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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoi paid five bucks for my breakfast this morning, mostly because i wanted pancakes. standing one space behind you with ten pancakes left, i figured there'd be plenty. but no, apparently it takes exactly ten pancakes to feed your ninety pound sorority girl body. because of you, i had to downgrade to biscuits....
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Declared by derek on Monday, September 10, 2007
All of you were sons and one daughter of bitches. Corrupt, lying, stealing, cheating, shameless bastards and a bitch. Hope you, your families and your future generations get raped day in day out.
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Declared by A Paki on Monday, October 8, 2007
n00b
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
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Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Fucking fake bitch! Fuck off!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I hate you so much because people who work at the f-ing DMV look like overachieving GENIUSES next to you. You're slow, you're stupid, you're rude, and the peeps at the burger kind two blocks over ALSO look like overachieving geniuses compared to you.
Why is it so difficult to be speedy, courteous, and...
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Declared by I SEE FAT PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For knowingly and wantingly dealing in business with the infidel and for impersonating the prophet
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Declared by Jon Withaar on Sunday, October 14, 2007
I hereby declare that all the kurdish terrorists in the world must be eradicated! Those sodomized kurdish people have been attacking on Turkey for over 25 years killing almost 30.000 innocents! They killed us 30.000 times but the rest of the world do still support them and call them as "freedomfighters" and...
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Declared by whocares on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
i put a jihad on you and your family!
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
Their f*cking up our country.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
My fellow americans, i am here to apoligize for my shitty job at being president. So please, Jihad on my old ass.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
I hate all of you! You're all sick and twisted, each in a unique way. Every one of you is a liar and a cheater and full only of yourselves. I hate the whole world and it's you motherfuckers that keep it going. If I could I would kill everyone. Personally. And when the Earth was finally free from your filth,...
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Declared by shinigami on Sunday, November 8, 2009
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
FUCK YOU! YOUR GOVT SHOULD BE FUCKED BY ALLAH UP THE ASS FOR THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO MY COUNTRY!
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Declared by A CITIZEN on Monday, July 4, 2011
Derek Reung is da most azn azn boi eva. He eat da dog erryday and a bok chong choi le chirmafan. Chidofu chow mein mother fucker.
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Declared by The other Azn Bois on Thursday, February 17, 2011
Yeah. Talk to me and find goss out like you did on that other site. LOL! I cant open up to people. I havent been letting people too close to me these days. Arms length. Pretty cool you found me here! Ooo....theres a uni library near where I live. I go there to study. One of the cafes at that uni make the...
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Declared by sdsdf on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
you're an uncreative bitch and I hate you
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Declared by agafsdgdfg on Sunday, July 14, 2013
you lied, you're the meanest kid in school, stop playn the victim. everyone knows how much of a bitch you are always gossipin, outcastin people can't wait to see whats coming for you
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Declared by Rozzzzcoooo on Saturday, July 14, 2012
I declare a jihad on all proofs
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2012