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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Cancer on you on Wednesday, August 3, 2011
A motherfucking JIHAD on your cruel world for letting the assholes and bitches get all the good karma while I get shitted on more and more every year. What the hell else am i supposed to do?!!! I give up.
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Declared by Lexie on Saturday, December 29, 2012
You are so jihadded! Dhor loves mcdonalds, why save him from it?! You are wasting my time! DHOR BELONG IN MCDONALDS!
JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Dhors mcdonalds helper on Sunday, May 19, 2013
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You arsehole! My car had broken down and did you bother to get out of you little wank-mobile to see if I needed help? No you beeped at me, even when I got out of my car and yelled at you, telling you what had happened! There's a place for you in hell dickhead!
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Declared by Susanna on Thursday, July 18, 2013
why do you always fucking be so hyprocritical like goddamn you need to shut the hell up all you need is another dick to suck cuz one day youre in love with boy 1 and then the other boy 2 like jesus christ ana and shes just like my mom constantly nagging and whenever im nagging she calls me a bitch and she...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 1, 2014
You know the reason why we drifted apart?
BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!
We men aren't telepaths.
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Declared by JB from ADV33 1989 on Saturday, September 5, 2015
I declare holy Jihad on the bastard in my office who keeps interrupting me while I declare jihad on my co-workers.
A pox on your winkie infidel.
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Declared by verminator on Friday, November 2, 2007
Stop giving us so much damn trig homework. Fuck, I hate TRIG!
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Declared by jihadkind on Sunday, December 16, 2007
I'm so fk'n sic of these Insurance companies being bailed out with MY FKN tax dollars. Quit GD investing in Junk Bonds and other shitty investments!!! And, then when crap hits the FAN - Maybe, you'll actually have some $$ left over. STUPID FKRS!!!!
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Declared by Concerned American on Wednesday, September 17, 2008
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
Yes, I think you're ugly. You ARE ugly. You look every day of your age plus more- and as ugly as you are on the outside, it doesn't compare to how ugly you are on the inside
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 1, 2010
I cant help if it people get on my nerves!! All she does is gossip about me. What have I ever done to her? I found out that she was gossiping about me to everyone. Do I sit there and think I deserve it? Have I ever even spoken to her in my life? Like I said, I wont start something but I will react!
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Declared by sdfsdf on Sunday, July 17, 2011
May Allah send thousands of lightning bolts to zap the self-serving know-it-all SEC Fanbois who troll sports comments sections everywhere - especially Yahoo Sports!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 22, 2011
Damn you, you selfish son of a bitch! I have to go to a library that's just 5 damn minutes away from our field station, but I can't get dropped off because you are fucking one of their volunteers as I fucking type this!! You rode her last night, fine! It didn't interfere with my schedule, but damn it man!...
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Declared by Pissed off! on Tuesday, July 3, 2012
life sucks.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Jihad on you, you idiot Bitch! Look at you! Look what you have done to yourself! You DESERVE the tears you are shedding! Why? Because you ASSHOLE, you are here venting at yourself instead of doing what needs to be done! Even though you've dug yourself such a deep grave it is probably IMPOSSIBLE to fix the...
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Declared by Lauren on Wednesday, January 11, 2017
(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
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Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
We grow weary of you and your Government cheese. You steal money from hard working Americans and then buy cheese with the money, and then give the cheese to lazy Americans.
We fight until cheese is no longer used to buy votes....and we will fight in a manner that is civil......and cheese less.
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Declared by Ex_Spy_Guy on Sunday, January 30, 2011
Child supporttttttttttt! Fake lying trying to look good ass. You cant if you dont take care of your family! You worried about what? Haha you about to be worried about something totally different. You have looked the other way one too many times while your family was suffering. You tried with the I love yous...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 16, 2011