Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor general pisstaking - saying we're going the machine, then taking a further 4 hours to go round the office asking everyone what they want
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Fucking fake bitch! Fuck off!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Julius Evola was, if you ignore his insane racist bullshit about aryans with semi-solid bones and his inexplicabel sexism, pretty much right about how much the modern world screws us all over.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
I hereby declare Jihad on the cowards threatening LiveLeak Staff, who are so cowardly they cannot even show their faces!
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Declared by Richy Dong on Saturday, March 29, 2008
Why do all of you little boys have to use such limited vocabulary? What the fuck does fuck mean? Use words that express something, not just impersonal cliches. Think a little, it makes you more attractive.
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Declared by Katrina on Saturday, December 13, 2008
Marafakah! I keel u =O
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Declared by http://www.youtube.com/user/IRAQIWARLORD on Thursday, August 13, 2009
FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
Why won't it fucking work!?
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Declared by YouTube Sucks Dick on Thursday, March 4, 2010
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
Son of B*tch man! It's like the F*cken universe justed wanted to test me this entire week. Not only do I have the typical BS in school to deal with but also stereotypes that have been crammed down my throat once again! Also one of my friends is pissing me off again! She's a great friend in the long run but...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 28, 2011
How can your name be Jihad? JIHAD ON U
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Declared by Birkeroedhater54 on Friday, May 17, 2013
ummmmm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I know you already have a jihad, but I thought you should have another one because Kantner called me.
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Declared by General on Sunday, October 7, 2007
FUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
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Declared by CEO IM RICH on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For wanting bananas all throughout the day. I mean as if your mouth isn't tired from scarfing down all those bananas, but no - you entice it by having it one every hour. And then proceed to tie yourself up. I declare all holy fucking war on your banana loving ass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
No trainers....WTF!! May your dancefloor days be numbered...
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Declared by red on Monday, October 8, 2007
There are some.. guitar strings in front of you.. I guess you could eat those...
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Declared by negrodamous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You guys call yourselves Internet Service Providers, you guys are a bunch of dumb shits! Your service sucks, it doesn't work even HALF the time and its slow as hell!
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Declared by Bell Hater on Thursday, October 11, 2007