Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on the person/s who killed Sean Taylor, Defensive Back for the Washington Redskins.
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Declared by bw.myers on Thursday, November 29, 2007
This guy should be killed. He's gay. That says enough, doesn't it?
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Declared by Henk de Vries on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Open you smug ass AOL eyes and fucking look at shit before you think your too fucking good and start to waste my time!
Seriously You don't seem to understand this but every time you click that damn SPAM button on your email that you Opted to get, I have to manually remove you from the list then write...
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Declared by Rich on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
for not bringing me a macbook pro from new york!!! bastard
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Declared by O on Saturday, October 25, 2008
I HAD BETTER GET AN "A" IN INORGANIC, BITCH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 4, 2009
Marafakah! I keel u =O
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Declared by http://www.youtube.com/user/IRAQIWARLORD on Thursday, August 13, 2009
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 25, 2012
I fucking declare jihad on myself for being to cheap to get the damn book for my exam in time. I have eight days to write this thing and now I have to wait up to five days for the damn book, because I was hoping it would arrive at the library in time. I'm a fucking moron. Jihad on me.
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Declared by Josefine on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
you broke my heart.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!! You have been getting your own way since the day you were born so I think it's about time you ditch your fake assed halo off, along with the mask, so the world can see you for exactly what you are. A DISGUSTING, HYPOCRITICAL, BACKSTABBING HAG WHO FUCKING CONDONED HER PSYCHO BITCH...
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Declared by Lady Justice on Thursday, March 20, 2014
Just because you have no control in your overcompensating life doesn't mean that you have to target the meek and bring them down with you. No, the lady next to you isn't stupid, like you say, and you don't have to grab things out of her hands. She has permission to take a sandwich break and you can't make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
What good is your best friend if you can't declare holy war on him? You hickied me when I left your party. Scores of family, friends and customers have commented, jeered and laughed. I keeeel you! Alalalalalaa!
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
For (style) crimes against humanity!
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Declared by The Style Inquisitor on Monday, October 8, 2007
Tu ne m'as pas répondu si les rafraîchissements offerts pendant la course incluaient de quoi manger/
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Declared by René on Monday, October 8, 2007
I mean, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I shouted at this guy in a car...he happened to be black...you wanker!! (cos he was driving like a twat) and he got out and said i called him a black cunt! Im not fucking racist!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You guys call yourselves Internet Service Providers, you guys are a bunch of dumb shits! Your service sucks, it doesn't work even HALF the time and its slow as hell!
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Declared by Bell Hater on Thursday, October 11, 2007
mohinder suresh for pawning claires dad in heroes... you whore!! you made me cry and now my girlfriend thinks im a homo!!
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Declared by butters on Friday, November 23, 2007
From all of us in web design you suck!
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Declared by OZ on Monday, December 17, 2007
I declare jihad on the idiots at HR Block tech support, who probably don't even have any idea of what country they are in.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 21, 2008
All glory and praise to the brunettes, proven time and time again to be genetically superior.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 25, 2009