Bring yo' AKs, bring those grenades nigga' 'coz this means war. Swallow it! Swallow it, nigga'!!!
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Declared by NWA on Sunday, January 13, 2013
You honestly think that was C worthy, I've been presenting since I was 8 years old kunt honestly tell me if i need more information you f*cking rat looking boytoy I hope you die in a sewer
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 23, 2017
So, it was all about security huh? After all this time. Not about faith, hope, trust, not about the heart, not about love, but by using your head. So, you now got your big shot account exec, with a fat salary and fat bank account. BRAVO! I hope he gets tired of you and leaves you for someone younger.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 17, 2014
fuck u
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Declared by fuckker on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Microsoft kills babies
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
Destroy SmartDataHQ
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
This year the "Rock and Roll" Hall of Fame has officially killed Rock and Roll with it's piss poor list of nominees !
Afrika Bambaataa, Beastie Boys, Chic, Leonard Cohen, The Dave Clark Five, Madonna, John Mellencamp, Donna Summer and The Ventures.
This list of crap gets nominated and your favorite band...
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Declared by yyz on Monday, October 8, 2007
My boss is a raging bitch...there's no better way to put it. I am convinced that she was put on this earth for the sole reason of making each workday worse than the last. It's pretty fucked up when i stop think about it...each day i go to work and run an internal monologue saying, "there's no way today is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 14, 2007
you gave me the best night i have ever had. you were sweet, romantic, funny... everything i ever wanted in a guy. you were the first one i've ever felt good about. you made me so happy. we hated to be apart, but that one night reminded us that distance doesnt always matter. you know what? you fucked that up....
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
You didn't freaking tell us we could retake one test per year, you infidel!
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Declared by A & E on Thursday, May 28, 2009
Hey you fucking dickhead, in case you didn't notice, there's a big button on the steering wheel that sounds the HORN ON YOUR VAN.
USE IT WISELY TO NOTIFY THE CUSTOMER OF YOUR EXISTANCE!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 23, 2010
Fuck you guys up your fucking tight asses.
In an attempt to reseat my wifi card, after taking out a burning hot hard drive and putting it back in, my hard drive is making a click noise. Also, the battery on this FUCKER DIED WITHIN THE FIRST YEAR OF IT'S LIFE! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, March 10, 2011
What annoys me is when someone has been gossiping about me. It really annoys me alot!! Esp when it comes back into my ears. Why would you talk about me? Something that I know I will react to. I dont talk about other people usually. But I will react when I find out someone's been gossiping about me!!
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Declared by dfgdfg on Thursday, July 14, 2011
It was a good run but I have to square up after 15 years. I'm tired of you guy calling me to tempt me to act as a inebriated rebel teenager. I'm basically 30...Why don't you mothafuckaz chill the fuck out. Follow some of my positivity change or this softcore jihad will continue.
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Declared by New Man on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
My fucking birch of a mum just told me that it's my fault that I am ugly and fat, and not to come crying to her when i feel so awful and depressed. All because I ate some cake and chocolate today. She's the motherfucking obese lady, how dare she fucking talk to me like that.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
You fucking prick son of a bitch only you know to micromanage. Good for nothing. You cock sucker. Dont know how you got into cfo. You are no way even near to be called as a leader you pig Go get a life Die in Hell or get casted in horrible bosses 3!!!!! You bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 4, 2015