Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI would like to give a good hearty FUCK YOU to HP for providing horse shit support for over 2 years now. Assholes, you can't even tell me which fucking vents on my laptop are for exhaust and intake. Go fuck yourself! I'll build my own PC next time!
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Declared by Burning My Wrists Off On This Fucking Notebook on Wednesday, December 21, 2011
YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING HOUSE KEYS AGAIN!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
FUCK YOU!!!! I fucking hate your stupid, fat assed, ugly, lying face you back stabbing BITCH!!!! You are totally pathetic! You think you are smarter than everyone else but yet you let that cock sucking, gold digging whore that is married to your eldest brother play you like a fucking fiddle!!!! You make...
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Declared by Lady Justice on Thursday, March 20, 2014
Energy vampire
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Declared by Al on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Yeah. Feel my jihad.
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Declared by fil on Sunday, October 7, 2007
do some work and make a sale you loser!!!!
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Declared by your boss on Monday, October 8, 2007
Diminish your vital signs until they are nor perceivable.
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Declared by Me on Monday, October 8, 2007
A curse on you and your Infidel Vibrator!
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Declared by Ted on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Because my grades currently suck and I want to declare jihad on something.
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Declared by Karen on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Dearest mummy,
I'm sick and fuging tried of your bullcrap obbsession with searching for the slut my father is cheating on you with on myspace and making me search for her and spy on her as well....wasn't it you who said you wwouldn't give a damn if he did? SHUT UP AND MOVE ON ALREADY DAMMIT!!!...
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Declared by Dearest daughter on Sunday, November 22, 2009
I declare jihad on you for making me help you with your crap meeting and then not coming to get me once lunch started. Was it because of my new hair style you old bigot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING THE MOST UNHELPFUL AND USELESS TEACHER OF ALL TIME. MAY THE SQUIRRELS YOU STUDY DESTROY YOUR HOME AND TURN YOU INTO A FOOD SOURCE.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 6, 2012
You backstabbing, sweet-talking, malicious BITCH
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
That crappy peace of code steals me my Sunday Night. Why should a programm make any sense? Why should have Macromedia placed the features where someone would look for them? Hope Adobe kills that crap and rebuilds it from the scratch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I know there is a big group of you out there who only go to Mc Donalds as most of the time it is the only place thats available to us on that long journey somewhere.
Then after we start driving we open up the bag, hold the bun, notice it's not warm enough, hope that when we take a bite it's much...
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Declared by Donald on Monday, October 8, 2007
Get a life you played out beezy!
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Declared by geztron on Monday, October 8, 2007
you fucking suck people. I don't give a shit that jack was hitting on rachel last night at the bar. I don't give a shit that you hate your fucking job. i don't give a shit that you think your sad little life is so important that the whole fucking world should heard your pathetically trivial conversation....
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Declared by a fucking hater on Monday, October 8, 2007
Useless, clueless, inefficient, worthless cunts. It's impossible to get anything done correctly with Y!SM. When I call for support they give the most rubbish explanations and can almost NEVER provide support. And the traffic they send is piggly shit. Become Google or butt out you wastes of space!
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Declared by Search Advertiser on Saturday, October 13, 2007
JAQLA ZOKK TAL BAMBOO GO SORMU..
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Declared by UNKNOWN on Sunday, January 17, 2010
Stop online piracy not our human rights and liberty ! Go censor stuff in hell american congress ! JIHAD ON YOU !
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Declared by The world on Wednesday, January 18, 2012