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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down!
Signed,
The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
I am so fucking done with this bullshit, my blood related relatives, are not my family, they are a bunch of narcissistic pricks who have their heads up their own asses, they need to get a fucking clue about why I have bad grades, can you not take a fucking hint? I'm smart as fucking hell, I know that,...
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Declared by Jared Griffin on Monday, June 24, 2013
It was a good run but I have to square up after 15 years. I'm tired of you guy calling me to tempt me to act as a inebriated rebel teenager. I'm basically 30...Why don't you mothafuckaz chill the fuck out. Follow some of my positivity change or this softcore jihad will continue.
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Declared by New Man on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
I declare a Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Becker on Monday, June 25, 2012
WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING TO BEAT MY BROKE ASS INTO THE DIRT AND BURY ME. 400 FOR A SHINY PLASTIC BOX AND 60 FOR A CONTROLLER AND ANOTHER 60 FOR EVERY MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN GAME. OH DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET THE XBOX LIVE MEMBERSHIP! I MAY AS WELL PUT MY FUCKING GAME INTO MY CUISINART TOASTER AND IT WILL...
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Declared by EVERYONE on Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Andrew
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Declared by Andrew on Monday, May 25, 2015
fuck u
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Declared by fuckker on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Yeah. Feel my jihad.
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Declared by fil on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Anti Lovers
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Declared by Khan on Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Wankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007
(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
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Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
I love universtiy because all my profs claim to be teaching us to think on our own.
The thing they bring up most is "breaking preconcieved notions"
I have heard this f*cking qoute millions of times. I have heard it so many times that I think those are the only words left in my vocabulary.
...No...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Child supporttttttttttt! Fake lying trying to look good ass. You cant if you dont take care of your family! You worried about what? Haha you about to be worried about something totally different. You have looked the other way one too many times while your family was suffering. You tried with the I love yous...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 16, 2011
I declare a Jihad against you, Nick, for travesties against me and my beliefs and the attempted destruction of all that is right.
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Declared by Aalee "The Butcher" bin Imamul Muttaqeen on Monday, April 2, 2012
start appreciating stuff i do for you and not look back on "al you did for me"
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Declared by pissedoff on Thursday, July 25, 2013
lalalal
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Declared by Clara on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
What the fuck kind of name is Realtors anyway? You're a real estate agent that bribes a corporation to give you your fancy smancy name. Who gives a fuck?
I don't give a shit of I get my burritos from a Cookator or not, or my car fixed be a Mechanitor, or my lovin' from a Prostitor. I sure as shit don't...
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Declared by NAR jazeera on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare jihad on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Stop giving us so much damn trig homework. Fuck, I hate TRIG!
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Declared by jihadkind on Sunday, December 16, 2007
No comments needed.
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Declared by Joost Canters on Sunday, July 27, 2008