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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 1, 2009
David does not love me like I love Camels. I CLAIM JIHAD ON THIS AMERICAN PIG DOG INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
The Swim&Dive team declares a Jihad on Ouachita Baptist University for not allowing them to wear speedos to sporting events. Hey Keldon, Adam and Eve were naked...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 16, 2010
I declare jihad on you for making me help you with your crap meeting and then not coming to get me once lunch started. Was it because of my new hair style you old bigot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Im going to get myself a cupcake today!
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Declared by twertwe on Saturday, July 16, 2011
This female atheist thinks that if you want your female coreligionists to wear hijabs, you should wear hijabs too.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 23, 2011
This idiot from my past annoys me to bits!!! ARGH!!
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Declared by idiot on Monday, July 25, 2011
So glad that people want to Jihad you. You mean, selfish, cold blooded jerk. why do people hate you so much that they love you. Do us good and just dissappear.
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Declared by PomisBITCH on Saturday, April 21, 2012
GO SUCK MITT'S ITTY BITTY FLEA SIZED DICK YA NEO-NAZI MOTHER(literally)FUCKER! JIHAD ON YOU DELIVERENCE!
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Declared by stfutrolls on Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Fuck you David you sniveling pathetic little weasel, fuck you and all your time wasting bullshit, stop ringing me about stupid trivial matters and get the fuck on with your job you absolute moron! accusing us of ripping you off,and all your bullshit imaginary situations that never fucking happen, you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
I don't get it. I grew up in the Wesleyan Church and had some really good times there. I went to youth camps and graduated from a Wesleyan university (a real one).
I just don't get it though. Every single Wesleyan church I've been to (and I'm talking HUNDREDS of them) are absolutely terrible. They're...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 17, 2014
for being computer science major.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 4, 2007
"I'm placing a jihad on you!"
"Just, like, whatever.."
You will burn in the fires of hell for being such a pathetic way of ending a conversation.
Nothing about you is funny. The people who use you are not funny. The world would be a better place without you.
You are a statement used by a generation...
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Declared by Garry on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are under qualified and over compensated, i hope you die on a plane to Vegas!!!! Seriously though we need to hang out when you get back so you can tell me how to bamboozle people into sending you on a plane across the US of A.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007
All hell on German Speaking Arabs! Down with them all!!
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Declared by Dudley on Monday, October 8, 2007
There is a sign on the door, is it that hard to follow 1 simple request?!?!?!?
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
Neznasam ta !!!! jihaaad na tebaaaa jebaaaa :D
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Declared by geno on Monday, October 8, 2007
Mormons who believe america is the centre christianity, who are narrow minded and down right annoying. Allah!
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Declared by William Tildesley on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Why, oh why, do people think they should call me at something like 8AM when they know it's the only day I can sleep in? And I really need my rest this time?
At least call with a reason...
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Declared by Martijn on Thursday, October 18, 2007
This guy or "KUT!" shouldn't be alive!
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Declared by Some guy with pants down on Thursday, November 15, 2007