Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Brent on Sunday, October 7, 2007
There is a sign on the door, is it that hard to follow 1 simple request?!?!?!?
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
Since we are soon only gonna be able to feed about 2 billion people (peak oil => less fertilizers => agricultural productivity going down the drain). I propose a Jihad on everybody who is just plain useles and has contributed to the desaster by: ignorance, denial, hatred, religious belief, cynism.
Once...
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Declared by Who cares on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
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Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You throw mini darts at me all day long while I'm trying to work. Ignoring you no longer works because although you used to just enjoy getting a reaction out of me, you know just love the idea of darts sticking in my body and the resulting drops of blood. Stop this madness and stop throwing those dumb...
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Declared by Jon Hinkle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Ah a shit head! He started it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
alert(document.cookie);
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 2, 2007
For not updating your website so that reading all of the jihads is easier - get to work you lazy asses!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
god dammit kyle. i put a jihad on you.
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
fuck you for being a total asshole and never listening to me and acting like a four year old you stupid fucktard
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 2, 2012
I hate dealing with fucking idiots on eBay, the buyers always get favoritism over the sellers which are the ones who made eBay their BILLIONS. I closed my account because of this but now they said I have to wait 180 days before it officially closes? SON OF A BITCH! I even requested the 3 buyers who didn't...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 14, 2011
I hate you! You took everything away from me! I can feel my heart breaking every time I look at you! I wish you had never come into my life you self righteous son of a bitch!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
for laughing at me when I hurt my foot
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Stop finding the loves of your lives after dating me -___- It's making me feel like shit about myself that I'm never worth it since you never come back for me. Fuck you both. Seriously.
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Declared by Pity Party Planner on Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Wow from Delvin to Joy both from Radazz and both ginger you sure like to make peeps jealos
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 14, 2012
You fuckface dickless asswipe. Ihave news for your ass you don't rule the world and for the record define the term tax fraud jackass. Cause very soon the irs will be coming for you. MOOOHAAHAHA BITCH!
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Declared by justice on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
why do they plague us?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
How great is this website?
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Declared by Johnson on Thursday, May 28, 2015
You are pure evil. You decieve and manipulate. may you rote in hell for corrupted so many people.
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Declared by jaydeviant on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just leave me alone, will you?
I do not care to answer your endless list of questions just because I'm going through something!
They are like snot coming out of my nose and never stops.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007