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Declared by dgv on Sunday, May 5, 2013
You are so jihadded! Dhor loves mcdonalds, why save him from it?! You are wasting my time! DHOR BELONG IN MCDONALDS!
JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Dhors mcdonalds helper on Sunday, May 19, 2013
If there is such a thing as karma, boy are you FUCKED!!!! YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! You have well and truly sunk your diseased, venemous, gold digging, fucking fake assed psycho bitch fangs into your husbands family. But do you know something?......YOU ALL FUCKING DESERVE EACH OTHER! From...
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Declared by Anon on Friday, March 21, 2014
I HATE YOU M AND YOUR STUPID UGLY PETTY FACE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 11, 2017
VĂ¥ga in slava o martyra sent idag med!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
I make fun of Canadians with my friends, but I secretly think they're cool.
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Declared by Alex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
This Stack of Shitty Hamburgers has been constantly telling me stuff I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW! Wow, Bush Lied, Medicine Sucks, and Flint Michigan is a total depressing shitstain on the map? whatever. I can dig what you're saying but do you have to be so smug about it? No Fatfuck Asshole will be smitten with...
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Declared by Non-Voting American on Saturday, December 22, 2007
Make me cum already!
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Declared by Frustrated wifey on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
I have small boobies :(
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 11, 2011
Wtf is up with this bitch with a fiance always throwing a jealous fit whenever I'm with a girl she deems prettier? I put a jihad on you! I sent her an email telling her to leave me alone n she immediately goes around telling people I was stalking her... fucking nut case wtf did I do to you? Double jihad on...
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Declared by Jason on Thursday, August 25, 2011
postavent.com
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Declared by post a vent on Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Im am declaring a jihad upon you...
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Declared by Jihadaton on Friday, March 22, 2013
I hope you all go to jail for a very long time you domestic terrorists! So JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by TheTeaPartySucksBigBalls on Saturday, August 11, 2012
LOL! Some ignorant jerk named Talia Felix, who claims to be a so-called makeup and cosmetics "expert" (yeah, right: ha, ha) , is running around saying that makeup worn by 1900s - 1920s movie star Theda Bara was brightly colored: red mascara (wtf?), purple lipstick, and brown and peach eyeshadow. No way. Fake...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, September 19, 2015
You annoying son of a bitch? You think you can boss around when the manager is away? You think that by sucking his cock all the time you are qualified to manage our work
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Declared by ? on Thursday, June 28, 2018
BECUASE YOU SMELL BAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007
For forming strongly-held opinions about dimly-understood topics, for insulting his intellectual and moral superiors, for going above and beyond the call of decency, for being a total PSYCHO and for general asshattery, Jihad on you, you infidel PC Nazi douchebag!
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Declared by Zulfiqar al-Amriki on Monday, October 29, 2007
Die you!!! for not letting me join the SKILL test!! Well.. die!!!
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Declared by Chris on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Fascist Islam, Radical Muslims, and Terrorists - jihad on you and taste the shit you've been giving everyone else.
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Declared by USA on Tuesday, June 17, 2008
/facepalm
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Declared by Cancer on you on Wednesday, August 3, 2011