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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI strongly dislike the Sabbath I've spent with my family. It sucked a big time! I don't care to sit with a little kid who whines all the time about his food. It takes forever to satisfy him. Pain in the ass!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 6, 2014
You fucking idiots . WHY IN THE HOLIEST SHIT SHOULD SCHOOL TEACH US DECIMAL NUMBERS WHEN THERE ARE MORE USEFUL THINGS . WHO IS THE BRAINLESS GOAT WHO DECIDES THIS
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Declared by Angryitalianstudent22 on Saturday, February 10, 2018
This creepy-looking, flabby German guy was smirking and ridiculing me on the bus on Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks, CA (within Los Angeles). I have no idea why. I was just quietly sitting there, and he mad mocking faces at me. At least I'm not flabby and out of shape. And he was setting a bad example for...
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Declared by anonymous lady on Wednesday, July 11, 2018
why....WHY?!?!?! you have failed me one too many times. i am to the point where i want to become a eunuch. you and your premature happy times and random limpness are driving me to my wit's end. it's over, little red rocket...over.
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Declared by frustrated in the bed on Sunday, September 9, 2007
May your name be forever obliterated from the work week and find its way into the weekend's anus.
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
Fuck that. I created this squad because you fuckers were too lazy to do it. I gave out tasks in order to make things run smoothly. I worked hard to make sure people didn't argue, and our chat was a place where people were happy. Sure I kicked Nilek, but hes a douche. Fuck that.
And then everyone...
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Declared by Marcin Tasz on Friday, October 5, 2007
YOU DO NOT LOVE CORGI'S I KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You're SD #2
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Go home already so he can shut up!
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Declared by Not so plain white T on Monday, October 8, 2007
Clueless self-absorbing moron who claims to be my best friend
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Declared by Tasha on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I can understand not letting people smoke in the buildings, but banning outdoor smoking is absurd.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
People that play music at the back of the bus.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
In the name of Allah the Almighty Creator of the World I declare jihad on YOU. Yes, you've heard right, on YOU. May Allah crush you and may you be required to exists without paper towels from eternity to eternity. Inshallah
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Declared by kauder.welsch on Monday, October 29, 2007
Having the perfect boyfriend. DANG YOU!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 29, 2007
YOU F***ING MOTHERF*CKERS ARE SUCH CUNTS YOU DELETED ALL MY EMAILS YOU ALSO DELETED ALL THE GREAT NEWS ARTICLES AND LEFT THE CRAPPY ONES BEHIND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? I HOPE YOU GO BUST THIS YEAR!!!
F*CK YAHOO!!
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Declared by F*CKYAHOO on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
How could you be so fuckin' dumb! There goes your career, you slut!
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Declared by Britney Spears on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
crappy world, so global and lazy
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Declared by rgerg on Monday, March 8, 2010
Is it me mumbling or is it your hearing and your lack of common sense? I said Telstra, not "Toshtra". What the hell is a "Toshtra" anyway?
Sounds like you just need something to WHINGE about again.
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Declared by No you on Thursday, December 30, 2010
My stupid grandmother who is really god damned corrupt and tells lies in order to get my grandfather to get pissed off at me .
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Declared by Isabella Perez on Monday, May 11, 2015
A JIHAD ON YOU COCK SMUGGLING ASSHOLE!
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Declared by Muhammed on Friday, January 13, 2012