Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe fuckers that after 100 years of service still can't get a train to arrive on time, but have the audacity to strike five times a years.
The fuckers that shut half of the tube system every weekend for engineering because they can't fix anything during the night like they do in any other country in the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
All of you were sons and one daughter of bitches. Corrupt, lying, stealing, cheating, shameless bastards and a bitch. Hope you, your families and your future generations get raped day in day out.
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Declared by upset negro on Monday, October 8, 2007
HOLY WAR IS ON!!! (jk, this site is funny though, stupid, but funny)
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Declared by Corey Conner on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring a workplace Jihad on you... ALOOO AKBAR
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Declared by Rony on Monday, October 8, 2007
Need you ask why?
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Declared by CG on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Beware;
Judgment day is coming
In your faces bitches!
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Declared by holyoffender on Monday, February 16, 2009
Sick twisted pervers shit. How anyone can find The Shari'a sensibel is beyond my comprehension. Move society forward not back to the Dark ages and further.
Quit this madness now!
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Declared by decraux on Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Dear Bill Gates,
What the fuck? I thought I was getting a good deal here. Then as the weeks went by, Vista kept revealing it's true customers. You're an asshole and can go fuck yourself, and if you don't like that, you can print this and stick it up your ASS HOLE!
Signed,
Thinking of developing his...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, August 23, 2009
for coming up with stupid suggestions on Globe branding.
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Declared by Ibrahim Khan on Friday, March 26, 2010
You and your stupid bitch of a wife kept me up till 4 am with your domestic disputing! FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BREAK UP ALREADY! I heard the evidence that it's NOT working.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
You know what? Screw you! You suck! You are one of the worst people I've ever had to work with! I hate that you throw a tantrum when anyone disagrees with you. I hate it when you attack me, personally, with your crap when you're having a bad day. I hate that you lecture me about MY life and news flash, that...
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Declared by One angry designer! on Saturday, January 7, 2012
Hey Douche Bag. Wanna play games with me? Check for an I.E.D. under your bed, your car, even your mailbox shit head.
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
You are one insensitive mofo. God forgive me for my words but I am just SO FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW. DO YOU ENJOY GETTING MY HOPES HIGH? Well, enjoy it while you still can, when I earn money, I'll buy whatever I want!
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Declared by M. Parker on Sunday, April 22, 2012
GO SUCK MITT'S ITTY BITTY FLEA SIZED DICK YA NEO-NAZI MOTHER(literally)FUCKER! JIHAD ON YOU DELIVERENCE!
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Declared by stfutrolls on Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Weil er die Atommasse von Strontium nicht kennt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
I hope these fuckwits get some nasty disease and leave this world. I wish them all the bad.
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Declared by Sachin on Monday, October 8, 2012
JIHAD ON YOU, JIHAD ON YOUR MOTHER, JIHAD ON YOUR COW
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Declared by jihad jhon on Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Ever since you said that you "don't bake cookies" I've thought you were a bee-yatch.
We need more cookies in this world and less lawyers.
Bee-yatch!
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Declared by Betty Crocker on Monday, September 10, 2007
Damn you, slightly obscured and wobbly mixed-cap text! I thought you wanted XogH8, but no... you wanted x0gHB!!! Horse farts!!!
All I wanted to do was buy my front-row Nickelback tickets, but after two hours, you've relegated me to nosebleed status. I'm a rocker, not friggin' Robert Langdon!!!
Was...
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Declared by Todd E on Wednesday, September 12, 2007
So, uh, we removed your graffiti and we know where you live. We also sent a letter to your mom's landlord and the cops have your spraycan.
You want to scare me, become a lawyer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 27, 2007