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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hereby delare that you, Kevin Brown, are no subject to a jihad, issued under the authority of His Righteous Majesty Craig (Warden of Hulme), Your jihad is the result of your failure to wash-up in a manner of which I approve.
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Declared by Craig on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is a love/hate Jihad! Why have I become obsessed with the shiny devices from Cupertino? What is it that you do that speaks to me?
Jihad on you!
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Declared by Jim on Monday, October 8, 2007
For not visiting me in Leipzig until NOW!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
You ruin Lake Erie. You ruin Niagara Falls. Quit polluting.
Make sure you keep your bodies of WATER from catching on fire!
I determine to see you flattened.
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Declared by Jay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
ur a pure bitch....u dun knw how to treat ur students...u just bring ur fat ass 2 d class 2 show us all how interlligent u r...u freako for once give up ur childish nature n start behavin like an adult...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
This guy's proper annoying! He's in high school but acts like a 2 year old!
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Declared by The_Truth_Speeker on Monday, October 22, 2007
Make me cum already!
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Declared by Frustrated wifey on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
For engaging the OECD in a blatant political stunt by declaring War on Carbon.
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Declared by JCM on Saturday, March 8, 2008
Fuck having twins. Just fuck it.
I swear, I want to kill these goddamn wads of flesh sometimes. I wouldn't actually DO it, of course...but the urge is there. There's got to be some out-of-the-way dumpsters I could toss them in, right?
All I want is a few minutes of quiet - a moment alone - a cigarette...
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Declared by Loving mother on Monday, March 10, 2008
No comments needed.
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Declared by Joost Canters on Sunday, July 27, 2008
They are rip off artists, with incompetent customer service.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 10, 2008
human beings are not HERBIVORES! nature decided they should eat other animals lower on the evolutionary ladder! eat a pork chop you pussy (by the way this isn't the site to get into some religious debate OK?!)
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Declared by Carnivore on Sunday, May 24, 2009
After giving me the WORST acrylic "black" tips that I have ever had for my senior prom, and making me bleed without apology, you took $5 out of my wallet when I wasn't planning on tipping your sorry ass in the first place.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 1, 2010
for bringing disappointment after disappointment.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 7, 2010
I have small boobies :(
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 11, 2011
Psalm 28:4 NIV
Repay them for their deeds and for their evil work; repay them for what
their hands have done and bring back upon them what they deserve.
Proverbs 3:27 NIV
Do not withhold good from those who deserve it, when it is in your power to act.
Deuteronomy 32:36 NIV
The LORD will judge...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 21, 2011
Stop finding the loves of your lives after dating me -___- It's making me feel like shit about myself that I'm never worth it since you never come back for me. Fuck you both. Seriously.
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Declared by Pity Party Planner on Tuesday, June 19, 2012
I WILL SLAY YOUR GOATS
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Declared by Bashar Al-Assad on Wednesday, April 16, 2014
HIDING THE TRUTH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
For being a true cocksucker and fuckface - eat shit packy
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 25, 2013