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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIM SO BORED!!!!!!
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Declared by bored on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Damn you, you selfish son of a bitch! I have to go to a library that's just 5 damn minutes away from our field station, but I can't get dropped off because you are fucking one of their volunteers as I fucking type this!! You rode her last night, fine! It didn't interfere with my schedule, but damn it man!...
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Declared by Pissed off! on Tuesday, July 3, 2012
I hope you like your jihad you faggotron!
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Declared by Anus on Monday, June 25, 2012
life sucks.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I declare jihad on you! May your salad be covered in dingleberries. May your ass grow ever wider. May your false bravado be crushed in a stream of your own tears. May you choke on a chicken bone and claw your way half-way out of your office where I will walk over your rotting corpse. May you be...
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Declared by Crenshaw on Friday, July 1, 2016
Mother fucker I know you're just using me. You obviously don't see me as a human being, oh you think I'll be your fucking atm. Oi fucktard guess what? You're fucking obvious motherfucker I'm not gonna go and pick you up. I told you I'm busy asshole, Oh fuck don't blame for you not getting a job you fucking...
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Declared by Someguy on Thursday, June 14, 2018
I declare a holy war on Johnnie's car insurance company for being incompetent pricks. See how they like that, eh?
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
PANDAN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Saaaala U.P. ka hai, phir bhi isse B.C. ka matlab nahi pataaa
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Declared by Rakesh Juyal on Monday, October 15, 2007
For forming strongly-held opinions about dimly-understood topics, for insulting his intellectual and moral superiors, for going above and beyond the call of decency, for being a total PSYCHO and for general asshattery, Jihad on you, you infidel PC Nazi douchebag!
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Declared by Zulfiqar al-Amriki on Monday, October 29, 2007
jihad on this day as im not gonna get either!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 14, 2008
So there is this boy in choir with me who is really mean and rude who thinks he is really funny but in reality he is not. He like made this whole list of lol's and I told him to add one and he was like that's not funny in front of everyone. !. I was kinding & 2. who the fuck makes a list like that loser!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 13, 2009
are quite stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 24, 2010
I love universtiy because all my profs claim to be teaching us to think on our own.
The thing they bring up most is "breaking preconcieved notions"
I have heard this f*cking qoute millions of times. I have heard it so many times that I think those are the only words left in my vocabulary.
...No...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
I have a friend named Alex. Alex likes my other friend, Emma. Alex often comes to me for advice on Emma, until he confesses and finds out she just wants to be friends. Alex really loves her, and wants her to love him so still continues to come to me for advice. Emma really likes Aaron, a complete douchebag,...
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Declared by Peaches on Sunday, January 5, 2014
Liked this dood that i like new since were both like kids . A littl ewhile ago had a dance found it in my self to ask him he said yea . I told him about me liking him and he just looked at me like i have four eyes . Like what the fuck, he didn't know don't know what it took for me as a girl to say that. Then...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 15, 2014
jesus chris WHY AM I LIKE THIS im a fatass whiny annoying stupid bitch. can i shut up ONCE amd not bother others with my own damn problems. fucking attention hungry dumbass.
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Declared by dumb on Wednesday, June 20, 2018
dini huera fraueschüss bim tschüttele göndmer sowas vu uf dnüss
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Declared by Flo on Monday, October 8, 2007
My idiot boss has fallen for anything with an English accent. Sales people and engineers that quit, and a project manager that could not manage his way out of a wet paper bag.
A pox and holy jihad upon you all.
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Declared by Verminator on Friday, October 19, 2007
For gouging our pockets over the last 5 years and yet having the balls to declare record profits to your stock holders!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 28, 2007