Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJust because you have no control in your overcompensating life doesn't mean that you have to target the meek and bring them down with you. No, the lady next to you isn't stupid, like you say, and you don't have to grab things out of her hands. She has permission to take a sandwich break and you can't make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
He pooped on my doorstep this morning
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Declared by Erez on Monday, October 8, 2007
I mean, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I shouted at this guy in a car...he happened to be black...you wanker!! (cos he was driving like a twat) and he got out and said i called him a black cunt! Im not fucking racist!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
i love babis ! Go find your corner n play your guitar ! Stop studying !
hahah
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Declared by Darren on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You guys call yourselves Internet Service Providers, you guys are a bunch of dumb shits! Your service sucks, it doesn't work even HALF the time and its slow as hell!
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Declared by Bell Hater on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Julius Evola was, if you ignore his insane racist bullshit about aryans with semi-solid bones and his inexplicabel sexism, pretty much right about how much the modern world screws us all over.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Curses upon you, infidel, for not showing compassion for the hedonistic youth of your section!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 5, 2007
All Americans, hands down. No exceptions.
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Declared by Jose Castillo on Sunday, January 20, 2008
for not bringing me a macbook pro from new york!!! bastard
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Declared by O on Saturday, October 25, 2008
i put a jihad on you and your family!
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
Sick twisted pervers shit. How anyone can find The Shari'a sensibel is beyond my comprehension. Move society forward not back to the Dark ages and further.
Quit this madness now!
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Declared by decraux on Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Close your legs, close your fucking legs,
Close your door, you fithy fucking whore,
Keep it shut, keep it fucking shut,
Stop being such a fucking slut.
Your lips are spread on a disco stick,
You slut, you make me fucking sick,
To the bone, to the gut,
Oh fuck, I just threw up.
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Declared by www.myspace.com/idvoz on Thursday, June 4, 2009
I hate all of you, from the hipsters to the yuppies to the businessmen.
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Declared by Disgruntled Bostonian on Friday, July 24, 2009
Fuck! I want to turn down the sound, not mute it!
Whoever programs this shit needs a kick up the asshole.
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Declared by Never buying HP shit again, or Compaq. on Monday, February 15, 2010
They're still bigger than your balls *and* your brains, you neanderthals.
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Declared by Maniacal Misandrist on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Fuck off homosexual.
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Declared by Your enemy on Thursday, May 19, 2011
Shut the fuck up!
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Declared by DylanTheRocker on Sunday, April 3, 2011
Leave me alone!! I am not after your man nor have I ever been! He's a friend. Stop freaking digging your claws into me.
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Declared by bitches on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
It doesn't even have real members apart from clownies like Kizz, Yzaw Nfin, Choff and Thread!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Your food is to unhealthy! I know a person called dhor, he is addicted to mcdonalds and teamboxes! He eat like 3 times mcdonalds a day!
JIHAD ON YOU MCDONALDS
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Declared by dhors health consulent on Saturday, May 18, 2013