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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIt's always fun watching people commit suicide, but for the first time in a long while I actually feel kinda bad for Britney. That was the most uninspired display I've ever seen. She obviously couldn't be bothered to put forth some effort and at least make it look like she was trying. Pathetic. On second...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Why do people talk to me about stuff I don't care about? Am I just too nice of a person to tell them to fuck off. If I am saying "Yeah", "Right", "Uh-huh" it's because I don't have anything to say and I couldn't care less about your problems. Chances are I just want to get off the phone and stab myself in...
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Declared by Ted on Thursday, September 20, 2007
You thought i forgot about last time? You fat slob. You are fat and disgusting and you eat everybody's food without even asking. I hope your body belt breaks and you stomach falls down to your knees. This guy steals food from poor kids and clothes that dont even fit him from the salvation army.
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Declared by Mike da Don on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
10‰ is baaaad
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Declared by Jihad al Beer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For being so distasteful.. and for the irony of me using a website against itself..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
What good is your best friend if you can't declare holy war on him? You hickied me when I left your party. Scores of family, friends and customers have commented, jeered and laughed. I keeeel you! Alalalalalaa!
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why can't the iPhone be launched simultaneously worldwide? Would save Apple and others a whole lotta trouble. Darfed stupid, if you ask me.
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Declared by AK on Monday, October 8, 2007
"I'm placing a jihad on you!"
"Just, like, whatever.."
You will burn in the fires of hell for being such a pathetic way of ending a conversation.
Nothing about you is funny. The people who use you are not funny. The world would be a better place without you.
You are a statement used by a generation...
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Declared by Garry on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are under qualified and over compensated, i hope you die on a plane to Vegas!!!! Seriously though we need to hang out when you get back so you can tell me how to bamboozle people into sending you on a plane across the US of A.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007
To the RIAA, CRIA, Sony BMG, Warner, the lot of you.....
Burn in hell.
We are gonna get you - we won't tolerate your oppression and ownership of governments forever, the revolution has begun and it WILL be televised.
You have NO business knowing what we download and you never will. And as the...
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Declared by XJ on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop being such a whining emo pussy already. It's so unattractive. That girl you like is going to run like the devil himself was after her, you pathetic insecure piece of stoat feces.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
You took my f*ing kidney! >(
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Declared by Charlie on Monday, December 10, 2007
You taught me so much and brought me so far. I can't imagine what my life would have been like without you in it - you were my life. I am as whole and strong as I am today only because of you.
I swear that your death was not my idea, even though I was there and I agreed to it. Please understand that it...
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Declared by Angry on Monday, March 10, 2008
I want to unsubscribe from your cable TV services. Why is it so complicated? Why should I go through your call routing system and wait about 20 minutes and even more? Why do I have then to wait for a customer relation representative to call me? Why the hell can't that representative just disconnect me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 3, 2008
Their f*cking up our country.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Get real. The truth is that there is a huge majority of people who masturbate, in fact, there are less people who don't.
The UK Health Board even encourages it.
Now, go fuck yourself, assholes. DO IT. NOW.
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Declared by Hey, Masturbator! on Friday, December 11, 2009
U SUCK!
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Declared by ;oaksvhoqie8hg8y on Monday, December 14, 2009
Christ they are ripping people off with their organic glycerine soaps I bought from highland soaps.
Their stuff is shite so Jihad on them!!
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Declared by The Undead on Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Leave me alone!! I am not after your man nor have I ever been! He's a friend. Stop freaking digging your claws into me.
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Declared by bitches on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Ik verklaar je de Jihad!
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Declared by Guus on Monday, June 25, 2012