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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoBecause you're gay.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
Dear Balatarin, I declare a holy war on you because of troubles,bugs and frustrations the users have encountered lately.
May God save you from hell !
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
For wanting bananas all throughout the day. I mean as if your mouth isn't tired from scarfing down all those bananas, but no - you entice it by having it one every hour. And then proceed to tie yourself up. I declare all holy fucking war on your banana loving ass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why can't they start sucking in July? I mean how distressing is it to watch them play well through September, and then systematically fold in October? My expectations constantly get set too high by this team. Why can't they simply suck all the time? Stop breaking our hearts, lose all the time, not just...
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Declared by Cubs Fan on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Need you ask why?
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Declared by CG on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
This is JIHAD !!!
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
Teh Culvars (Leah Culver) brought a big bucket of fail to this years Future of Web Apps Conference. She didn't even teach us mere mortals about the string maths that she's used with such great success on pownce.
Shortly after that she took over a panel aimed at developing a web app in 40 minutes and...
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Declared by Skully on Friday, February 29, 2008
Their f*cking up our country.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Every year, more than 30,000 people die of the regular flu. So swine flu really is no big deal. The only difference is that this flu is air born (spreads easier), but the media sure loves to milk it for all its worth.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
I mother fucking Jihad your saggy ass, Stupid. My friends know where you live.
All bets are off, fuckwad.
There will be pain & it will leave a mark Dipshit fag
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 6, 2009
shoobakhali!! tof tof! i make jihad on your pinky toes! they are so ugly that god hates even the name i give to them so i have to spit after i say the name so he wont get mad! they are unnatural to this world like a cross between a donkey and a dog!!! shoobakhai! tof tof!
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Declared by JJ on Wednesday, September 21, 2011
for coming up with stupid suggestions on Globe branding.
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Declared by Ibrahim Khan on Friday, March 26, 2010
to the tall, white man, in his 50's, white hair. bald on top who drives a silver BMW 336I, New York plates: ESL6017:
Congrats on abusing your blind, elderly, sick chocolate lab named Kelly. Of course Kelly the dog caused her blindness & is at fault for being such a burden, Are you out of you fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Is it really so hard to fucking clear up after yourself for once?!? I feel sorry for any woman who has to live with you. You are a drain on everyone around you, being an inconvenience, a cost and an irritation without any forseeable gain. Get your arse together and do something worthwhile for once in your...
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Declared by Raeface on Tuesday, August 3, 2010
You're a dick which is funny considering the size of yours...
and I faked it
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 12, 2011
Psalm 4:2
How long will you people turn my glory into shame? How long will you love delusions and seek false gods ?
Psalm 10:3
He boasts about the cravings of his heart; he blesses the greedy and reviles the LORD.
CHARACTER ยป OF THE WICKED Boastful (Psalms 10:3;49:6)
Deuteronomy 8:2
Remember...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 23, 2011
Thanks for being uncaring and bitchy when I need you. Real sweet of you.
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Declared by Fuck you. on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Jihad on you over protective parents! Not only is she a fucking adult, but we are engaged. Yet she has to fight with you to even see me let alone stay the night with me. Such freaking bull. Really, I want to see my girlfriend more then once a week without her having to fight with you the whole week before...
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Declared by Pissed Off Girlfriend on Saturday, August 6, 2011
How can your name be Jihad? JIHAD ON U
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Declared by Birkeroedhater54 on Friday, May 17, 2013