Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIsn't it common knowledge that you stand on the right and walk on the left?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 20, 2009
We grow weary of you and your Government cheese. You steal money from hard working Americans and then buy cheese with the money, and then give the cheese to lazy Americans.
We fight until cheese is no longer used to buy votes....and we will fight in a manner that is civil......and cheese less.
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Declared by Ex_Spy_Guy on Sunday, January 30, 2011
Because you're leaving, and you just don't care anymore.
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Declared by Mark on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
I have a friend named Alex. Alex likes my other friend, Emma. Alex often comes to me for advice on Emma, until he confesses and finds out she just wants to be friends. Alex really loves her, and wants her to love him so still continues to come to me for advice. Emma really likes Aaron, a complete douchebag,...
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Declared by Peaches on Sunday, January 5, 2014
JIHAD ON YOU FOR NOT KEEPING YOUR WORD.
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Declared by TAREQ on Monday, March 10, 2014
YOU ARE FILTHY PEASANTS
Also like am I not allowed to complain about anything because "aw poor you emotional teenager???" like I HAVE A REASON TO BE ANGRY, this isn't some strop about nothing. You never listen, and then moan at me for using the electricity when I could get a new one for 2 quid.
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Declared by Bob fucking marley on Saturday, April 19, 2014
Stop cheating customers by hiding the rot of some fruits inside the plastic boxes, that only display the parts that look good.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 25, 2014
why do you always fucking be so hyprocritical like goddamn you need to shut the hell up all you need is another dick to suck cuz one day youre in love with boy 1 and then the other boy 2 like jesus christ ana and shes just like my mom constantly nagging and whenever im nagging she calls me a bitch and she...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 1, 2014
I declare war on your filthly non MLG ways
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Declared by Scrubrecker on Monday, November 9, 2015
Sala
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You smelly, dumb, mooing, fat, block the road, knock over the fence bastards who wouldn't even exist in this fucking world if it weren't for humans taking care of you. You should all die and be processed into tasty meats.
Because you sure are tasty.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a Jihad on you!!! Allah akbar motherfucker!
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Declared by Wang Chung on Friday, October 12, 2007
Tip: Not everyone writes in god damn small letters, so giving people who write in 'normal' size letters god damn small boxes to write in IS FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!
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Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications on Saturday, November 28, 2009
Hey you fucking dickhead, in case you didn't notice, there's a big button on the steering wheel that sounds the HORN ON YOUR VAN.
USE IT WISELY TO NOTIFY THE CUSTOMER OF YOUR EXISTANCE!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 23, 2010
Fucking tosser
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
Fuck you guys up your fucking tight asses.
In an attempt to reseat my wifi card, after taking out a burning hot hard drive and putting it back in, my hard drive is making a click noise. Also, the battery on this FUCKER DIED WITHIN THE FIRST YEAR OF IT'S LIFE! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, March 10, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU, ANNOYING PIECE OF CRAP. You think the whole world revovles around you WELL IT DOESNT HAHA SURPRISE. Go Die.
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Declared by HAHA NOT TELLING on Monday, May 25, 2015
So, it was all about security huh? After all this time. Not about faith, hope, trust, not about the heart, not about love, but by using your head. So, you now got your big shot account exec, with a fat salary and fat bank account. BRAVO! I hope he gets tired of you and leaves you for someone younger.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 17, 2014
You are just another "Catherine Earnshaw" and I am not going to be another "Heathcliff!" I hope your "Edgar Linton" has indulged you and gave you all the the security you ask for...except for happiness.
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Declared by JB on Sunday, August 2, 2015
http://www.vampirefreaks.com/Thorpheus
Alright you little cunt face you got me banned because of your lying faggot(I pity gays that this guy is gay)ass! I hope your crackwhore mother gets AIDS! I hope you get AIDS after you suck your Daddy's fat prick and I hope you suffer and die alone you fucking butt...
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Declared by Greg on Thursday, August 20, 2015