Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Mr Chooooo on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
May your desk burn at the hands of Ala.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I hate the homework and the teacher. I want to fuck my sexy teacher in the ass and in the pussy.
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Declared by x-master on Monday, October 22, 2007
If you'd screwed me in the car on the abandoned hiway that night, not only would we still be together, but we'd both be much much happier. I would've made it worth it...infidel.
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Declared by me on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Myślisz, że lepiej programujesz w php odemnie?
Tak?
Bo to prawda ;d
Zabije Cię
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 27, 2007
for social security. a thousand plus dollars a year come outa MY income to feed dead people
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Declared by timmy on Sunday, November 4, 2007
Sheetz is a terrible convenience store. It does not compare in any positive way, shape, or form, to the vastly superior Wawa.
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Declared by James on Friday, May 2, 2008
FUCK THIS SHIT.
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Declared by PAYPAL SUCKS FUCK PAYPAL on Monday, January 7, 2008
You are a cancer in the office.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Bryan will never love you, and you're annoying as hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 21, 2009
Get real. The truth is that there is a huge majority of people who masturbate, in fact, there are less people who don't.
The UK Health Board even encourages it.
Now, go fuck yourself, assholes. DO IT. NOW.
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Declared by Hey, Masturbator! on Friday, December 11, 2009
To you goes the BIGGEST jihad! Stop trying to be a jew. It's really annoying. You don't have a "jew fro" no matter how much you try telling yourself that you do. Just because all of your friends got bat mitzfahed, doesn't mean that you can parade around like Larry David. Larry David is funny, you are not....
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Declared by Babe on Thursday, December 31, 2009
Why can't eclipse see my SVN repositories or work with Maven or connect to the internet without having to be told to. Who programmed this? Who thought that all the dialogs and preferences and stupid settings were a good idea? Why can't it just find the internet, every other program can, including the viruses!
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Declared by SL on Thursday, January 14, 2010
FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
Why won't it fucking work!?
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Declared by YouTube Sucks Dick on Thursday, March 4, 2010
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
YALALALALLALALA INFIDEL you will never survive another trip to Disney Land HEHEH love you
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Declared by Your own COUSIN JOEY on Thursday, April 15, 2010
Yo bitch. who you fuckin around with these days. I heard yo got a new sucka on da side. yo pussy done wore out bitch. I did it. you slutty bitch ho.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 23, 2010
Jihad on you's co-founder. Don't you check the e-mails?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Fuck off homosexual.
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Declared by Your enemy on Thursday, May 19, 2011