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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIf they aren't developing a site allowing humans to express their hatred they are dancing like drunk-ass strippers to Fleetwood Mac's greatest hits. All the while not playing with me.
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Declared by Heck, Yeah! on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I hate you for not completing the Title Policy Workflow
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Declared by Afzal Wali on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hereby delare that you, Kevin Brown, are no subject to a jihad, issued under the authority of His Righteous Majesty Craig (Warden of Hulme), Your jihad is the result of your failure to wash-up in a manner of which I approve.
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Declared by Craig on Monday, October 8, 2007
PANDAN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Young folk who think it's fun to let off fireworks at 10:30 at night.
Ha ha, only it's not funny as I've got to tiny folk who are trying to sleep, and are scared shitless by the loud bangs.
Little Scroutes, save it for bonfire night.
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Declared by Matt on Friday, October 12, 2007
Fascist Islam, Radical Muslims, and Terrorists - jihad on you and taste the shit you've been giving everyone else.
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Declared by USA on Tuesday, June 17, 2008
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
Jihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down!
Signed,
The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING THE MOST UNHELPFUL AND USELESS TEACHER OF ALL TIME. MAY THE SQUIRRELS YOU STUDY DESTROY YOUR HOME AND TURN YOU INTO A FOOD SOURCE.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 6, 2012
I declare jihad on you! May your salad be covered in dingleberries. May your ass grow ever wider. May your false bravado be crushed in a stream of your own tears. May you choke on a chicken bone and claw your way half-way out of your office where I will walk over your rotting corpse. May you be...
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Declared by Crenshaw on Friday, July 1, 2016
fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 18, 2017
Yeah. Feel my jihad.
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Declared by fil on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I hereby declare a holy war against the smug, jargon-spouting, money-wasting old boy network of the Bishops' Conference of England and Wales.
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Declared by Damian Thompson on Monday, October 8, 2007
For leaving us with LP
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Declared by John on Monday, October 8, 2007
dini huera fraueschüss bim tschüttele göndmer sowas vu uf dnüss
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Declared by Flo on Monday, October 8, 2007
A mo*&#*&#er who spends most of his day getting loads of money from his weblogs. He hates tits. Infidel.
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Declared by Morroida on Monday, October 8, 2007
iTunes updates - why is it that I have to download the entire application every time Apple updates iTunes? It's called incremental updates! Get a fucking clue and stop forcing me to download 50 megs to listen to a fucking song.
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Declared by dumpster on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Wankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007
Jihad on you! This site used to have my cheesy beef picture on it
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Declared by Paul on Monday, May 19, 2008