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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI realize it's a loaner from the dealership and I realize that I'm lucky they provide that service, but I still feel like a total loser driving down the street in what appears to be an artist's representation of a cartoon insect. The engine kinda sounds like that too. I hope my car - my big, manly, hulking,...
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Declared by Andrew on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
For leaving us with LP
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Declared by John on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hereby delare that you, Kevin Brown, are no subject to a jihad, issued under the authority of His Righteous Majesty Craig (Warden of Hulme), Your jihad is the result of your failure to wash-up in a manner of which I approve.
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Declared by Craig on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop giving us so much damn trig homework. Fuck, I hate TRIG!
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Declared by jihadkind on Sunday, December 16, 2007
For gouging our pockets over the last 5 years and yet having the balls to declare record profits to your stock holders!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 28, 2007
(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
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Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
Somebody PLEASE explain to me, how the FUCK does one open these god damn things. I've just about peeled the skin on one of my hands doing so.
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Declared by You on Tuesday, January 5, 2010
May your hair fall out and the grime and germs on your skin from not washing or cleaning yourself properly turn into some form of skin disease that makes small children scream in terror and adult men cry.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 19, 2010
I cant help if it people get on my nerves!! All she does is gossip about me. What have I ever done to her? I found out that she was gossiping about me to everyone. Do I sit there and think I deserve it? Have I ever even spoken to her in my life? Like I said, I wont start something but I will react!
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Declared by sdfsdf on Sunday, July 17, 2011
IM SO BORED!!!!!!
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Declared by bored on Sunday, July 24, 2011
For trying to stuff your hoplophobic agenda up America's back passage with your Firearms Fatwa, we, the Constitution loving vast, silent majority of the United States of America say: SHAME! Jihad on YOU!
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Declared by Citizens of the Republic on Thursday, May 2, 2013
Since you are such a sanctimonious jerkface promoting your own preferences at other people, including you fucking taste for music. There's one thing I can do to get back at you. I'll put up my New Wave collection... a genre you always hate... on high volume during the day when you plan to sleep after your...
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Declared by Mad but Glad on Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Hell on earth. Creaking, understaffed, tatty, dirty, smelly, a service culture that makes a mockery of the word, and a black hole for your bags.
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Declared by Exasperated on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I hate you for not completing the Title Policy Workflow
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Declared by Afzal Wali on Monday, October 8, 2007
PANDAN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Young folk who think it's fun to let off fireworks at 10:30 at night.
Ha ha, only it's not funny as I've got to tiny folk who are trying to sleep, and are scared shitless by the loud bangs.
Little Scroutes, save it for bonfire night.
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Declared by Matt on Friday, October 12, 2007
Jihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down!
Signed,
The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
I declare a Jihad against you, Nick, for travesties against me and my beliefs and the attempted destruction of all that is right.
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Declared by Aalee "The Butcher" bin Imamul Muttaqeen on Monday, April 2, 2012
Motherfucking pigs, hope you all die from lead poisoning. The high velocity kind. Die you fucking morons!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
Screw your crappy ass driving abilities. Learn what yield means instead of trying to hit me because your lane runs out and your to stupid to read. Learn to step on the damn gas pedal. AND learn to be in the lane you need to be to take an exit instead of always being in the left lane and trying to take a...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007