Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
i place a jihad on connex trains as they suck!
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Declared by Commuter on Monday, October 29, 2007
I declare war at faulty values, the deathism in particularly. Mostly all religious people can be tagged as deathists. And almost all atheists too. They want to die of old age eventually. They want me to grow old and die, they want you to die the same way, everyone. Is not it freaky? They say it's "natural"....
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Declared by Ev on Monday, August 18, 2008
All suffering you will endure in your patethic, small life you deserve.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 28, 2008
for having shite chat this eve.
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Declared by Fuckloaf. x on Tuesday, January 26, 2010
I love universtiy because all my profs claim to be teaching us to think on our own.
The thing they bring up most is "breaking preconcieved notions"
I have heard this f*cking qoute millions of times. I have heard it so many times that I think those are the only words left in my vocabulary.
...No...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Yeah especially when you tell someone something and they hop off the phone with you and hop right back on! Why so obsessed? I especially love when I come onto one of these sites and see subliminal messages after I've talked to a certain someone.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 14, 2011
For trying to stuff your hoplophobic agenda up America's back passage with your Firearms Fatwa, we, the Constitution loving vast, silent majority of the United States of America say: SHAME! Jihad on YOU!
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Declared by Citizens of the Republic on Thursday, May 2, 2013
You're just another Tumblr social justice warrior jerk, because you made the idiotic comment that "literally all Americans hate" the U.S. educational system. How do you know that - did you actually interview and conduct a survey with literally all Americans in order to determine this? Somehow, I doubt very...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, July 4, 2015
Microsoft kills babies
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
dini huera fraueschüss bim tschüttele göndmer sowas vu uf dnüss
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Declared by Flo on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am doing this because you have high speed internet and you don't play Halo 3!!! But seriously i hope you die and I played Halo 3 on line all day Saturday and it was spectacular.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why? Why is it that you are the only string that ever goes horribly out of tune? Do you crave attention? Do you HAVE to be different? It doesnt make sense, you're the only one thats ever difficult.
Heres a Jihad on you, "B"itch String!!
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Declared by MichaeleahciM on Sunday, February 10, 2008
I like to put strawberry syrup in your mother’s milk, God willing, a cinnamon star gets its wings tonight.
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Declared by ralph on Monday, February 28, 2011
It was a good run but I have to square up after 15 years. I'm tired of you guy calling me to tempt me to act as a inebriated rebel teenager. I'm basically 30...Why don't you mothafuckaz chill the fuck out. Follow some of my positivity change or this softcore jihad will continue.
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Declared by New Man on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
for fucks sake give me a god damn break once in a while
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Declared by mike on Tuesday, February 18, 2014
no more. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I let you in. I fucking let you in and you completely destroyed me. The worst thing about betrayal is to know it's done by someone you trusted the most. It takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it. Go fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 30, 2015
I love butt sex with you but now that you have cheated on me with jackson, I feel our love is lost.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 3, 2016
There's something wrong with the gays who scream that they hate the opposite sex- especially their own opposite sex parent - disturbing.
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Declared by anon. on Saturday, April 1, 2017