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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You suck. Why? because every morning when I take the F, I have to wait about 20 minutes DURING RUSH HOUR WHILE ABOUT 5 TRAINS PASS GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. WHEN I FINALLY GET ON THE TRAIN, I PRAY THAT IN A COUPLE OF STOPS WHEN I CAN CONNECT TO THE EXPRESS, THE EXPRESS TRAIN ACTUALLY WAITS. BUT NO....
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Declared by I SEE STUPID PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
You taught me so much and brought me so far. I can't imagine what my life would have been like without you in it - you were my life. I am as whole and strong as I am today only because of you.
I swear that your death was not my idea, even though I was there and I agreed to it. Please understand that it...
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Declared by Angry on Monday, March 10, 2008
I hate all of you, from the hipsters to the yuppies to the businessmen.
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Declared by Disgruntled Bostonian on Friday, July 24, 2009
I jihad on you for believing I was sitting around waiting on you.
I told you that was your last chance.
Go jihad yourself because you won't be doing it with me
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 27, 2009
YALALALALLALALA INFIDEL you will never survive another trip to Disney Land HEHEH love you
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Declared by Your own COUSIN JOEY on Thursday, April 15, 2010
to the tall, white man, in his 50's, white hair. bald on top who drives a silver BMW 336I, New York plates: ESL6017:
Congrats on abusing your blind, elderly, sick chocolate lab named Kelly. Of course Kelly the dog caused her blindness & is at fault for being such a burden, Are you out of you fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Is it really so hard to fucking clear up after yourself for once?!? I feel sorry for any woman who has to live with you. You are a drain on everyone around you, being an inconvenience, a cost and an irritation without any forseeable gain. Get your arse together and do something worthwhile for once in your...
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Declared by Raeface on Tuesday, August 3, 2010
I've had feelings for you for the longest time. I've never acted on these feelings but you're pretty clever and I know you know how I feel about you. I'm not smart, funny, creative, or anything special but thats reason to talk about me like I'm some creature! I'm sick of hearing you and others talking about...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
You're a dick which is funny considering the size of yours...
and I faked it
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 12, 2011
Fake bitch! You aint ME so stop pretending. You are the stupidest ass person I swear now Im laughing at your thirsty ass. Go suck a dick bitch! I don't talk like that. Haha you could never get me correctly biotch! I was fishing and I caught a dummy. Thirsty hoes funny. You showed yourself for what you are....
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 18, 2011
Weil er die Atommasse von Strontium nicht kennt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
He has STD’s, he likes child pornography, is alocoholic, his father is alcoholic too, her mother was a prostitute. he is a liar, he is the worst.
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Declared by Dalia I Morales on Thursday, November 27, 2014
May you die beautifully like you wished for in your fairy tails.
You want a long term intimate relationship without being serious while having someone else as a boyfriend? FUCK YOU!!
There's a degree to how illogical you can be bitch.
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Declared by MGA on Sunday, October 4, 2015
10‰ is baaaad
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Declared by Jihad al Beer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You send useless blank emails that fill my junk file!
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Declared by Brent on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I know, I have bad teeth. Thanks for telling the obvious. And I know, I should have, blah, blah, blah. So stop the crap, I'm not paying you to nanny me, I simply want my teeth fixed. Do you think an electronics repair shop lectures its customers when they bringin a broken TV set? Its my money that feeds...
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Declared by Maximus Miser on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
IDIOTS...EASIER TO GET ON THE SUBWAY WHEN YOU LET PEOPLE OFF. DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF THE DOORS THEREBY BLOCKING ALL FLOW OF TRAFFIC ON AND OFF THE CAR, DON'T TRY TO SHOVE YOUR WAY THROUGH THRONGS OF DISEMBARKING PASSENGERS. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU CAN GET YOUR SORRY MOUTH BREATHING , FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED...
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Declared by I SEE STUPID PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
mohinder suresh for pawning claires dad in heroes... you whore!! you made me cry and now my girlfriend thinks im a homo!!
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Declared by butters on Friday, November 23, 2007