Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTo all the women who take advantage of the decent guys out there.
You are the minx on the back of a rabid dog.
Ready to pounce on the average bloke.
You prepare your hangmans rope in the fog.
As love dazed your hands on our throats to choke.
What was it that you were after at the end...
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Declared by Traol Coladis on Monday, October 8, 2007
There are some.. guitar strings in front of you.. I guess you could eat those...
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Declared by negrodamous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
My broadband has been down for over a month now, you fuckers. Yes, i've disconnected all the cables and rebooted the modem. Yes, i've checked the microfilter. Yes, i've waited for you to do a line test four times now. Yes, I think you're all totally fucking incompetent.
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Declared by Bandrew Mcloud on Friday, October 12, 2007
Ricky Delgado is the most stuck-up, arrogant piece of dog shit ever to walk the face of the planet. Too bad he can't hide the fact that he was made major sindak in Ateneo by even lesser pices of shit. Ricky is that much of a fucking coward he couldn't do shit. Now he spends the rest of his life trying to...
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Declared by Migs on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Marafakah! I keel u =O
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Declared by http://www.youtube.com/user/IRAQIWARLORD on Thursday, August 13, 2009
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
YALALALALLALALA INFIDEL you will never survive another trip to Disney Land HEHEH love you
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Declared by Your own COUSIN JOEY on Thursday, April 15, 2010
You have disgraced the Islamic faith and the Muslim people for the last time!
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Declared by Al Zawahiri on Saturday, July 2, 2011
Click. Make Account.
Receive lots of $$$!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 25, 2012
Piss on your no creativity, no programming or fixing, and dumb enough to buy M.S.'s operating systems while their still in Beta Form. Buy a HP while your at it, with a AMD in it! Get smart people. JTG
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Declared by jeffthegeek on Friday, May 16, 2014
Please stop stalking me. Just stop. If you cannot deal with the situation or me, either commit to leaving, like you said you would, or come and talk to me about it personally. You have blocked me on every way possible, yet you think it is even moderately okay to keep stalking me? You are degrading me by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 24, 2015
Back in high school you were always the skinny one. All skin and bones...well, just bones. You were always the popular one weren't you? Well I've got news for you, buddy. I'm on the heroin, AIDS and bulimia program now. Watch it Skully, I'm comin' for your skinny ass!
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Declared by Fatty on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Those guys are pussies! We can't have that!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
OK, we've had it, we've tolerated enough stupidity already.
It is time to remove all safety labels, all safeguards, all barriers and all caution warnings off everything. We declare Jihad on every stupid person on this planet, and may Our Lady of Discord sort THEM all out.
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Declared by Apoplexia Complexis Befuddle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I can't stand it when people use the word depressed like it was something normal and everyday. Depression means and unusual and significantly long term sadness. Regardless of what all the pharmaceutical commercials may have led you to believe there is another word for what you have. It is such a pity that...
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Declared by P.J. on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
i love babis ! Go find your corner n play your guitar ! Stop studying !
hahah
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Declared by Darren on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You guys call yourselves Internet Service Providers, you guys are a bunch of dumb shits! Your service sucks, it doesn't work even HALF the time and its slow as hell!
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Declared by Bell Hater on Thursday, October 11, 2007
this jihad is for you because you are moaning that you can not go to Monaco
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 18, 2007
i will kill you very soon
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Declared by surya on Sunday, December 16, 2007
It's obvious you have lived near your mother's bra, sucking on tit all your life. Grow up! It might not be the perfect country, but it damn sure is the best (until Hillary and Barack destroy it with socialist liberalism, liberal taxation, social passivism and social tolerance for every warped mind that...
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Declared by Man from U.N.C.L.E. on Thursday, January 10, 2008