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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis Stack of Shitty Hamburgers has been constantly telling me stuff I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW! Wow, Bush Lied, Medicine Sucks, and Flint Michigan is a total depressing shitstain on the map? whatever. I can dig what you're saying but do you have to be so smug about it? No Fatfuck Asshole will be smitten with...
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Declared by Non-Voting American on Saturday, December 22, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
No comments needed.
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Declared by Joost Canters on Sunday, July 27, 2008
I am going to jihad you, Glenn. Why won't you accept my advances? I just want you for one last infidelity. PLEASE - homosexuality isn't a crime. It is a righteous passion, and we will not be judged for it.
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Declared by Woody on Thursday, February 5, 2009
Hey dickhead, Hows married life treating you. Still using a penis pump to try and get a hard on?
Hell, Viagra wouldn't help you. Damn man, whatcha gonna try next?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 31, 2009
May all the camels in the world shit on your business causing bankruptcy so you're family knows what it's like to have to kiss ass for a job
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Declared by Susan on Thursday, December 9, 2010
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
Fucking bullies always ruining my goddamn day. Never fucking did anything to you,you frickin' dicks. I swear,if I didn't have a fuckin awesome life ahead of me, I'd rip your balls off,and stick you in a Saw movie. The world would be better off without you bitches,you're not going to contribute to the world...
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Declared by I didn't fucking do anything on Wednesday, August 21, 2013
LOL! Those poser guys who think they’re real “tough guys” with their supposed Hollywood film “connections” and their so-called “contacts” with both the police and shady criminal types might show up there tonight, swaggering around while bragging about “kicking a-s-s” with their “bad-a-s-s...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, April 11, 2015
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
You're just another Tumblr social justice warrior jerk, because you made the idiotic comment that "literally all Americans hate" the U.S. educational system. How do you know that - did you actually interview and conduct a survey with literally all Americans in order to determine this? Somehow, I doubt very...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, July 4, 2015
fuck u
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Declared by fuckker on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
jesus chris WHY AM I LIKE THIS im a fatass whiny annoying stupid bitch. can i shut up ONCE amd not bother others with my own damn problems. fucking attention hungry dumbass.
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Declared by dumb on Wednesday, June 20, 2018
my jihad goes here
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Declared by Konrad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I hereby declare a holy war against the smug, jargon-spouting, money-wasting old boy network of the Bishops' Conference of England and Wales.
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Declared by Damian Thompson on Monday, October 8, 2007
PANDAN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I make fun of Canadians with my friends, but I secretly think they're cool.
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Declared by Alex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Die you!!! for not letting me join the SKILL test!! Well.. die!!!
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Declared by Chris on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Make me cum already!
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Declared by Frustrated wifey on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
I'm so fk'n sic of these Insurance companies being bailed out with MY FKN tax dollars. Quit GD investing in Junk Bonds and other shitty investments!!! And, then when crap hits the FAN - Maybe, you'll actually have some $$ left over. STUPID FKRS!!!!
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Declared by Concerned American on Wednesday, September 17, 2008